Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
Page generated in 0.032 seconds
Total duration
1,054 users online
1,593,519 hits today, 1,996,409 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
That ending was just epic.
Alrighty, fourth chapter in and I can honestly say without a shadow of a doubt that this is one of the best HiE's ever. First the thing with the milk in the first chapter then Twilight going all sorts of psycho followed up with a few sprinkles of amazing. This fic deserves so much more attention. I look forward to the rest of this fic and any others you write.
Awe, Hell yeah, Sunbutt!
You know, music in the middle of a chapter usually ruins it for me...but by God did it suit it this time!
Brilliant, I'm really enjoying myself here
The "Rapedome" part made me laugh out loud, and now I think it's best Celestia and Luna be made aware of this... Especially the part of bringing down the mountain the fortress stands on...
Watch your back Sunbutt, it's always the brilliant psycho's that are the most dangerous. And this one is now ruler of a nation...
Love is fucking insane.
What happened to Inspektor Notfluttershai of the KIA?
"Please be to removink your pants...."
4016179 I'd say it's more lust than love, and believe me those are two very separate things. If anything Anon is falling in love with Celestia because of Autismo the Horse.
Well... Celestia got swag. There's no denying that now.
That mare made bank! Now she can have all the cake and ice-cream whenever she wants without having to mooch!
You know if anon just throws celetia at the rape dome and sceemed nuke many iy w ll all work out
“And if all else fails, well... I'll just bring down the mountain itself and the fortress will follow.”
If the Geas are the fortress, then isn't Celestia the mountain?
You know, if Anon would just man up and bluntly tell Twilight that, no, he doesn't like her because she scares the shit out of him, it might be enough of a wake up call to solve his problems with her. Then again, considering Applejack is the only one of the mane 6 capable of seeing how cuckoo Twi's gone, maybe not. And in either case it wouldn't normally be a good idea to do something to piss off Twilight, alicorn or not, but right now he's protected by the geas. Later, she'll probably find a way to get around it, so better to grow some balls and risk pissed off purplesmart now when your shields still work.
4034882
Exactly. Take out Tia, Geas has no where to take power from, Anon is both literally and figuratively bucked.
I like how you balance. First, creepiness and...well what to say, serious crazy horse.
And than ka-blam! Tia eating ice creams on pile of goodies.
I'm only surprised that Anon didn't tell Twi that he miss her old version. Not the one who want to control his life, making him basically her property, but the one he met when he end up on that world for the first time.
Oh and the pleasure dome....not bad idea(well not recording part) if you are emotionally involved in relationship. But to be honest on the honey moon I would rather have traveled across magical/or not world than rutt for whole month... after all rutting can commence after the trip!
Twilight gift is tottally creepy man WTF!!!!!
Over Attached Twilight
Rapedome: one man enters, a shattered husk leaves....
Anonium, not to be confused with Twilight's other self-discovered compound Twitainium
That ending. All my "" to you.
i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/527/287/13f.jpg
at the fluttershy part...
halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-spy-dispenser-disguise.jpg
also twilight...
bellaescritor.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2013/04/wtf5-730x547.jpg
The music makes that scene about a dozen times as sinister.
Ok. I thought at first that the spergling stuff was overboard but this...
This is hilarious!
awesome stunt celestia
Notfluutershai. OH GOD. MORE FUNNY THAN IT SHOULD BE. Why....
I love Anon's nicknames for the ponies
Twilight is beginning to scare me...and I can only guess that it's gonna get worse
I literally facepalmed for 34 seconds when fluttershy said her disguised name...
Oh god, Twilight has fucking lost it
mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/rsz/mlfw5406_small.jpg
4016179
The Latin word for love is Amante.
The word for insanity is Amente.
Because they realized that love is madness.
For some reason I feel scared of twilight in this fic
WAAAAAT..... THE FAACKK?!!!
5297251
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
5328991 I'm sorry but you must be incredibly dull if you don't know the reason. I know you know, Humanity is not that stupid. And frankly, I'm scared too.
Twilight just STRIKE AGAIN!
Friendship just go to - 25!
I'll be honest, I was legitimately terrified while the music was playing in the background.
The scene with Twilight—coupled with that music.
Fucking creepy.
I lost my shit.
1.my 453 item list of desirable characteristics in a good mate.
I lost it a little AND I want to see the list
2. Rapedome
I lost my shit
3. "...ice cream?"
I FUCKING DIED
Meh, a rape dome is good and all. But I prefer a dungeon for my BDSM.
img.pandawhale.com/49264-Nope-gif-PcEm.gif derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTMvMDIvMTgvMDlfMTdfMDRfMjk0XzI0Nzc2OF9fVU5PUFRfX3NhZmVfcHJpbmNlc3NfbHVuYV90dW1ibHJfYXNrX3ZpbnlsX3NjcmF0Y2hfYXJ0aXN0X3ZhbGNyb25fbm9wZV9hc2tfZGpfcG9uM181MTIxZjE4NmE0YzcyZGNiYWIwMDAxZjcucG5nLnBuZyJdXQ/247768__safe_princess%2Bluna_tumblr_vinyl%2Bscratch_ask_artist-colon-valcron_nope_ask%2Bdj%2Bpon3_creepy%2Bprincess%2Bluna.png iambrony.dget.cc/mlp/gif/223475__safe_fluttershy_animated_angel_spoiler-s03e11_50e03067a4c72d77460006b6_nope.gif.gif
Oh god, Twilight is scaring me shitless right now holy crap.
D'=
SOMEONE HOLD ME! //criez
Awesome job man, you have done an amazing job on this.
RapeDome...
One man enters *looks below* Oh wait, someone already made that joke...
hehehe
I listened to the music after the end of the chapter, because I forgot it. Even by itself, there was but one reaction.
"NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
How is this twilight not a creepypasta yet?
Bring down the mountain? Yep, that's a death threat.
I don't know why, but imaging the tone of voice he's using while saying that is just hilarious.
(Fist pumps) (Flappy Bird pipe sound)
Cash Monies.
Playing the music when Twilight showed up was... Fucking scary.. I had chills going up my spine as I read the lines of speech she was saying.. You did a good job pal
6887428 Not only that the music ended perfectly when she disappeared, that was creepy as fuck.
One example of a Noodle Incident, I guess.
66.media.tumblr.com/30060f403a780d2c5fab6ffb35083ea7/tumblr_mmtogjKIrc1s1bg2po1_r1_500.gif
orig14.deviantart.net/1473/f/2012/147/e/d/nope_nope_nope_nope_nope_by_rileyman360-d51bd0c.jpg
groans I really need a shotgun