• Published 18th Oct 2013
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What Would You Do with a Drunken DJ? - Reaps



Rainbow Dash isn't known for taking things too hard, but when a certain mare rejects her, it gets rough, and she copes like any responsible mare would, with a few good drinks, and an old friend.

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Rainbow Dash and Vinyl Scratch stretched out after finishing their morning meal, both happy and full. After resting for a moment, Vinyl stood, floating the dishes to the sink and walking over herself to clean them up. It was about this time that Rainbow Dash noticed two things: Neither mare had bothered to put their shirt back on since the talk earlier, and Vinyl wasn't wearing the same jeans she had the night before, having changed into sweat pants after her shower.

The pegasus couldn't help but bush at noticing, and quickly turned her attention anywhere else in the room she could think of. After Vinyl finished washing, she turned back around to see Rainbow Dash staring at a potted cactus near her doorway. "You okay, Dashie? I mean, I know things kinda hit the fan yesterday, but my cactus is not that interesting."

The cyan mare blinked, then groaned. "Heh, sorry, Scratch, I guess I zoned out there for a... Wait, Dashie?"

Vinyl shrugged and nodded. "Yeah, I mean, isn't that what Pinkie calls you?"

Rainbow Dash blushed. "Uh, w-well, yeah, but she's Pinkie. She's, like, it's hard to explain."

"Then don't. Just say it's Pinkie. Back to now: Since you've finally gotten everything said, I can point out how adorable you are when you blush." Vinyl chuckled and stuck her tongue out at the pegasus, whose only response was to blush worse. "Should've expected you of all ponies to show off."

"H-hey! I'm not, ugh. Fuck you, Scratch."

Without wasting a second to hesitate, Vinyl smirked and walked over, pulling Rainbow Dash in her chair to sit out from under the table and straddling her lap. "Well, I wasn't going to suggest we take it that far, yet, but I guess it's a good way to start the day off, huh?"

Rainbow Dash's cheeks stayed red for a moment, but slowly began to fade as she felt her confidence coming out again. She wrapped her arms around Vinyl's waist, smirking at the unicorn now wearing a light blush on her cheeks. "I certainly can't disagree there, Scratchie. Isn't that what Octavia used to call you?"

Vinyl's blush quickly filled her face. She let out a light whine and glared at Rainbow Dash. "Fine, I guess I deserved that one. Look, are we gonna get to my bedroom before Luna clocks in, or what?"

"You expecting me to carry you in there, Scratch?"

"Maybe. I can always carry you if you prefer, hon."

Rainbow Dash blushed, opening her mouth to answer, but managing nothing coherent. Vinyl took that as her cue and smirked as she hopped up and lifted the pegasus, bridal style, without too much effort. No matter how much she seemed ready to, the cyan mare never protested, instead settling to cross her arms and blush as she was carried into the bedroom.

Vinyl dumped Rainbow Dash onto the bed rather unceremoniously before lighting up her horn and pulling out a small bottle of scotch. The pegasus took rather quick notice. "Hey, what's that for?"

"Hmm? Oh, this? I just hear I'm much better in bed when I'm buzzed. Actually, I hear I'm better at a lot of things buzzed, but that's not important. I just figured, since a few drinks got us here to begin with, may as well finish up with a few of 'em down, ya know?"

"You're not makin' a lot of sense, Scratch."

Vinyl sighed and sat down on the bed. "Look, the deal is, I actually do get real nervous a lot. Yeah, I'm a social freaking butterfly an' all, but I've got a bit of an anxiety problem. If I drink a bit, it helps, like, a lot. It's not a huge thing, but it's been enough to tank me a few times."

The unicorn looked to Rainbow Dash, who looked oddly self-conscious, something Vinyl had grown to recognize from seeing it so often. She face-palmed and sighed. "Dash, I swear, it's nothing to do with what you think it is. I'm serious as Tartarus here: You are hot. That's kinda the problem. You're real awesome, and you have a great body, and I just feel like I'm gonna screw something up. Look at me, Dash."

The cyan mare looked to Vinyl, though she still appeared a bit unconvinced. "This is just something I do, okay? This is not because I don't find you attractive enough to do anything with sober. This has everything to do with me and my weird anxiety issues. Okay?"

Rainbow Dash looked down and thought for a moment before looking back to the DJ. "When did you find out about these anxiety problems, exactly? Like, how long have you had them? Or, like, when did you learn about them?"

"I've had 'em since I was still a filly, but I didn't find out about any of it until I started working as a DJ. The first few weeks were kinda rough. It looked like it was gonna get real bad, like I was gonna have to just stick to albums and no live time if I was gonna mix at all."

"Then, one night, I forgot I had a set, and I'd been feeling the week go down hill for me, so I got a little tipsy. Mind you, I wasn't drunk. I still had a mind enough to cast any spell I've ever learned and then some. Anyways, I get reminded that I've got a show that night and a pretty big turnout."

