Starswirl's Journal

by AlesFlamas

Entry #28 January 30, 2190

Babies are smelly. Very smelly. How can something so small create such a massively awful stench? I mean, really, what do they consume that could cause they're feces to produce such an awful stench?

Speaking of food, I haven't fed Platinum anything the whole time I've been with her. So I have no idea what she eats. That's not to say that she hasn't been fed; that's handled long before she's placed in my care. Well, it is usually. By some oversight, she wasn't fed today. Now I have no idea what to do. Should I find a wet-nurse? Do we even have wet-nurses here? Should. . . should I just find a cow? ARE THERE EVEN ANY COWS IN GILDED LILY, OH FOR THE LOVE OF MAGIC I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.

Comments

[Malandy]

Hilarious! To read him flailing about... Well, he's only been there for 2 weeks, what do you expect? Hmm?