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Well, that happened
Needs faster updates.
In their defense, unless you've tried something different since that little incident at the wedding, your idea of diplomacy sucks.
Well shit hit the fan now
Oh hai sombra, didn't expect you.... I just can't tell whats going to happen now....
Edit: Oh and hai nightmare moon, almost didn't see you there.
Well, Spartan-IV (rating: Hyper Lethal Vector) versus the Solar Tyrant. I'm taking bets people, how long will the Solar Tyrant last in this fight? An hour? Ten minutes? Thirty seconds?
Celestia... Is now a total lost cause, of a bitch.
Crimson, your orders are simple: kick her ass!
6032380 I'll give them about... Half an hour.
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Demi-god versus super-soldier? Might give him a challenge. Put me down for ten minutes.
People need to remember shes the tyrant of the sun. Im pretty sure shes got some hot (hehe) ass fire spells in her hooves. His spartan suit can take some heat, but im pretty sure it cant take the heat of the sun. Hes gotta be careful.
Spartan!!! your mission is to kick her ass so hard she'll be singing in tongues
PREPARE FOR BAAAAAAATTTTLLLLLLEEEEE!
Well...Xlestia is white, likes hot stuff (the sun), hates aliens, and bugs (note the chitin's hue). She's *this* close from founding the Canterlot Branch of the CKK (Celestia's Krazy Klan)
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insufficient amounts of data available
What weapons has Crimson available?
What is the starting distance?
What is the terrain?
Because of your vague OP, I can simply say that Crimson speedblitzes the entirety of Equis in a fraction of a femtosecond (literally),
using a Seeker battlesuit, which is the closest thing to infantry that the Forerunners ever employed in battle.
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Perhaps a Chain-Axe up the @$$ would help calm you down?
It's official. Celestia is evil as is going to fuck up everything that can be possibly fucked up.
Now I REALLY want to see that bitch gets whats coming to her, from Five and Twilight
Celestia has gone mad.
The fate of the changeling race rests on your shoulders Spartan Five don't let us down.
6032380 50 on ten seconds. Bitch don't stand a chance!
How did Celestia get to Mexican standoff?
Just how powerful are the ships shields against solar plasma, given Twilight has already tried, and failed to teleport out?
No matter what, when Twilight makes it out and talks to Celestia, she will be called Traitor and struck down as well. If anything, Celestias should take Twilight out on sight, with now arning, because her being the Elements is the only thing that can kick Sombra out.
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I just hate it when people make vague contests... sorry.
6032546 The chief re entered Earth's atmosphere from space with nothing more than Mark IV Spartan armor, crash landed in a jungle, and then got up and fought his way to a base with the help of a dozen marines initially, and a single Elite. The re entry heat on the space shuttle is high enough that if a human attempted that wearing a space suit, they wouldn't make it past five hundred feet before they were reduced to burning dust. So, short of Celestia glassing a portion of the world, he will be fine. After all, it practically took that to kill Noble Six, and he went down guns blazing after his helmet got shot enough to put a hole in the visor.
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Depends what he uses.
Sniper- few seconds
rocket launcher- maybe a min
assault rifle- maybe 10 min
shotgun- depends close range vs close range you know.
his own fists- that's where it get fun he chooses the time.
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Mark-VI.
Roman Numerals, SON!
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6033223 Oh, my mistake. I thought he was using the same armor he was wearing at the start of Halo 2, the last time he had a chance to update and replace his armor. Because the Covenant sure as fuck weren't going to leave out the parts to do armor work on the field or in a hallway that the devil, as far as they were concerned, could use.
6033223 no, he's right. Mark-4 is Mark-IV
6033174 i would have to agree
Hm...
Sunbitch and the newly-reformed NM versus a Spartan-IV... And not just ANY Spartan-IV, but the sole survivor of premier fireteam Crimson. The one who escaped imprisonment by Jul 'Mdama, and proceeded to eliminate the entire army of Storm Covenant that was stationed there...
Well, I have a song for this!
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Exactly my friend.
Celestia is oficcialy asshole rank 100
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So is that a no?
Well, Celestia is 1,000,000,000,000% fucked when the Covenant, Dragons, possible Forerunner, probably the UNSC, and Crimson show up. If she hates aliens that much, then she better change that before she's burned, glassed, unloaded on, disintegrated, bombed, killed with a railgun our MAC round, and causing the death of all Ponies in Ponyville and Canterlot. Don't fuck with multiple alien races that are more advanced then you and want to kill you and sent you to the deepest pits of hell. Yup, Celestia sure made the biggest mistake in Pony history.
Celestia is controlled. I knew it.
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It's a yes.
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AWESOME!
*BRBBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBBVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*
Let's see if Celestia isn't completely OP shall we? After all, the one who thinks crafting a sword out of gold is a good idea can't be that powerful.
,,When's Optimus going to show up to beat the shit out of my counterpart?''
6036047 Celestia clearly didn't pay attention when playing Minecraft.
6036410 Clearly that is the case here. But seriously unless the gold is enchanted or something which you explain through the realms of ''magic'', it should crack nearly instantly upon hitting metal.
6035626 NNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! XD
6034663 So true!
6036410 Or she wants to enchant it to all balls.
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Spaceships are made to go in space, which means being bombarded with huge amounts of solar radiation all the time and withstand impact from small asteroids travelling easily a hundred times the speed of sound, while protecting the crew and equipment inside with a 100% reliability.
Not to mention this is a military ship, i.e. armed and armored further.
Hmm... Celestia is under Sombras influence... Still can't wait to see her get smacked around by Five, and most likely by Twilight. Now, THAT'S entertainment. Still, a Hearthblade. That thing's gonna be trouble for Five. Gold or not, Hearthblades are almost impossible to destroy, except with another Hearthblade.
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And make sure she's dead
Dat bitch gonna die
6039398 Right! The radiation in interstellar space is extremely deadly. If exposed for a few seconds, it's possible you would die, I think? So yeah, the ship Crimson's on is gotta be equipped with some sort of interstellar radiation shielding. Good job!......I don't know, I just felt like giving you some sort of reward because most people don't know this.
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All these flavours and you chose to be salty, god damn
Point is: solar radiation is what a spaceship's designed to endure over and over again so solar plasma ain't gonna do much
like throwing a molotov cocktail at a 3rd gen main battle tank
6055358 Right, I knew that. I see your point.