you suddently remeber you have magic and that AJs an earth pony and one of the most basic speels you learned in your stupid magic class was levitation, now you where never good with spells but hey if you can telaport from ponyvill to canterlot and feel no form of exaustion then mabey, just mabey you can restrain this mare and have a nice, calm,chat afterall she is the elament of honesty and her sis can back you up..... hopfully....
Applejack starts to charge at you, but then you remembered that you have magic. Thinking quickly, you use your force field spell and surround yourself and Applebloom in a green magical field. Both Applebloom and Applejack looked surprised, and sadly for Applejack she crashes right into it. You would have laughed at the look if her face being smooshed against the force field, if it weren't for the fact the the force field broke after Applejack ran into it. Before you got a chance to power up another spell to hopefully teleport both you and Applebloom to safety, she manages to jump you and hold you down.
"I've got you now varmint, and now you're gonna get what’s coming to ya!" She pulls back her front hoof, prepared to knock the day lights outta you. You close your eyes, prepared to meet your end. This is it, this is how I die...or at the very least go to the dungeon. You think to yourself in sadness. Goodbye Cadance, thanks for being my first friend. Goodbye grey pegasus whose name I should have gotten. Goodbye Applebloom, thanks for spending my final moments with me. And to my ex-queen...I'll see ya in Tartarus. You wait for your end… and you wait… and you wait… how long does it take for this mare to punch? You open your eyes to see something surprising, you see…
You have an ally now. Apple Bloom will stick up for you. Trust in the Magic of Friendship.
Apple bloom! Save bugze!
Applebloom holding Applejack’s hoof just before it hit you. Applejack looks surprised and betrayed, clearly not expecting her younger sister to do that. Applebloom looks down at you with a smile, and you smile right back at her. She then puts on a determined face and she looks back at her sister and says "Sorry sis, but I can't allow you to hurt Bugze." Applejack looks confused and asks, "Now Applebloom, I don't know why yall are doing this, but I ain't gonna hurt this 'Bugze' character, I'm gonna hurt this changeling here." You whimper at that.
Applebloom then says to her sister, "This changeling is Bugze, Applejack, and I'm not gonna let you hurt him." You smile at that. She really does care for me, even though we just met, that's just...awesome, you think to yourself in a heartfelt tone.
The two sisters begin to bicker back and forth with each other about you, and you start to get uncomfortable, you being stuck under Applejack. You then remember that you have magic… again! You mentally face-palm at your own stupidity and then you begin to charge up your teleportation spell. Applejack notices what you’re doing and tries to stop you, but Applebloom stops her just in time. You then teleport out from under Applejack....only to teleport right on top of her! Applejack gives out a "oof" and try's to get back up, but Applebloom sit right on top of her (next to you) which causes her to fall back down.
"Oooo when I get my hooves on you changeling, you'll be more black and blue then a penguin, and Applebloom I don't know what spell this changeling has on you, but Ah swear on the apple orchard that I will save you!" Applejack yells threateningly at you. You give a snort in response and then say to Applejack…
Put Applejack on the defensive by accusing her of being a "species-ist" (bonus points if you sarcastically offer to go get a noose and a pointed hood for her). It works at first, but then Applejack remembers and points out that you threw dirt in Twilight's eyes*, used Rarity as a shield and even THREW her at Applejack**
"You know you are a real species-ist you know that."
Applejack looks surprised and offended and then says, "Why I never! I'll have you know that I like and treat all species equally."
You snort again and then say sarcastically, "Oh yes, because chasing around a changeling for the past two days and yelling death threats to him and his kind are really acts of equality and likeness."
Applejack stutters for a little bit, but then gets a crossed look on her face and then she says, "Say's the changeling who threw dirt into Twilight's eyes, used Rarity as a pony shield and you even threw her at me!"
Your confidence shrinks at that statement and you quickly mutter out, "Hey the dirt thing was a accident and I was going to apologizes for it as soon as I find her, and the whole Rarity shield thing happened because you threatened to do me bodily harm!"
Applejack then begins to go on and on about all the bad things you've done, and she doesn't say any of the good things either. You don't know if she doesn't know about them or not, but you don't care. Your anger about all this is starting to get dangerously high. So you decide to unleash it. You turn to look at Applebloom and tell her in a hushed whisper "Applebloom can you be a dear and cover your ears please?" She nods her head and covers her ears. You then focus your magic to your lungs and power up your RCV, You finish it and then you scream…
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
Applejack stops talking and looks at you surprised. This is it, no turning back now. You think to yourself. Now you look at Applejack and are about to say this, "I'm sor*crash*off!" Only to be knocked back by a rainbow blur.
What do you do?
you realize that useing the RCV was not the best idea i mean there could have been hundreds of ponies out there!!! also what the heck was that? any thing that gets you knocked out and tied up in a basement (it was a rather nice one at that) looking at the two mares infront of you that have seemingly fallen asleep waiting for your arival to the real world you think over your options 1try to escape with your magic but that wouldent solve your relation ship with them 2 wake them and try to explain the situation and risk waching my.little.human in an endl-..... no,no they dont know about that fobia it would probabley be slow tourcher really any thing but THAT 3 go back to sleep
Ohhhhh, crap. You're in trouble.
You get a crazy plan. You taunt the newcomer, calling her a fillyfooler with that mane of hers and apologizing for attacking her marefriend. When she charges you, you open the inventory and let her fly in. If that doesn't work, you will at least have a swift death with no chance of watching My Little Human.
Good question about the Disney song...
The man prays to the Virgin Mary about how great he is, only to confess his lust to a gypsy girl. He's taunted by some evil looking monks while blaming everyone, the girl, the Devil, God himself, everyone, for his problem. He then begs the Holy Mother of God to either kill the girl and send her to Hell, or let him have sex with her. Then he flips right the **** out promising the girl that she'll either let him have his way or he'll burn her alive himself.
That's hardcore.
The Oogie Bogie Song form 'Nightmare Before Christmas'
Because it's a monster singing about killing Santa Claus. (SQUEE)ING SANTA CLAUS. MOTHER (SQUEE)ING SANTA CLAUS. WHO THE (SQUEE) DOES THAT. HUH? TELL ME.
That's what I thought.
Basically the Oogie Bogie Man has a lot of balls. Seriously though, it's a bad arse song and you should listen to it.
Your eyes dart up to meet the rainbow mare. Your buggy brain thinks fast, and you see that in her saddlebag, she has a couple of flowers of poison joke in her bag. You remember what that flower does and so you take them out with your magic. You use magic to increase the intensity of the effects. You shake the flowers, spreading the pollen everywhere. The joke takes affect immediately and the affects are even stronger than they should be naturally.
Try to distract rainbow with a gory manga book ( the demon Ororon to be exact)
(Course your not sure how she will react since one character is the half half mortal daughter if the archangel Michial
So if apple bloom is our ally, will we ever be able to control her to some extent? We kind of did here, but is that like a one time thing, or...?
Also:
Change into apple bloom to confuse everypony if the other suggestions go south.
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Also still:
An army of bannanas? That would kick ass at bloons tower defence.
Tell the newcomer that you appreciate that she's so attracted to you that she's literally throwing herself at you, but that Applejack saw you first.
Oh shiet it's rainbow dash...probably
They will expect you to fight back. So, just stop fighting or something, and that you are not going to harm them
4452320 wow, that guy is messed up, I never looked at that hunchback movie like that before.
Learn something new every day.
Put yourself between rainbow dash and applejack, when both charge towards you jump out of the way, hopefully they knock each other out!
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There are probably better songs musically or vocally, but as far as villain factor goes, that one is pretty high.