Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.

Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.

This story is a sequel to Cuddles in Equestria Volume ll Twilight

THIS IS AN ENTRY TO THE CUDDLEFIC CHALLENGE THINGY!
Anon and Fluttershy are watching movies and eating popcorn when a storm randomly forces them to cuddle harder than they've ever cuddled before to survive the ordeal.

Damned if Anon knew why he was assigned a caretaker, considering he was a grown-ass man, but that's exactly what the Princesses had done after he arrived in Equestria. Aside from the deluded, motherly nut-job that looked after himself, his life was pretty normal. He worked a job, he had bills to pay, and he did his best to find a place for himself - regrettably and much to his continued misery, his mom™ always found a way to complicate matters.

Kinks Include: Wholesome, albeit questionable affection between a large, older mare and her adopted son

Artwork by AnonTheAnon (Twitter @RealAnonTheAnon)

If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE

Anon spends all of his bits on Berry Punch's Alcoholic Punch and is pushed by Twilight into finding a job. Starlight suggests that he works with Trixie as an assistant for her magic practice. Anon believes this should be easy enough and agrees. After practice Trixie demands praise and Anon gives her scritches. Then Twilight asks for scritches and she gets scricthes, and this upsets Trixie.

By all means this description does not mean this story has a plot, or can even be considered a story. I'm not sure if that makes this a spoiler or not, but I'll mark it as one just to be safe.

Kind of like a prequel to Anon Gets a Job at Ponyville Spa, but I'd be a liar if I called it that.

Octavia, going on a rather extended tour with her orchestra, has charged Vinyl Scratch with the care of a human that she's been caring for: Anonymous. At his size, the ponies and their world is amazonian to him. Not only is the human smaller than Vinyl, but she must care for him until Octavia returns. Normally, something that wouldn't be a problem for a unicorn, but an accident from years past adds a strange twist to her endeavors.

I don't know, I suck at descriptions.

Everyone is the hero of their own story, especially Anon as he uses his incredible luck and exaggerated abilities to survive the dream realm.

A soft reboot of Thestral Anon.

Anon is turned into a zebra after coming to Equestria. Chaos soon ensues from the striped stallion’s adventures.

While the Cutie Mark Crusaders plot in their tree house their next cutie mark operation, a bright streak shoots across the sky, but little do they know of what they believe to be a comet will bring.
Somehow, someway, Anon enters the world of Equestria and is subject to the Cutie Mark Crusader's antics.

Horns are a dangerous weapon. You can't just wave it around and use it willy-nilly. You need to be careful. You must use your horn safely. Anon goes on a journey to ensure that horns in Ponyville are properly protected.

Written for The Barcast
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle are growing up. They've gotten their cutie marks, they know what their futures hold, and they're departing for greener pastures. But what of Scootaloo? She has yet to get her mark, and now she's alone, without much help to get it.

So...what happens to a pony that doesn't get her cutie mark?

Note: not comedy, not scootabuse, will contain Anon.