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Rainbow Dash Doesn't Like Bananas - FlutterPal



Rainbow Dash doesn't like bananas.

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PINEAPPLE LOVER!

The Banana Group started dancing and singing around me. They stood up on their hind legs and waved their hooves in the air as if they were trying to call a taxi, only to start yelling out words like, “KILL THE PINNAPPLE LOVER!” or “YOU STIIIIINNKKK!”

It was- interesting. They were all dressed up as bananas, and lookin’ pretty angry to me. I tried to shoo them off but, there they went. One yelled my name: “RAINBOW DDDAAAASSSSHHH!” and one yelled my nick-name. “DASSSHHIIIEEE!”

I rubbed my rainbow-maned head, completely confused, of course. “All I said was that I didn’t like banan-“

“SHE’S A PINEAPPLE LOVER!”

The people dressed up and apparently angry were too in a blur of fighting to get to me to recognize their faces. “Well, why is this suddenly WAY too weird to handle?” I asked myself, dumbfounded.

Suddenly, very quickly, a bright flash of light escaped the middle of a weird circle that I noticed was formed around me by The Banana Group, and almost as quickly as the light came, it disappeared. It was a shape of a pony, finally standing on all fours, yet still in a banana suit. It was a pink pony-

“HI DASHIE!”

I screamed and flew away as fast as my wings could carry me across a blur of- something. That pink pony- I just knew I had to get away from her. For a while of flying, all of the time regretting to look back, I looked back; there was a giant swarm of angry bananas running towards me, the pink pony in the lead of the herd.

I widened my eyes and screamed once again. This just had to be a dream! There was no other answer unless I was imagining it! But I’ll wake up now…

I bonked my head on my hoof; didn’t work. I blinked thousands of times: didn’t work. I even pinched myself- didn't. Work.

I groaned, my wings slowing down, becoming tired. The bananas were coming closer. Just one speed boost…

And I went tumbling to the ground, only to hit my head on a random rock. The bananas formed another circle around me, way more furious than before, except for the pink one, who was bouncing and smiling. “Rainbow Dash, what’s wrong?”

I tried to answer, only for my voice to come in a stuffed animal squeak, long and clear. I covered my mouth with my hooves, widened my eyes, and blushed a deep red, very embarrassed.

I tried again, until my voice was another stuffed animal squeak. The bananas fell down, laughing hardly and filling my ears with complete annoying sounds. I covered my ears, leaving my mouth exposed, still deep red from being completely embarrassed.

All of sudden, every single banana’s unclear pony face became clear, but a dog’s face instead. The laughs became barks. The banana suits disappeared, to be replaced with white cat bodies and a green- alligator tail?

On the white cat bodies’ backs appeared a turtle’s shell, and the faces’ ears were all bunny ears.

I lowered my ears, my pupils shrank, I screamed again, and fell through a dark hole, flapping my wings wildly to stop it. The creatures jumped in and, the last thing I remember is the creatures turning into just plain bananas.

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“I SURRENDER!”

Dash opened her eyes wide, and fell down from a tree. She rubbed her head tiredly. “What the heck? Was that another dream? Must’ve been…”

Right next to Dash she saw her pet turtle tank floating, with Angel the bunny, Opal the cat, Winona the dog, Gummy the alligator, and Pinkie Pie all stood at her sides.

“Hi Dashie! How was your nap? Was it another weird dream?”

Rainbow Dash nodded and slumped down into some grass she was laying in. “Yeah, weirder than usual. It actually had you in it, Pinkie,” she stated.

Pinkie Pie smiled widely from ear to ear, and started asking a bunch of questions. “What did I do? What did I look like? What was my emotions? Oh, wait, that question has an obvious answer. Well, what happened? Did I do good things? Did you –“

Dash covered Pinkie’s mouth with her hoof. “Pinkie, I’ll tell you about it later. All I can tell you now is that it was about bananas, just because I said I didn’t like them, and that’s where the weird part happened. There was this banana group that got mad at me- It’s just too complicated to explain all right now, especially sense I’m still tired.”

Pinkie Pie had scrunched up her nose angrily when she heard Dashie say that she didn’t like bananas. She pulled out a banana that came out of nowhere. “You mean like this one?”

Rainbow Dash screamed loudly at the thing, and went straight back to sleep.

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“I SURRENDER!”

Dash opened her eyes wide, and fell down from a tree. She rubbed her head tiredly. “What the heck? Was that another dream? Must’ve been…”

Right next to Dash she saw her pet turtle tank floating, with Angel the bunny, Opal the cat, Winona the dog, Gummy the alligator, and Pinkie Pie all stood at her sides.

“Hi Dashie! How was your nap? Was it another weird dream?”

Rainbow Dash nodded and slumped down into some grass she was laying in. “Yeah, weirder than usual. It actually had you in it, Pinkie,” she stated.

