Last time on 'The Life of a Wanted Changeling
You, the changeling, have managed to out-run Applejack,the Royal Guard, Pinkie, and Rarity. You've befriended Cadance, a pink alicorn, and a grey pegasus. You've gain citizenship to a place called 'Ponyville'. You have fallen asleep after being chased out of town by Pinkie and Applejack. Now we continue your story...NOW!
THE NEXT DAY
You open your eyes to see Celestia's sun shining in your face. "Uggggghhhhhh." You really don't like bright light, not since your ex-queen "accidentally" shot you with a fireball spell. You never could look at the sun without cringing since. But, you did have a really good nap, which is surprising considering you slept in a tree. You decide to go and see how much a house or an apartment costs
later. For now you have decide to see...
How was your sleep in that tree? I bet it was pretty nice due to that comfy rainbow-colored pillow... Wait- that's not a pillow.
*yawn*Huh, you must have been tired then you thought, because you could have sworn that you just yawned. Even though your snout didn't move at all. Also, you though you had heard the yawn come from behind you. Wait… that was behind you! You quickly turn around, as quickly as a changeling can on a tree branch, to see a blue furred, rainbow colored mane/tail, pegasus. The same pegasus...WHO KICKED YOUR FLANK BACK AT THE WEDDING!
You freeze in panic, but then realize that she is still asleep. You sigh in relief, you probably fell asleep on her when you hid up here. Wait… how in Equestria did you manage to sleep on her without her waking up? *snore* "Huh, must be a heavy sleeper," you say to yourself quietly. Then her eyes opened... uh oh. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" you scream in surprise, which caused you to fall off the tree.
"Oww!!*crash*Ooof!!*snap* My leg!!"*crunch* How high is this tree *splat” You finally fell to the bottom of the tree. Somehow you managed to keep your disguise active even with all the pain you just went through. You are about to get up, when a few of the apples from the tree fall down and hit your head, oddly enough making a cartoonish sound effect every time an apple hit your head.
The rainbow haired pegasus looks around you, confused, before shrugging and then flying off. "Owowowowowow, dear Luna that hurts," you say to yourself in pain. You get off the ground and decide to do what you did in the first, which was to...
Ok, you really need to find out just how the heck Applejack can know you're a changeling even when you're disguised. Quite frankly, it's freaking me out.
Well first try to figure out how she seeing is thur your disguise.
Find out how Applejack is able to identify you even when you're disguised.
You decide to go and find out how Applejack knows you’re a changeling, even when you are disguised. Not only is it stopping you from blending in and living a normal life, but quite frankly it's freaking you out. So, with no idea as to how to find this out, you decide to go and find her.
3 HOURS LATER
You finally found her after three hours of walking in circles, tripping over sticks and stones, and smashing into trees repeatedly (don't ask). When you did fine her, you were shocked to see her asleep. Standing up, you notice the purple unicorn from before walking away from Applejack looking really mad. You wonder why, but for now you need to focus on how to find out what Applejack knows, without you getting beat into a bloody pulp at least.
The you get a great idea. You transform into the purple unicorn that left. Maybe, you think to yourself, if I change into one of her friends, she won't be able to recognize me, and with how tired she is, there's no way she’ll be able to realize that I'm a changeling. You begin to walk towards Applejack, but the you stop. You've haven't thought this through yet. You don't even know what you should say to Applejack. What should you say?
What do you do?
Say your sorry, because the two ponies clearly just had an argument. Tell her you've been on edge today because of the changeling, and you don't know how to tell who you can trust anymore.
Worst pony song? "You gotta share; you gotta care." Mutual enemies agreed it was the worst performance they've ever seen, so who are we to argue?
Worst brony song?
It's about how Cheerilee is insane, and then turns into a love song for her at the end. It just leaves you feeling...what?
Climb on top of her and fall asleep. It didn't seem to bother the blue pegasus, so clearly it's some sort of pony bonding ritual that we were never taught about during our 'how to impersonate ponies' training. We do want to fit in, right?
You gotta share, you gotta care is the first one to come to mind. After that, either the Flim Flam brothers song (which mighht hve been ok if it had been about 5 minutes shorter) or possibly the Weird Al crossover. Pinkie should have been the only party pony.
That's tough. The worst ones aren't very memorable. But I've heard a few that are people who are obviously t one deaf speaking harshy in what would be a monotone except that they couldn't speak at a constant pitch,.
Ahh but that's the glory of your situation, don't you see?
You don't need to say much of anything, just get her talking. Lead the conversation and let her fill in the blanks until you have what you need to know.
Use the force, young changeling!
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gotta share/care terrible.
just keep staring at her until she wakes up then when shes freaked out say hi
If she starts chasing you again, Yell this at her while you running away
"Hey you are good at telling when people are lying to you right? Well I am friends with Candance and She Knows Am A Changeling! Ask her about Bugze!"
Grab her lasso and tie her to something first, that should buy you a few seconds of time.
Also, it has to be something other than the element of honesty thing, because she was fooled during the fight scene.
Wow, glad I made you laugh XD
(And it's lady to you)
I didn't read today's question on time, so I'll do it on the next chapter
I see no problem with this plan whatsoever.
Wait, so... It's a week after episode one. But it's a few days after the wedding... And it's Season 1's Applebuck Season? I'm confused.
Wait. WAIT. Applebuck season? But... But... But. That's way BEFORE Canterlot Wedding. Time traveling shenanigans, othervise I have no idea what is happening. Fever dream?