Starswirl's Journal

by AlesFlamas

August 14, 2190

Last nights testing validated my theory. As opposed to the normal eight hours I sleep, I found that I only slept four. Or roughly that amount at least. In any case, the amount of time I needed to sleep was halved, more or less. Pleasing results. Now to see if I can decrease it any further.

Rain now serves as a handmaiden here at the castle. Why she left her inn, I don't know. Why she was just able to waltz up to the castle, demand a position and be given one, I don't know. Why she has gotten so terribly large, I don't know. Why I care? Now that's something I really don't know. Anyhow, I suppose her working here can't be too bad. She makes for good company in more ways than one in exactly one way and no more.

Comments

[Grif_Bladefeather]

she's pregnent dumbbass!

[Samusbot]

"Anyhow, I suppose her working here can't be too bad."

[Rejenald]

Star... You idiot.

[jszellmer]

handmaiden

Pony handmaiden, tee hee.