Celestia breaks Luna's laptop

by Sun

Celestia breaks the laptop

Creeeek.

Celestia held her breath as she slowly pushed open the door of Luna's bedroom chamber. The dark blue alicorn was deep in sleep, not a single stir as her older sister silently slipped around her bed, peering over Luna's desk.

Upon that desk lay Luna's laptop. Celestia knew that her sister kept secrets about her on this laptop, and she was going to discover them.

The white alicorn's levitation spell lit up the dark room as she backed away steadly. She breathed a sigh of relief as she squeezed out the door.

Celestia froze as Luna sat up in her bed and looked around-though her eyes were closed. She hoisted herself up and padded towards Celestia, who quickly flew above and out of her sister's way. Luna stumbled out into the hallway, drool dangling from the side of her lips. Celestia watched in amuesment as the blue alicorn let out a small snort. She continued walking down the hall, bumping into the walls and tripping over her own hooves.

I didn't know that Luna sleep-trotted! Celestia giggled to herself, flapping her large wings and landing swiftly on the floor, padding in the opposite direction of her sister. She glanced back over her shoulder, Luna's laptop sill in her magic's grasp. Well if she does this everynight, I'm sure she'll be fine. I mean, the guards will take care of it right?

Celestia shrugged and continued walking back towards her own room. She shut the door behind her and threw herself down on the large bed. She quickly locked the door, just in case Luna accidently stumbled in.

"Now," Celestia smiled to herself and pushed open the top of the laptop with a front hoof. "lets see what Luna is hiding in here..."

Celestia stopped in her tracks and stared blankly at the screen:

WELCOME BACK; PRINCESS LUNA

PLEASE ENTER PASSCODE DOWN BELLOW:

Passcode? Celestia's face twisted. Why in all of Equestria would Luna have a passcode?!

Maybe so that her older sister wouldn't go snooping around through her stuff

The silent reply made Celestia twinge with guilt. She shouldn't be doing this anyways. She shouldn't be doing this to her sister. Although...there may be some interesting stuff in there. Besides, it's not like Luna would notice, right? No, she wouldn't...would she?

No. She wouldn't notice. Celestia could just easily hack her computer. I mean, really, how hard could it be to guess Luna's passcode?

"Hmmm..." Celestia rubbed her chin with one hoof as she thought. "Maybe...her name? No, that would be too obvious. Maybe...my name?"

Luna had always called Celestia: Tia when they were little fillies. Celestia tried: Tia

PASSCODE INCORRECT. PLEASE TRY AGAIN

Celestia typed in: Celestia. Again:

PASSCODE INCORRECT. PLEASE TRY AGAIN

The white alicorn puffed in frustration. "You've only tried twice." Celestia told herself. "It's not like it's going to lock you out."

Celestia tried other words that meant something to Luna. "Moon?" Nope. Celestia growled. "Stars? No. Lunar? Nope. Equestria? Gah! Space! What? No! Uhh..."

Celestia figitted on her bed, anger creeping up inside her. She stared anxiously at the screen. Instead of stating its usual message with the 'try again' button, it now read:

TOO MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS. ONE MORE FAILED ATTEMPT WILL

RESULT IN LOCK FOR 10 MINUTES.

This meant that Celestia had one more try before being locked out for 10 minutes. "OK Celestia think. What haven't you tried yet that's important to Luna?" Celestia stared at the ceiling, teeth gritted and ears flat against her head. She thought hard, yet the screen seemed to be mocking her. She flashed a warning glance as if the laptop was her worst enemy.

"Right...what about this word?" Celestia typed in the word: Canterlot.

PASSCODE INCORRECT. TOO MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS. LOCKED.

PLEASE TRY AGAIN IN TEN MINUTES.

"UGH!" Celestia threw her front hooves on her bed. "Ten minutes?!" She stared blankly at the screen. It stred back with the same message and bright red light. "Hmmm...what happens if I don't wait ten minutes? It's not going to just lock me out longer right?"

It did. The lock extended to 20 minutes. The passcode wasn't 'Alicorn', so it locked Celestia out for even longer.

