Starswirl's Journal

by AlesFlamas

Entry #4 January 6, 2190

The storm has let up enough to allow for one to go outside, although we still won't be going anywhere today. Whatever those damned Pegasi are upset about it had best be resolved quickly. I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this filthy town, with its filthy ponies and their filthy activities. All day, I've been receiving dirty looks and sideways glances. My own coach-stallions refuse to be seen within six feet of me, a fact I shall make known to King Aurum upon arrival at Gilded Lily. I've been trying to keep my cool best I can, as even with magic on my side, I would be no match for the combined mongoloid strength of all these mud-dwellers. I fear I would have provoked them by now if not for the food here to keep me occupied. And what wondrous food it is! I learned through overheard gossiping that the innkeeper was a notoriously bad cook, to which I say, 'Such high standards for sustenance these low-born mongrels keep!' Their salads and sandwiches are simple, yes, but also incomparably delicious. And the desserts! I was provided at the local bakery with a confection known as a 'doughnut.' At first glance, it appeared to be simply a sugar powdered piece of bread, which I would have been perfectly satisfied with. Imagine my surprise when I happened upon a filling of fruits! If these mud-dwellers can create confections so magnificent, perhaps they are not so disgusting.

Comments

[Malandy]

Well, his bigotry's changing, sorta?

[Cynderfall]

Gotta be hard to get out of a lifetimes worth of culturally embedded racism.

[Nameless cow]

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He should be renamed Starswirl the Tribist