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When Dash overhears part of a conversation outside of the Crusader's clubhouse, she assumes the worst. But when part of an innocent conversation is taken out of context, things get very embarrassing for everyone involved.


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Haha! Dashie, you've got a point, and I knew Scootaloo was a :scootangel: and Sweetie would be way too :unsuresweetie: to even think of that as a talent. And AB? AB if she knew what they thought she would be shocked. Fav!

Lol, sounds like Banned from Equestria Daily.

And this really should have the Teen Sex instead of just Teen.

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It has no actual or implied sex, just a misunderstanding over a conversation.

I actually had a conversation like this once.

So me and four friends were sitting on a porch, eating cookies. It was sunny, so I sat back with my eyes closed and relaxed. Friend A looked at the passing cars. Friend C and D had the following conversation.

Friend C: Okay, now I'm going to make a hole here and stick it in.

Friend D: Wait... it won't fit! Stop!

Friend C: It WILL fit, just let me shove it in a little bit!

Friend D: Watch it! You're breaking it!

Friend C: No, I'm just making the hole a bit bigger.

Friend D: Can't we make a new hole? This one's too small.

Friend C: No! You'll use the hole you've got and you'll LIKE it!

Friend D: Ow! Not on my chest! That hurts!

Friend C: And.... got it! It's all the way in! Now tie it around you're neck!

Friend D: No! I'm going to take a bit out of it!

Friend C: What! You can't do... that. Damn it!

Friend D: But it tastes good!

Me: What the HELL are you guys DOING over there!

Friend A: Stop... wtf are you doing anyway?



It turns out, Friend C and friend D were making "cookie bling." Or, in other words, making a hole in a cookie, shoving a string through it, taking a bite out of it, and tying it around their necks like a necklace. :rainbowlaugh:

That was almost as bad as when I heard a bunch of high school guys having a "sex noise contest" on their front lawn.:twilightoops:

Sometimes I wonder about humanity...

*clapping intesifies*

Well, that was awkward

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