Anon, rattled by the realization that it's been a year since his forced displacement to Equestria, takes a solemn stroll throughout the castle late in the night. Memories of a life once lived haunt him, but not for very long - a certain princess with a penchant for innocent mischief simply can't let him remain that way. In kindred spirits, comfort can be found in droves.

This is an old green of mine, circa 2017, touched up and re-written a tad to reflect my current quality of writing. I've had a few people (or just the same guy in /moon/ a couple of times) tell me this is their favorite green that I've written, so I wanted to bring it here and share it with you, too.
Originally found here: https://ponepaste.org/8097
rated T for language
cover art credits to glacierclear

College sucks. At least, you think so.

You don't care what anyone says. College is basically an adult kindergarten, one where depressed teachers try to uphold some semblance of order in their classes full of drunk, disorderly, or just plain stupid students (and you use the term 'students' extremely loosely) that are only there because their rich parents want their brain-dead children to have some sort of higher education. Either that or sports scholarships. Goddamn sports scholarships.

When your best friend leaves for greener pastures over in Equestria, you start dreading who will take his place as your roommate. Naturally, it happens to be an Equestrian that takes his place—and you're put in charge of making sure she feels at home.

Second-person perspective. Contains anthropomorphic ponies.

A short story that I will add to when I'm not working on more important stories. Enjoy it for what it is, and try not to look to deep into it.

This story is a sequel to Anon Buys the Everfree Forest

Anon is here and still very much on his bullshit. While he now has the run of his expansive property, not only does he have to assure his sovereign soil receives proper international recognition, he now has a flock of citizens seeking his guidance, expertise, and wisdom.

Ah well, one out of three isn't so bad, right?

Art is once again by me, lol.

From all her time working as a mail mare, Derpy has acquired quite some expertise in cardboard boxes and uses her talents to create the most indomitable cardboard box fort right in Anon's garden. All is fun and games until Equestria's aristocracy gets wind of it and decide it poses a credible threat to their power and reputation.

Originally written for the Kinderquestria thread, where the cute, childlike innocence of ponies is taken to it's absolute comedic extent.

After Luna's *interesting* approach to snuggling, you stop by Celestia's chambers to spend some quality time snuggling with her. However, like many simple actions in life, this one may lead to a deeper connection than you expected.

A sequel to "Shadowy Snuggles" and the fifth story in the "Snuggles" series. If you're new to the series, you can start with "Seraphic Snuggles", or just jump right in here!

Fabulous cover art commissioned from Akemiroses!

You wake up next to Applejack, only to find out that some hide away the pain behind a broken smile.

That hidden behind the strength and brave faces, can be a soul that yearns to be free and fly high above.

Waiting for a sign of approval that can never come, waiting for a loving embrace lost in time.

Art By Pony Echo.

Part of The Awoken Series.

Made Popular On 3/23/18

It's been some time since you last had your chambers cleaned. Luckily for you, the maid is all too willing to take care of everything tonight.

Just in case it isn't already painfully obvious, this is a parody/spoof of the book, The Lusty Argonian Maid which can be found in various Elder Scrolls video games.

New, unique chapters will be added overtime, but let it be known that Act IV, Scene III, and Act VII, Scene II are the ones that actually follow the books found within the various Elder Scrolls video games.

You wake up on the sofa one morning with a stonking hangover, only to find yourself joined by the company of another. A young Alicorn named Twilight Sparkle, has been sent to give you morning cuddles to help see you through the pains of your drunken aftermath.

Three years since your arrival. Its been quite the journey of self-rediscovery, one you could never have made without the guidance of Twilight Sparkle, your wonderful friend and now loving companion for life.

Living out the rest of your days in a land where love, friendship, and kindness ruled supreme didn't seem like an unwanted prospect to you. But with painful memories surfacing regarding your old life on Earth, your loving wife Twilight Sparkle sits down with you to offer some reassurance.

Cover art by Neonishe on Derpibooru!

EDIT: Featured on 11/1/2023! Thank you so much for your support!

Anon wants to live a simple life but ends up in Equestria with the powers of an (Eldritch) God. Weeks after his arrival, Rarity buys him a diner/bar as a welcoming gift and business franchise where she can get her clients. Anon then works at his diner/bar and successfully lives a simple life, though things get more exciting each day for every pony he meets. Anon also occasionally uses his infinite powers to poke a little fun. Good slice of life stuff.