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Star Destroyer
I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.
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Silly Discord...
huh? so they all went into some pocket dimension that was in her womb?
thats crazy 
3840693 At least she could rent it out. You know, make enough bits to not have to worry about buying expensive cherries...
3840498 Discord: Uteran Architect.
3840661 Just crazy enough to work!
3840729 No, no. No need to deitize me. I appreciate that, though.
Wait, doesn't fluttershy have a bear?
3840743 I see someone understands why she's walkin' funny.
holy crap, if you ignore the disturbingness, this was so damn funny! it wasn't even the sexual trash I have seen and made fun off, this was like a cheesey bro-movie night movie, and it was great!
WTF HOW WAS THIS GOOD?
There was no annoying grammatical errors or OC pampering, I mean, im not keen on clops but this one deserves a like. You bold bastard, you have earned a like.
3840775 The key is too never make anything sexy. Unsexy clop is best clop.
3840661 I don't know, weirder things in fanfiction exist. Much weirder. Heartless from Kingdom Hearts that instead steal nuts weird. The weird fan fiction rabbit hole goes deeper than the vagina to another dimension.
Also, Star Destroyer, what the hell possessed you to write this? Like, what inspired this bout of weirdness?
3840813 I can't say, man. I had this vague notion of a ferret messing with Fluttershy when she was sleeping because ferrets are kinda dildo shaped. With that in mind, I started writing. I figured he needed a motivation, so I gave him a friend. Halfway through, I decided that it would be amusing if she had a surprise up her hoo-ha.
Sooooooooooo I gave her one.
3840788 sir, a toast to that
3840867 You should check out my sex in Three AM at the Waffle House if you haven't. I unsexied the FUCK outta the humpin' in that.
So, wait, the ending, Fluttershy was still dreaming?
3840883 She was within a dream. So were the animals.
3840877 how dare you try sell me on unsexyness?! Blast, I accept
3840883 Just, like, follow your heart, dude! The story's end is written there.
3840895 What can I say? I'm an un-smut peddler.
how does the bear fit in there? wow, she's gonna be so
when she finds out about this
3841194 It was tough getting him in there. He bear-ly fit.
Lol
And don't forget, folks! This make for a wonderful bedtime story for the wee ones.
OH GOD I AM DYING SO HARD
...you know, there used to be a time when I wouldn't expect to find a phrase like this in a story...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
**SPITTAKE** WHAT?!
This was unexpectedly hilarious. Good job!
3842836 Glad you liked it, though it might mean that you need professional help. Line forms behind me.
Damn, I can't stop laughing.
3843532 If laughter continues for more than four hours, please see a medical professional.
I don't know what I just read, all I know is that my lungs are devoid of air from laughing so hard.
3884715 Just imagine how hilarious it was to tag that story as both "Mature" and "Sexy". That was highly amusing to me.
3885211 For some reason, I can't get the image of everyone hearing dance music and not being able to figure out where it's coming from out of my head.
3885802 I've been mulling over a sequel with that flavor in mind.
3911776 Yup. I'm been considering a sequel wherein Fluttershy is trying to figure out what is going on. She's going to enlist at least one of her friends to help her out.
I'm just really busy. I'm outlining another story for this account and I'm working on stuff for my main account. I'm neck deep in stories!
Seems like nobody bothered to invite Angel
4040892 They all think Angel is a brown-nosing shithead.
There's a condo in Fluttershy's vagina?
Well, I guess Discord's gotta be somewhere when he's not in an episode.
I have only one question. Did they invite harry?
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5337015 Well, you'll notice that Fluttershy talks about how sore she is in the morning...
5337486
I see.
I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what about the .... hedgehogs? 
5337504 All animals are welcome at Cheeks and Squeaks's place. Some just have a harder time than others, but they wouldn't be cool bros if they didn't extend that invitation. What's a little chafing next to brotherly bonding?
5337506
I doubly see.
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5337015 I asked about that already
(I specifically aim this at the story. <.<)