"Really? You want to play that game huh? Fine!" the alicorn typed more words in, the lock just expanding until finally it powered off automaticly.

"Wh-huh?!" Celestia's eyes widened as the screen turned pitch black and the green power light went off. She growled in frustration and anger. "UGH!! This laptop is useless to me now!" her voice was rising- Luna or the Royal Guards might be able to hear her. Celestia calmed herself and took some deep breaths.

"OK...OK...just, turn it back on. That's all you need to do, Celestia." the alicorn sighed and pressed the power button gently- only to be greated by yet ANOTHER message:

PLEASE WAIT 1 HOUR BEFORE RESTARTING. THANK YOU

"No!" Celestia whined. "Can't the Princess of the Sun be granted the access to one simple computer!?" She pushed the computer aside, only to realise that it was on the edge of the bed. She quickly reached out to grasp it- too late!

Celestia stared in shock and fear over the edge of her bed to look down at the laptop face down. It would be OK, right? Surely it wasn't that big of a fall.

The alicorn slowly levitated the device up to her and gasped: The entire screen was cracked. Celestia trembled in fear. What would Luna say to her when she found out that her sister had broke her computer?

"M-Maybe it's OK..." Celestia whispered and softly touched the power button. Nothing. Not even a single flick of light or a message. "Oh no...oh nonononononono." the alicorn whimpered. "Oh no..."

Celestia set the laptop on the nightstand beside her. Still trembling she closed her eyes and tried to get some sleep. But she was restless, worried about what Luna would say in the morning.

She finally drifted off in to a cozy sleep, but it seemed as though barley a second had gone by before Celestia was up to raise the Sun creating her beautiful day in Equestria.

Celestia returned to her room and glanced nervously at the laptop. It was still cracked, the whole screen. She levitated it behind her and padded downstairs.

Maybe Luna isn't up yet...I can maybe get the repair shop to fix it or something before she wakes up. The Princess hoped silently in her mind, but as she rounded the courner of the dinning room-

"Morning Tia!" Celestia quickly shoved the broken laptop under her right wing as Luna bounced over. "How did you sleep last night, sister?"

"F-Fine, thanks Luna." Celestia stuttered.

"Have you seen my laptop by the way?" Celestia jumped. How in all of Equestria did she alreay notice that it was missing?! "It was on my desk in my bed chamber last night, but I could not find it this morning."

"Erm...have you checked in the library, maybe?" Luna's sister began to glance nervously around the room.

"Celestia, I just said that it was in my room last night. Why would it end up inside the library?" Luna gave the white alicorn a suspicious look.

"Wh-What are you looking at me for!?" Celestia shouted. "I-I don't know where your computer is! Stop with all the questions!"

Luna stared in shock at Tia. "I didn't say anything, sister. I was just wondering if maybe you had seen it-"

"Well I haven't!" Celestia now had sweat dripping from her forehead, and she was trotting in place rapidly. Her pupils were tiny and almost scared looking as her eyes flashed from back and fourth across the room.

"Tia, are you all right?" Luna took a step back from her sister.

Celestia held her breath. She calmed herself and let out a sigh. She pulled the broken laptop from under her wing and passed it to Luna. "Luna..."

Celestia stopped. Luna was wide-eyed and speechless, staring at her smashed computer.

"Luna I'm so sorry. This was all my fault really. I was just trying to get into it-"

"Y-You tried to hack my laptop?" Luna interrupted her sister. "You really tried to do that?!"

"I-I just wanted to-"

"You wanted to what?! Find out my secrets or something!?"

"Well-"

"TIA HOW DARE YOU!" Celestia jumped as Luna shouted loudly at her sister. She rose up above Celestia, her eyes flashing. "YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL MY LAPTOP-THEN BREAK IT?!?!"

"N-No but-"

"NO BUTS SISTER! HOW COULD YOU?!"

"Luna I'm sorry!" Celestia whined. "I'll pay for it really, I will- I'll get you a whole new laptop! I swear!"

Luna was still furious, but she landed next to Celestia. "Fine." She growled. "But if you even think about touching my next laptop...so help me."

