Octavia, going on a rather extended tour with her orchestra, has charged Vinyl Scratch with the care of a human that she's been caring for: Anonymous. At his size, the ponies and their world is amazonian to him. Not only is the human smaller than Vinyl, but she must care for him until Octavia returns. Normally, something that wouldn't be a problem for a unicorn, but an accident from years past adds a strange twist to her endeavors.

I don't know, I suck at descriptions.

Everyone is the hero of their own story, especially Anon as he uses his incredible luck and exaggerated abilities to survive the dream realm.

A soft reboot of Thestral Anon.

Anon is turned into a zebra after coming to Equestria. Chaos soon ensues from the striped stallion’s adventures.

While the Cutie Mark Crusaders plot in their tree house their next cutie mark operation, a bright streak shoots across the sky, but little do they know of what they believe to be a comet will bring.
Somehow, someway, Anon enters the world of Equestria and is subject to the Cutie Mark Crusader's antics.

Horns are a dangerous weapon. You can't just wave it around and use it willy-nilly. You need to be careful. You must use your horn safely. Anon goes on a journey to ensure that horns in Ponyville are properly protected.

Written for The Barcast
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

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Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle are growing up. They've gotten their cutie marks, they know what their futures hold, and they're departing for greener pastures. But what of Scootaloo? She has yet to get her mark, and now she's alone, without much help to get it.

So...what happens to a pony that doesn't get her cutie mark?

Note: not comedy, not scootabuse, will contain Anon.

After finding an alicorn filly in the Uppercastes and having everypony she knew turn against her, Lucky Favor makes it her mission to take the filly across the lands of a pre-unified Equus to reach a safe haven in Equestria. But first, she has to hire a housecarla for the job. Who better than this "hyoo-men" she's heard so much about, and who just might be the first one she's met who does not want to kill her and the alicorn?

This story takes place in the RGRE (Reversed Gender Roles Equestria) universe and has been converted to prose from its original greentext state.

On hiatus for extensive rewrites.

Everything is awful. You are constantly ridiculed for being human. But when a pony thug finally pushes you too far you are blamed. It is only after you leave does everyone discover dashes true feelings.

This story is a sequel to Office Love

When is Anon going to get a clue that Ponies in his life are actually interested in him?

An April Fools parody of my extremely neglected long fic: Office Love.

Lector, our protagonist will find himself stuck in a series of issues where he will have to use highly contrasted options several times, sometimes he will have to use the power of the word, in others go directly to the fists. No one could really know what will happen next week. Nobody really, not even the author knows what he is going to write, so we can expect anything. From serial murders to attempted comedy, welcome to How (NOT) to write.

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Well, in this I will try to write different forms ranging from comedy to adult scenes, all with a bit of background. It was originally going to be a series of one-off shots, but then I decided to put it all in one, don't expect a great plot, but knowing me will possibly put a backstory. By the way, all the chapters will have a notice of what to see, to be able to decide what to read and what not. And don't expect too many updates, it's just a story in which I'll put my little writing skills to the test ... And it's translated by Google, lower your expectations even more