Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
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So, I guess all that talk from before about alicorn magic not working was a lie then? Meh, at least it's a nice break from Anon and Celestia smashing their faces together.
Omc. I absolutely LOVE long chapter updates. But to just drop
24K words35K words of Exchange on me in one day? That is heaven. I am going to need lunch first however. brb*Finds ancient puzzle devices made by a long-disappeared culture meant to test your character.*
*Breaks them to get past.*
Fuck yeah, humanity.
I really hope Twilight gets what's coming to her.
The letter seemed like a obvious trap ('cause I've seen it before, curse my thinking ahead) but other than that this was a great chapter, the way Anon's will fought against Twilight was simply amazing! Can't wait for the next chapter!
Man, fuck you and your cliffhanger.
Twilight be cray-cray.
Also, at the end... Is that Autismo's Geas?
I'm doomed.
Kill Twilight
and Luna
God fucking damit you fucking cliffhanger RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fucking ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good story though hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fucking god damit. ok i am done now
will twilight die? because I hope so
Hax!
Oooh, time for some Myst! ...lolnope.
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Humans OP, nerfplz
I liked dis.
If you don't kill Twilight and the elements of harmony, except for applejack, i will be upset.
I bet Anon should eat this stone himself.
GOD DAMNIT PURPLE SMART!
Putting whispers in parentheses looks pretty ugly, and it can be inferred from the context that they're continuing to whisper.
....buck....
I really hope that karma works here, because we need to show twi and the fools who dare hurt Anon like that what happen WHEN YOU PISS THE MAIN CHARACTER AND HIS LOVE LIFE OFF!
God damn it... That ending...
Also, secretly hoping to see anon perform some magic.
By far, this is my favorite fic on the entire site.
Goddamn you, Twilight...goddamn you to hell...
Are you fucking kidding me. Pinkie wasn't the mole? LUNA was?
I could see this as a clever ruse to get Twilight to stop pursuing Celestia, since she'd already have Anon. But the fact she just crushed the orb kind of pisses on that idea. And now she's put a Geas on him.
Welp Anon. There's only one thing left to do. Celestia's stuck on an island who-knows-where, you're looking at never seeing her again and a lifetime of rape at the hands of an insane goddess who can prevent and undo any sort of rebellion you cook up, and is many times more intelligent than you to begin with - nullifying any chance of thinking or fighting your way out.
You didn't need that tongue anyway.
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Meh, all she would have to do is pay some random unicorn for a spell that teleports the reader to the castle. And given she now has access to the magic school that was owned and run by the head of government, probably not that hard.
Gah, now now I want to know where the original version is because I don't want to wait for the what happens next. Grr, curse your cliffhanger which I hate for very obvious reasons.
4053186 Considering that he's deep in the island and teleporting him from a distance would require a massive amount of energy? Unless she brought every unicorn, I highly doubt it.
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Now thats just speculation on unknown mechanics, but its not like she couldn't. The spell was apparantly in storage on the scroll, so its not like she couldn't just go to the school and have every teacher and student participate. Thats even assuming whatever magic used in scroll creation is comparable to normal casting and not some manner of stronger ritual magic.
This, this made my day. I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
And never thought I would ever say this but who else wants to slap the shit out of Luna? I hope Karma bites her in the ass big time.
p.s. Damn you and your cliff hangers...
Excuse me while I punch that wall over there to vent all of my rage.
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Wow. Those are some insane trials. Although I guess it might actually be a good thing? We don't want any more Twilights around.
And am I the only one who was thinking about Twilight in the back of my mind this entire chapter? After every trial, my first thought was that an army would be waiting for them outside the gate. On the other hand, there would be no better way to completely crush Anon and Celestia's spirit than to wait until they had completed the trials, then crush the orb. It doesn't seem intentional, but still is a cruel twist of fate. We are just lucky Anon is such a fighter.
I feel very conflicted. I've never wanted to hurt a pony so much as I want to Twilight...
And now the waiting game for the next chapter. ( Please be soon)
EEEERRRMAAAHHHHGERRRRDDD!!!
That was AWESOME!
