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Welcome to Ponyville.

(Present location: outside Ponyville p.o.v James Heller)

Finally I made it.

After spending a total of 5 minutes running through the forest. I have came out into an urban town. The streets were filled with confused ponies. "Is that one covered in jelly? What the fuck happened here."
I waited until the coast was clear to make a run for the alley. Once there I scaled the building to get a better look knowing that whoever owned the place can pay for the broken bricks. On the roof I was able to get a clear view of everything. There was a gingerbread house in one direction. A carousel in another direction. What looks like a farm out on the horizon. A bigger building then the one I was on which I guess what this place's town hall. Ponies were everywhere and they were celebrating for a reason I couldn't even guess.Why am I even here. Come on ,Nate, your not being rational here. You know what happens when you stay in an area for too long. You would put these people's lives in danger just to satisfy your curiosity. The real James Heller would never do something so damn stupid. I just sighed. "But I'm not the real James Heller am I? The real James Heller wouldn't be afraid. Look at me scolding myself. I must really be going insane. If that's even possible for someone like me." I took a step and part of the roof gave away.Damn it! The building took more damage than I thought. I sighed. "Well, It's probably best if I leave before I get caught." Without even thinking I dropped back down into the alley. Only this time my landing gained someone's attention. A brown stallion with a greased back, dark grey mane in a black tux with a red tie that had a dollar symbol on it was staring at me from the alley entrance. His eyes shrunk to pinpricks and he started to back up. Once again without even thinking of the consequences I rushed the stallion and pulled him into the alleyway with my hand over his maw so he couldn't scream. I may have grabbed it a little too hard as he was trying to scream in pain and/or fright. Okay I panicked a little. Can you blame me for what happened next.
In a whisper I told him, "I am going to let you go. Don't scream. Just cooperate with me and you can go about your day like this never happened. Understood."
He tried to shake his head but I was just holding on too tight. I let go of him. He ran to the other end of the alley. At least he didn't scream. The dumbass instead pulls out a gun. "Okay man you definitely don't want to do that."
"Stay away from me agent of Discord." He aims it directly at me and was ready to fire. I put my hands up.
"Look just calm down. A lot has happened today and you are probably stressed, but I am not an agent of whatever." I took a step towards him. "Just lower the gun. No one needs to get hurt. I just want to stay hidden okay. I'm sorry i pulled you in here, but I need you to just stay calm." He wasn't listening to me. He pulled the trigger. I was hit in the eye and then everything went red. He didn't have enough time to scream. I lost control of myself and crushed his skull. Then the tendrils came out of my hand to consume the body. Nothing was left of him. Not even the blood that was sprayed on the wall was spared. Then I clutched my head from the pain as memories flooded my mind.

Web of Intrigue Sequences 1 Filthy Rich

Diamond, where are you? I was running for my life. This all started when the clouds turned pink and rained chocolate. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but now I wish I did. The roads had turned to soap. That's not even the worst of it. Animals have been acting crazy and either growing extra limbs, or growing longer ones. Buildings were being flipped upside down with earth ponies and unicorns who couldn't teleport being trapped inside. The town had become completely covered in chaos. Those who weren't as lucky as me were caught by that monster Discord. Saying his name brings fear and hatred to my being. Those who were caught started acted very strange. My old friend Big Macintosh was one of the first to be caught. When he was let go he started acting like a dog. I know earth ponies have power over the soil, but the way he dug was anything but natural. Next was Granny Smith. She sure did put up a fight for an old lady, but she suffered the same fate as her grandson. She was put down and just started dancing in a horrifying manner. I say horrifying because she was stripping as she danced. She used her cane like it was a pole. We all ran. Only one thing was on my mind. Get to my daughter. I didn't get far because of the one thing I heard. Her voice. My little girl's voice. I turned around. That monster had her in his grip.

"My aren't you a cute one." She tried to swing at him. "And a feisty one as well. Yes you will do perfectly."

"Let me go! Somepony help." She kept struggling. I started running back. I had to protect her. Discord snapped his fingers again. Diamond Tiara's irises turned into swirls. Her mane went puffy like Pinkie Pie's. Her yellow jacket turned solid pink and the Tiara that she always wore, the last gift she ever received from her mother, turned into a beanie.
"Hello Screw Ball."

Web of Intrigue Sequence 1 Filthy Rich Part 2

"Dad, can't you stay a little bit longer?" asked a young pink filly in a yellow and black Jacket with a tiara.

Please don't look at me like that "I would love to princess, but you know I have to go to work. How about this. When I come back I will get you what ever you want. Now be good and remember daddy loves you." I left and closed the door. Leaving my daughter once again. I will never let them have you Diamond. Please forgive me for ignoring you for so long
I say this every time I leave. *Equestria Girls ring tone*
"Hello. Mr. Rich speaking."

"Filthy, we need more of the samples delivered. You already know where to send them. Make sure they are here by noon tomorrow. This time I will be there personally. And for Celeista's sake change that god damned ring tone."

"Understood Sir."

"Also remember. The family appreciates the sacrifices you make so don't disappoint. More than one head will be had if you mess up.*hangs up* *Memory end*.

The pain left when the memories ended. I was standing there except it wasn't me standing. I had become Filthy Rich and if his memories are anything to go by. I am now filthy FUCKING rich. My eyes turned to dollar signs at the thought of what I would buy. I am so buying me a car, a boat, a shark tank, a hotdog, and the most important thing, my own pizzeria. "Okay James get a hold of yourself. If you are going to stay like this then you need to play the role. Filthy was here because he had to deliver something. Just find the cart and get the goods and get paid. Then go waste it all on ill advised purchases." Lets see. His first piano recital, buying zap apple jam from Granny Smith, the day his daughter was born, the day his wife died, watching My Little Gecko and buying it's merchandise... The fuck? Seriously? What kind of guy watches a show meant for little girls and buys it's toys for himself. On second thought I can look through the memories later I got business to attend to.I left the alley and found where he had left his "Holy fucking shit that car shines." Anyway I got the containers out of the trunk and waited. Ten minutes later, the guy Filthy was waiting for pulled up. He was tall, dark grey threstral with a blue and black stripped mane. We nodded at each other. Like usually when Filthy delivers we got out of the cars and exchanged the keys. I was hoping to get away but he stopped me.
"Leaving so soon Filthy. After all we been through I don't even get a good bye." Okay here goes. Identity theft powers activate.

"You have what you came for. What else is there left to say? Both our times are valuable so stop wasting mine. I just hope the family appreciates the sacrifices you make Tight Lip."
He nodded in approval and left. Fucking passwords are annoying as hell. I stepped into the car and found my payment. The dollar signs were back. "I may be new to town, but this is the best damned welcome I ever got." With that said I sped off to waste another person's money. "I am so happy right now. Fuck it I am going to sing. I want to see someone try to take my man card."

If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? Hey, must be the money!