Pinkie Pie smiled widely from ear to ear, and started asking a bunch of questions. “What did I do? What did I look like? What was my emotions? Oh, wait, that question has an obvious answer. Well, what happened? Did I do good things? Did you –“

Dash covered Pinkie’s mouth with her hoof. “Pinkie, I’ll tell you about it later. All I can tell you now is that it was about bananas, just because I said I didn’t like them, and that’s where the weird part happened. There was this banana group that got mad at me- It’s just too complicated to explain all right now, especially sense I’m still tired.”

Pinkie Pie had scrunched up her nose angrily when she heard Dashie say that she didn’t like bananas. She pulled out a banana that came out of nowhere. “You mean like this one?”

Rainbow Dash screamed loudly at the thing, but soon was able to just get some pineapple at Sugarcube Corner. "Uhh, what do I have to waste," she mumbled after everything.

Author's Note:

Feel free to dislike this!

Comments ( 27 )

You know, this could have turned into a really shitty clop fic.

But it didn't.

I shall like it just because of that.

3396413 You're lucky I don't write clop then. :pinkiehappy:

EDITED.

So she's ummm....beeyetch that doesn't like ummm BANANAS?:trollestia:

3396462 You are not going to start this.

"I don't like Bananas-"
Well nerds to you Ma'am.

That was certainly... Interesting... :rainbowhuh:

Why do I think that this is a joke about fans of Onision? :derpyderp1:

3396462 I know where you can go that doesn't have BANANAS...:trollestia:

My dirty mind made this title sound so wrong. Damn you l, brain. WHYYY???

I was like...

wut?

...throughout the entire read, in a good way. Well written short story. :twilightsmile:

Meh - kinda bland

I counter with this! Banana

So Rainbow dash doesnt like Bananas?
Well Bananas dont like Rainbow Dash!,
err to be fair, i dont think anyone likes Rainbow Dash.

3396982 :rainbowhuh:
Everypony likes me! Even me!

3397065
*Is about to reply with a slightly mean/funny comment*
*Instead realises its better to say nothing at all.*

This is really lazy
You can tell you just copy and pasted these paragraphs, for one it says the exact same thing and two, the spelling mistakes are in the exact same place :ajbemused:

“I SURRENDER!”
Dash opened her eyes wide, and fell down from a tree. She rubbed her head tiredly. “What the heck? Was that another dream? Must’ve been…”
Right next to Dash she saw her pet turtle tank floating, with Angel the bunny, Opal the cat, Winona the dog, Gummy the alligator, and Pinkie Pie all stood at her sides.
“Hi Dashie! How was your nap? Was it another weird dream?”
Rainbow Dash nodded and slumped down into some grass she was laying in. “Yeah, weirder than usual. It actually had you in it, Pinkie,” she stated.
Pinkie Pie smiled widely from ear to ear, and started asking a bunch of questions. “What did I do? What did I look like? What was my emotions? Oh, wait, that question has an obvious answer. Well, what happened? Did I do good things? Did you –“
Dash covered Pinkie’s mouth with her hoof. “Pinkie, I’ll tell you about it later. All I can tell you now is that it was about bananas, just because I said I didn’t like them, and that’s where the weird part happened. There was this banana group that got mad at me- It’s just too complicated to explain all right now, especially sense I’m still tired.”
Pinkie Pie had scrunched up her nose angrily when she heard Dashie say that she didn’t like bananas. She pulled out a banana that came out of nowhere. “You mean like this one?”

Also Tanks a tortoise! A turtle live in the sea! A tortoise lives in land

3397231 Dude, do you even read the author's notes? Feel free to dislike this. I don't care what you think, FREAKIN HAVE A FREAKIN LAUGH!

3397740 i dont want to laugh to this :ajbemused: i cant laugh to this.

3397910 Well, then, why don't you just say NOTHING AT ALL? That's a better option, if you ask me. If you can't laugh at this, if you can't even giggle at this, just know that it was meant for One-Shotober, and that I HAD to finish it quick if I were to complete the challenge, and yeah. Dash had the same dream over again, so the whole thing happened over again to make people laugh. At a young age of myself, I'm trying my best. This was meant to be a dumb story idea until I got into it. And how would you feel if I called you lazy on your story just because I didn't like it? Sir, you need to work on thinking before saying.

3398053 :rainbowlaugh: i am lazy on most of my stories, i barely ever write anything for em!

:pinkiehappy: This is good stuff!!!! Please keep writing!!!! You have more potential than you think!
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I am so confused. In the good way.
This was enjoyable.

3400181
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes XD:ajbemused::ajsleepy::raritydespair::pinkiesick::raritycry::scootangel::raritystarry::twilightoops::eeyup::trollestia::rainbowkiss:

What did I just read...:rainbowhuh:

3684833 A confusing story, that's what you read!

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