It's very rare that I see a 'perfect chapter' but this sure as hell is one. There was action, comedy, romance, sadness, and despair!!!
Truly superb! I can't wait for more.
And now I also feel this stinging sensation of hate. That cliffhanger was perfect, you bastard.
My view of who's best pony usually fluctuates a lot. It has much to do with what fics I'm reading. In the beginning it was Twilight, she was best poneh. That was way back when. Back when I was reading Fallout: Equestria as the first Fanfiction of anything I've read, ever, it was heartwrenching to read of the demise of the elements. Man, those were good times, and I guess I picked a good fic to start my descent into madness with.
If it had been this? My reaction would probably be somewhat similar. The stories can't really be compared, as FoE is a giant epic of indeterminable awesomeness, this is shorter but has so much epicness and awesomeness compressed into such a small space... Man, more, I need more! Fics have become my drug, and I'm running out. The time between my 'shots' are getting longer and longer, and it's terrible.
Easy. Right Left Right Left Forward Left Right
Damn... I literally cannot wait, until the next chapter. Also nice Discord twist didn't see that coming from a mile away.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
My friend is so into this and I said I hate twi and he yelled
I HOPE HE CUTS OFF HER HORN AND SHOVES IT DOWN HER WINDPIPE
I only wish she suffers more :)
Was kinda hoping Anon ended up eating the orb, but this is pretty unexpected (in the good way).
Human rage at it's finest. He'll actually let out all of his anger now, right?
So those worms are from Tremors, right? :P
Now I know I'm late and this might not be seen because of the comments, but what's stopping Twi from using a variation on the "Want It, Need It" spell?
Oh no she didn't... Oh no she fucking didn't! That fucking bitch... Now I know how Discord came about and Estrus valley is pretty... Something... And Minotaurs are ugly as fuck when old, great... Fuck Twilight though.
I realized last night why I like this story so damned much. It's exactly the story that I mentioned several months ago wanting to see: a well-written romance with Celestia getting out and about. Most romances with her have the characters going to her in Canterlot and then just hanging around the palace. In this one Celestia goes on an adventure and finds love.
That sounds so cheesy.
It's still true though.
F@CK YOU TWILIGHT, YOU OBSESSIVE BITCH! I HOPE THEY SEND YOU TO TARTARUS FOR A 1000 YEARS, SUMMON YOU BACK, AND SEND YOU TO HELL! WTF LUNA?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Fucking Fluttershy seems to not see how love and obssession looks like. Yup. Stalkers club in a finest. Just wait till Twi cut off his hands and legs so he can't harm himself or something and all because she "loves" him.
4052858 I didn't read next chapter yet but you know what.... POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT!(If I am right)
I really hope that AJ will show up and choke Anon with orb Celestia have taken during the journey.
ALERT END!
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You evil son of a bitch, I'm gonna be up all night reading the remaining chapters because of this damn cliffhanger.
This is...just...everything that is awesome rolled into one nice little package.
GOOD GOD.
That's it. Initiate Zeta Protocol.
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You sick yet magnificent bastard, it's 3 am. Ah just spent the last hour getting through this massive chapter...only to see that it ends on a cliffhanger of all things brought about by a traitorous princess and Psycho-Sparks!?
....oh God, the irony when Ah realize this must be the exact feeling mah own fans get whenever Ah make an update that matches this format.
I have to sleep...but this is going to just haunt mah thoughts till Ah read more tomorrow. Haha, oh well!
TWILIGHT.
YOU DUN FUCKED NOW!
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Wow... Over the course of fourish days I enjoyed reading these trials and the great challenges they made Anon and Cel face. It was enjoyable, and was epic enough for me to pass through the bile that develops in my throat when romances come up (I have very little tolerance for it if it's not drowning in comedy frosting)
And then, that ending... My god, all I can find myself to say...
Twilight... You dirty whore. You dick gargling slutbag fuckin filthy whore. Anything short of mind alteration from outside forces... NOW I'm in agreeance with those guys that wanted her dead, I'll get the wire coat hangers, those can be very useful tools for the creative mind...