"So, I got up, walked to my set, and got some weird feelin' off the crowd this time. For some reason they seemed kinda down. The real weird thing was that it seemed like I could just feel what I needed to throw on for 'em. I had a planned set, as always, but I decided to mix it up and start off with something else."

"End of the night, I'd gone so far off my plan that I hadn't even touched a single track I had on it. I just went with the audience, and it was the best show I'd put on yet. I just kept on doing it, getting just a bit tipsy before a show, and it kept working."

"After I started back for my psych degree, I found myself asking about how somethin' like that could work, and I found out that some ponies have some weird anxiety issues, and that even though things like alcohol can alleviate the tension, it was better to just get medicated."

The DJ heaved a sigh and flopped back on the bed. Rainbow Dash remained quiet for a moment before getting up, something that made Vinyl cover her face and sigh. Before she could say anything, however, she heard the sound of glasses clinking onto a table and a bottle being opened. She sat up to see the pegasus pouring two glasses before picking up one herself. "Well, then let's knock some of the edge off, Scratch. I ain't gonna wait all day to get to this. Three months is long enough a wait."

Vinyl was momentarily speechless, but she rather quickly composed herself and smiled, floating the other glass over and taking it in her hand. "Bottoms up!" The two mares smiled and quickly tipped back the full of their glasses.

The two shivered a little, but the DJ poured herself one more glass, her tolerance worrying her about only one glass. She knocked it back as well, shaking her head quickly after swallowing, and set the bottle and glass down before smiling up to the mare before her. "So, no toys, I take it?"

Rainbow smirked. "Hay no, just get out of those pants and we're in business." Vinyl smirked back and rolled onto her back, gripping the waist of her sweats and panties as she lifted her legs and pulling them off together with an almost practiced ease before tossing them to the side.

Rainbow Dash was blushing slightly at the display, but recovered quickly, dropping her shorts and boy shorts before stepping out of them. The pegasus then crawled onto the bed between Vinyl's now lowered and spread legs, moving up her body until she leaned in for a kiss, pressing both of their bodies together.

They pulled away and smiled to each other before removing each other's bras and getting to what they'd put off for much too long already.

Comments ( 53 )

antro eh? good story and i can feel the drama that will follow if dash and vinyl get together

My only qualm with this story will be that it is Anthro. I won't downvote just on that notion though. I've read one story that was RainbowScratch and I loved it. I hope I'll love this one too. And eh, it's not that long, so I will still give it a read in spite of the Anthro.

~SolidFire

3363424 Yeah, actually thinking about maybe making a sequel about just that idea. Maybe. Not sure, I've been meaning to write a number of things lately. I guess I'll see after submitting my other pet project.

3363434 Thank you for giving it a chance. That's all I can ask for as a writer. Just, if you don't like it, please do let me know why. I want to fix any little errors for future viewers.

:raritywink:

They should have been pirates with a name like that.

Small criticism, it's rated Teen but chapter three has a very mature name. Any chance that could be edited? Folks with mature turned off could see that. Not that I'm fooling myself into thinking too many underage individuals are even on this site of anything... :twilightblush:

nice story i love vinyl and dash fics:rainbowlaugh:

Uh . . . is it supposed to end mid-sentence?

3363946 I actually listened to that song for the full time I was writing this, that and random electronic music sometimes.
3363978 I can only assume you enjoyed this one as well?
3363998 No, it wasn't, thanks for pointing that one out. I had a Hell of a night when I was finishing this thing up, and I'm not surprised I forgot the last click of the save button. Fixed now, though.

3364778 Awesome. I'm funny! But seriously, I'm glad you enjoyed the story.

why is it over?

3367412 This one may be over, but nopony ever said this was the end.

3367540 Actually, to be honest, I'm putting my other pet project on the backburner and getting right into a sequel. Or maybe not. Not sure. Yup, getting on that sequel.

3363946 I thought the same thing about the title. I actually thought up some lyrics to a verse.
"What do you do with a drunken DJ?
What do you do with a drunken DJ?
What do you do with a drunken DJ?
Make her drop the bass!!"
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

I'm okay with a sequel. :twilightsmile:

3367915>>3367897 Well, I'm definitely glad to hear, makes me feel better to know I'm doing well.
3367912 Personally, I find it funny to keep the lyrics the same for that first part, ause then you can have Dash answer you. :rainbowlaugh:

i wouldn't mind seeing a story, or maybe a collection of short stories, that take us through their relationship. i have to admit, i'm extremely curious to see where this would all go.

3370038 Good thing I don't know what a social life is, or I might have to say it would take a while to get to them. :pinkiehappy:

3370261 i'm right there with you man, except i don't post my stories. i just write them and see if i like them or not.

3370271 I guess it's a good thing I post. :twilightblush:

3370278 yes, yes i is. your stories are good enough for it.

