Saw this post at my training academy, don't care if the joke has been overused or not, I still find it relate-able, funny, and worth sharing.

Here we go:

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

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I have yet to hear from anyone who has or thinks they have spotted the terrible music joke in Spot of Tea, Change for Me? and the one in the chapter Wake Up Call. One of them will be made very clear in one of the upcoming shorts. I don't doubt you will all be groaning when they are revealed.

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Manehatten, Day 1.

I have gone out of my fucking way to find literally the most amazing OCs I've ever seen. You can say best or amazing (both satirical), but at the end of the day, they're just... bad. Like actually bad. And I know that bashing on another person's... *ahem*... "Art", would be disrespectful. But you know what? I've just about HAD it with fandoms! Yes, from this day onward I shall simply be a lone fan of a franchise, never again to be a part of a fandom. Think of it as a new year's resolution that

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So I guess something has been bugging me for a while, having to do with double standards. Ya know, like how telling a rape joke involving a woman gets you all kinds of negative attention, but telling a “don’t drop the soap” joke (ie, a prison rape joke) not only flies fifty miles under the radar, but gets positive press and any attacks are defended against, sometimes by the same people wanting to “defend rape victims” earlier.

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I am terribly sorry for the lack of updates.

I've been dealing with...ahem...BM issues, and lots more.

Good news, though.

I'm going on a trip, so I should get some decent writing done and be able to get it published when I get back. So, yeah.

Also, I'm rewriting Call of Equis from ground up. New plot, and it should be better in general. Plus, expect a new update today. What that might be, I don't know.

So, Ciao!

Mkchief34

Finished up the last bit last night. Sorry for the tease but i did hide the chapter release in the tags of the last blog. May actual apeil fools jokes not torture you too much!

If you leftists, communists, liberals, freaks, Twitter users or whatever you things call yourselves don't like the US, then leave.

Go elsewhere and create your own country, with blackjack and hookers.

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*Results Music*

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So... I know it's still not Friday in most of the world, but it already is where I live, and again in the spirit of having something to share that isn't me complaining or apologizing for delays, I thought I should have another one of these jokes.

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Remember when certain weirdos claimed that there was a Nazi problem in the fandom?

Nazis!

Nazis!

I..... maybe overdid it a little? After the April Foals joke I did yesterday, I feel horrible.

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So, I watched the Batman: The Killing Joke movie that recently came out last month. Being a big Batman fan, and overall DC fan, I of course have nitpicks of it. However, I was surprised to see what many other fans thought of the film. Now, fair warning before I continue, there will be spoilers for The Killing Joke and the recent episode of MLP. You've been warned.

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Showering and shitting. Bet you don't know what the third one is

Here's a litmus test to see how long someone's watched the show and/or how well they know the fandom.

See if they get this joke.

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What will happen to Joseph with the Poison Joke? I believe that Poison Joke gives humans alternate personalities that stick with them even after the cure so I have made a poll with two choices. The next chapter and possibly whatever happens further along in the story will be made to accomodate whatever choice of alternate personality you want Joseph to have. I'll check on the poll sometime during the week.

Link: http://strawpoll.me/6456222

Hey fellas!

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I thought I would let you all know that the next update will probably be rather late. It's not because of a lack of motivation, that's there. It's not because of a lack of material to work with. Badninja made sure I had plenty to finish off the poison joke Arc with. It's not even becaus eI lack the time. I have that.

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