Celestia nodded rapidly. Luna narrowed her eyes and padded away from her sister. She suddenly stopped and glanced back over her shoulder.

"Oh, and Tia?" Luna called.

"Yes, Luna?" Celestia awnsered sheepishly.

"My passcode?" Luna smirked.

"Yeah?"

"It was my name."

Comments

[RegalBrony]

Enjoyed the concept, but I think it would have been funnier to find out Luna's secrets. But I enjoyed this. 7.5/10

[Jalaras]

Welp, saw that joke coming. Didn't stop me from laughing at it though:

[Sun]

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I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[lmagine]

I really liked it. You get a thumbs up!

[Sun]

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Thanks so much! It was first attempt at a comedy too!

[Volcash]

My first thought... "I bet Luna banishes Celestia to the SUN!"

[Starlight_Flight]

Well, that was amusing. I have some issues with the formatting (mostly the extra space between paragraphs; one line should be sufficient), and spotted a couple of spelling errors, but otherwise, not too bad.

[Dawn-Designs-Art]

Loved it!

[wolfdreamer]

OOOH, I know Luna is the goddess of the Moon, but BURN!!! Seriously, Tia you don't know your sister at all. That's so sad you even make Fluttershy and the foals cry.

Great story though.

[Sun]

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Thanks!!

[Ruby Heart]

*Laughing at that twist ending*

[Sun]

2940100
Glad you liked it!

[LittleBoyBlue]

Loved it!
Luna's gonna have to change her password now.

[Sun]

2941373
Great! I'm thinking about writing a sequel!

[LittleBoyBlue]

2941486 Maybe one where Luna breaks something Celestia has?
Anyway, this story made my day.

[Sun]

2942309
Great! Hmmm. I'm not sure what to do for the sequel...

[xTSGx]

At least the password wasn't "god" or "password".

[blazikenking]

Sequel idea: Luna Teaches Celestia About the Internet (and how to use Chrome).

[Valikdu]

She tried to what!?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!

[asmcint]

2944622
Or Firefox.

[Sun]

2945624>>2944622
I'll probably do one of those! Good ideas

[Moniker]

"It was my name."

Celestia: Dang it
Luna: You didn't suspect?
Celestia: *Sigh* No.

[Moniker]

Hey I was thinking I am making a sequel to this, is that alright?

[Sun]

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I guess so. I am making a sequel as well

[Agri_Yob]

I noticed a couple instances of LUS and some syntax/punctuation issues, but it didn't detract from the overall story. I laughed hysterically at Luna sleepwalking. You have inspired me to put some comedy into Luna's character in one of my stories!

2940100
Such a twist, even M. Night felt it!

[Sun]

3002474
Glad you enjoyed it!!!

[221BBakerStreet]

I figured out the ending. I knew that it would be her name right after Celestia said "Her name? No, that's too obvious."

[The_Whovian16]

Dangit! I was guessing the Password to be 000, but I guess not everyone thinks like me.... Oh no.... did I just say that?

[Sun]

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Nice avatar by the way!

[The_Whovian16]

Thanks! I'm sorry I can't talk right now. I need to go and change my password for... well.... Everything.... ..... I'm such an idiot sometimes.....

[Sun]

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don't worry about it. Its not like everyone saw that comment

[deletingthisaccount]

Hehehe.

[Evil HERO Malicious Bane]

Most funny story I've ever read

[Flagstar of Flagclan]

Best ending ever. It was really funny.

[SirScribe]

The passcode for my computer is 'incorrect'

[treos]

you...really suck at hacking, tia. i mean, you couldn't even guess one of the easiest passwords ever. then again, i would've also figured luna would use something better than just her name. (everypony should know better than to use any of the easiest of all passwords to guess: your name, your pet's name, or your birthday :P)

[The Omega Directive]

Wait, if she thought it was too simple for her, doesn't hat make her simple?
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[Briarpelt]

... And then the ad at the bottom is for computer repairs XD

[zsewqthewolf]

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just got to read it now, but ya it was funny but also what luna forgetting one key detil.... tia can still get to her data to with just the laptop harddrive

[The White devil]

"It was my name."

Well that's one f##kin' plot twist