3370282 Well, thank you. :raritystarry: I'm glad to see that my stories are decent enough for the public eye.

yes i did love it

3385719 Thank you very much. Glad you enjoyed it.

Impressive. I was expecting some random, mindless let's-fuck-for-no-reason story, and while that was present, so was a surprisingly deep read. Vinyl's anxiety, Rainbow's inability to cope with a refused date, the issues with drinking away your life problems... you really packed a lot of things in here for such a short story. I would say that the romance progressed too quickly, but it was only 6000 words or so, and I move things along even faster, so such a complaint would be invalid anyway. You get a follow for your troubles, good sir.

3386116 Well, thank you very much. It's nice to get a bit of an actual review of the story. :twilightsmile: After all, what with this now being my biggest story and all, I figured I'd have at least somepony giving a bit of criticism. I mean, I can handle critics. Well, so long as it's a genuine critique.

Anyways, onto the point, I'm glad you enjoyed it, and I hope you'll enjoy the sequel, as soon as I can get the bloody thing started. :scootangel:

3386149 Ha ha, I know what you mean. I'm more or less on story hiatus right now, and I'm not sure if I'll be able to write anything half decent for the next year.

3386156 Well, take your time. I'll likely give a few of your stories a look-see later.

well that was an epic buzzkill

3392195 Might I ask what killed your buzz?

you gotta know what I expecting

the end for me left me feeling cking

A few grammatical errors here and there but its really good other than that.

3399399 Yes, I know. My grammar here was atrocious. I've been meaning to get to fixing it, but, well, I've been preoccupied with things, as of late.

3405735 Maybe, maybe, but right now I've got enough stories in my head that seriously need to get done. I'll see what I can get around to with that after the sequel to this, and the prequel to another, and... wow, I really need to get busy.

3424612 You win three cookies for being a Sly fan. :pinkiehappy: Also, as tempted as I am to say that's accurate, no, Muggs is a fit, but not muscular stallion with similar coloration to the Flim Flam brothers and no :moustache: So, yeah, but serious points for catching that one, mate. :rainbowlaugh:

You just earned yourself an insta-like :moustache:
Keep it up!

3762985 Thanks, mate. :pinkiehappy:

3762996 In fact, I liked this story so much that I think you have another follower :twilightsmile:
Can't wait for more.

3814840 Whoa! Uh.. :rainbowderp: crap. You actually took me seriously? That's Awesome! Finally getting critiques! :scootangel: I'll be sure to keep all of this in mind later, as for the "did he forget her?" bit, I'm confused what you mean.

"Heh, sorry, Scratch, I guess I zoned out there for a... Wait, Dashie?"

Didn't she call her Dashie the other times she was still conscious? Not sure why she's questioning this fact now.

A lot of blushing and sighs. It almost got a bit distracting from how many times they both did these same actions. Mix it up a little, make the same action but describe it in a different way. "Cheeks got hotter" or "felt her face burn brighter", things like that. All in all, it was interesting but I do feel like the end was a missed opportunity for them both to work out their problems. Vinyl had already worked out Dash's problem, I felt like Dash would try to do the same thing with the anxiety by showing her she didn't need to drink.

When it comes down to it, the story is all right, but again I don't go for these sorts of things. Good job overall, though.

3814911
As in did the bartender forget she was her favorite customer or was that a joke? I feel like it was a joke the more I think of it, but I'm just making sure it wasn't some sort of oversight.

3815155 You've definitely given a very fair review of the story, given me things I can fix and things to keep in mind for future stories, the typical recipe for a fair critique and whatnot. I'm glad you still gave this a chance, despite it apparently not being the kind of story you typically enjoy, and your feedback is much appreciated. I'll try and get this fixed as soon as I can. :twilightsmile:

3815176
You asked for it, decided to give it to you. Also, you're welcome. It's what I'm here for besides entertaining others with pony words myself.

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3815163 It was a joke. I would have said I like to think I don't overlook things, but, well, I don't have to explain why that's kinda bs.

3815191 Well, I hope you enjoy the other stuff. I'm nothing if not a handful of jumbled thoughts and substances. :twilightsmile:

3815198
Just making certain. One thing you can do to be absolutely certain a joke of that nature comes across is if you had Muggs do something. Wiggle his eyebrows of give a coy smile. Just something to show particularly dumb readers like myself that's what you're going for.

3815222 I don't really like when people use that bit. :applejackunsure:

particularly dumb readers such as myself

For one, you noticed things I didn't, so it kinda says that I really should've noticed them without hesitation. For another, you seem to have liked the story for some reason or other, so it kinda sets a bar for my story. Lastly, it's just weird seeing someone say they're dumb or something. :unsuresweetie:

That, and if making a simple mistake like that makes you dumb, then my life makes me mentally handicapped, easily.

3815260
I go for self deprecation. Nothing actually meant by it.

3815265 Well, whatever floats yer monkey, I guess. Once more, though. I do hope you enjoy some of my other stories, maybe the sequel to this on the horizon?

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