Killflower explains the true meaning of gender reveal parties, with a spectacular example.

But will Killflower's wife EVER find out whether Killflower is really a stallion or a mare?

_{(Might be technically G5.)}

After being a bully for so long, even gaining back the respect of her peers didn't make Diamond Tiara feel like she deserved their kindness. Especially when one of those classmates was the only pony she could have ever called "friend". She betrayed her one and only friend, and doesn't think she's worthy to go back to her. Maybe a newer friend can convince her otherwise.

It was a perfectly ordinary morning until Lyra got an unusual message that would change her life.

It would also provide intriguing new insight into Equestria's past.

Flurry Heart wants to know what happened to the Crystal Empire's previous rulers. Cadance answers with as little detail as possible, and unintentionally teaches her daughter about a tradition she wasn't aware of.

Entry for the Cadance is a Terrible Mom contest, and 1st place winner! Admittedly an idea I've had in my head for a while, thanks for the excuse to write it!

Request by ShadowPony300: “What about twilight sacrifice herself when queen chrysalis and the other two villains came through the castle doors with a big explosion.”

pyrrhic: adjective, (of a victory) won at too great a cost to have been worthwhile for the victor.

Twilight Sparkle isn't about to abandon her friends to the whims of three horrible villains. She just needs a solution. Unfortunately the only solution she can think of is rather dangerous.

On the morning of an important day, a father rises early to prepare breakfast for his family. His son joins him and asks a question he isn't prepared to answer.

Special thanks to Bean's Writing Group for the feedback and support!

CelestAI deals with a mischievous intruder in Equestria.

Inspired by and contains spoilers from: Untitled Goose Game (its really fun, go play it)
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A (silly) entry to the Friendship is Optimal Writing Contest

Thanks yall, featured 4/25/2021, and got to the number 1 spot for a minute!

This story is a sequel to A Canterlot Leaddening

After the Crystalling of Flurry Heart, things had calmed down for a while. About the only incident of the last few weeks related to not getting her her bedtime snack in time. But now, she has achieved a milestone. Six whole months.

As is tradition by now--at least according to Cadance--all the Sparkle family must be trained in the ways of love. Not the magic of love, for that's her specialty. No, Flurry will learn the ways of the lead, and spew much death and destruction upon her enemies. If she can figure out how to pull the trigger, that is.

Reading the prequel is not required to understand this story.

An entry for the Cadance is a Terrible Mom competition 2021.

In the wasteland, it is often the toughest meanest creature with the biggest stick that rules. That in order for you to get your way strength and arms was the song of the day. I find this uncreative, the way of fools. For a Griffin my weapons are simple, charm is my guns, lies are my bombs, stealth is my poison, and scheming was my claws.

Words are more deadly than bullets, looks are more dangerous armor, and speech can kill more than any bomb. Follow me as I show how the skills of an actress, and how to apply them like a weapon.

Art by mysticalpha
mysticalpha

After Equestria was threatened by war from the Dragon Lands, Celestia calls for a program to help bolster the army! Because that's totally original, right!? Creating soldiers for war through artificial means to make expendable soldiers. After several failed attempts, the team is able to get one embryo to survive. However, a few Draconequii interfere and attempt to prevent war at all costs! Will their prevention cause even more trouble? It's time to find out, in The Legend of The Skunk Mare!

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This is a pet project I have wanted to get up and running since 2013, but I have felt that my writing skills weren't up to the level that I think they should. So here it is!

Despite my other story, which features the fetishization of skunk pony hybrids, this one will not be featuring that. Yes, there will obviously contain spray scenes, but it's only for the story and hilarity sake. There will not be fornication in this story. If called for, I will be writing separate stories as a between moment.