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Followed by Luna kicking him in the face, maybe?
...I don't know why...
...But I just love it when a human beats the living shit outta Celestia...
...BItch thinks she all 'mighty', and 'powerful'
5227818 yes, i agree.
To be honest, I don't find many fics where Celestia gets downed. I don't read many Halo crossovers, though, so maybe I'm just missing out...
5227818 Magic has shit all on a surprise gunshot wound, doesn't it?
Gg magical horse.
Please give us a scene where Twilight scolds Celestia and makes her apologize. I doubt Five would accept it, but that's beside the point.
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...
Why not?
*Begins writing next chapter*
5227839 this is the third fic where I've seen a SPARTAN KO an alicorn. Other two were 'MIA' and the ' speechless SPARTAN in equestria'
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Alicorns (from what we know) don't have that much experience dealing with physical force as much as they have with magical strain, as what we've seen of the bad guys, they just hold them with magic, so naturally, their physical resistance is about as average as any other pony. They may have greater attributes than all three races, but a Spartan (most generations, regardless) have enough physical power to match Sangheili, which can easily break most Marines and ODSTs with just a swat of their arm. Not to mention that with the MJOLNIR Generation II armor enhancements, Spartan-IVs have enough strength to flip Scorpion tanks within seconds, giving them easily enough strength to lift up to 66 METRIC TONS.
What's a thousand years of cake and tea got on the strongest soldiers in the Galaxy?
BUTT-FCK NOTHING!!!
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For how much crap I gave you when you wiped the original, I have now have to directly say that this rewrite is better. A lot better.
I called it.
5224918 FUCKING CALLED IT! So obvious...
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You mean how a Spartan an flip a 66-ton tank in-game? Game mechanics, pure and simple. A completely unaugmented ODST can do the exact same thing in gameplay.
Lore tells us that a Spartan can lift up to 3x their own weight, and that the Mark V Mjolnir armor further increases that by 5x. (I believe the MK-IV armor was 2x strength augmentation, but don't quote me on that) A far cry from being strong enough to flip 66-ton tanks.
Meanwhile, we see Princess Twilight charged up with all 4 alicorn's power get physically pummeled through a mountain by a raging Tirek without any harm. One would assume that Celestia would have at least 1/4th the durability since she contributed at least 1/4th the power. (she probably contributed much more however)
I don't buy Celestia getting KO'd like that.
5228163 However their own weight was heavily increased by the ceramic plating and the increased size caused by the experimentation. They can flip a warthog but not a tank. Not on their own
OMG Celestia Finally Lost a Battle against humans.........YES!!!!
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Well...
I've got nothing. Still, though, it makes sense that what some claim to be an anti-god be able to do that to what some see as a divine being.
Finally! A pony getting the shit beaten out of them.
Don't ya just love it when the ponies get in WAY over their heads when they underestimate their opponents.
i wonder how lulu will react...and discord for that matter.
And that's why you never piss off a Spartan IV, kids!
5228163 Ah, but Twi used a magical shield when she got pummeled through said mountain, and shock has such a wonderfully adverse reaction to physical resistance.
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I like that analogy. The Demon versus the Divine.
FUCK YEAH!!!! Even if Five went down humans naturally go down swinging so I'm sure it still would have been awesome!
All you celestia lovers: be glad. If the magnum round had been hollow-point, she wouldn't have a wing anymore.
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please don't make him hurt luna.
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About 8 years ago, yes.
Still, it's good to know that some can still learn where the name comes from, and the fact that you drew the connection speaks volumes about how well informed you are!
Celestia got wrekt. YEAH!
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Hello again.
Make him beat up Luna. It'll make me proud.
Celestia=idiot.
5227991 can you gimme a link to speechless spartan?
5236984 no. Too complicated when on a phone. Just use the search bar.
5237447 ok.
Just noticed a small typo: "limp" instead of "limb". Though it does make Celestia seem more determined when she punches him with her limp.
5281692 but it's pretty damn funny to picture it with your brain
Why would her magic shield stop an armored fist but not a bullet? Technically both are kinetic energy weapons.
5395603 I believe because Celestia was able to see the fist but not the bullet. The unicorn/alicorn shield works two ways basically, unless modified by the caster, and prevents any attacks passing through it. And since keeping a shield up can be very tiring, so the best resort is a sort of "active interception" by blocking incoming attacks the caster can see. Like blocking or parrying in sword fights. Celestia wasn't able to anticipate what the magnum is and the bullet, so she wasn't able to block it in time. Hence the bullet hit Celestia.
Well that's my theory anyway.
5396836 Just like the shields of a Shield-World class Sentinel, but reversed. Those shields protect from high-velocity attacks, like a bullet. However, they don't stop a boulder from being dropped on the Sentinel, or even a punch.
5227818 That is THE MOST upvoted comment I have ever seen.
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BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!
ok so far i noticed that five is ignoring most UNSC protocols, SID is acting like a VI and not an AI, and Celestia was the agressor when shes a defender
Oh, on how the quote-unquote "mighty" have fallen... Yes, we need more HiE fics where Celestia gets the everlasting shit beat out of her.
God Damn it, Sunbutt, you brought it down on yourself.
My thoughts: Oh, crap, crap crap craaaaaaaaap, f**k, sh!t, piss!
For some reason when i hear Sid, I hear a combination of Delta and Fillis from Red v.s. Blue. To be more specific, the voice of Delta and the personality of Fillis.
See, that's the trouble with magic users. For all their mighty spells and powerful enchantments, they can't take a cheap shot to the face.
Or in this case, a bullet.
Ooh, that's gonna smart!
Not a big fan of this fight. Maybe it's just my own head cannon but even with the advantage of firearms, I just can't wrap my head around a space marine besting an enraged, immortal goddess in single combat. I just don't see it.
I'll keep reading because I'm curious about the changling aspect of the story but If Five wins every fight just because he has a gun it's going to get stale quick.