I have actual content for you guys

We're totally not pawns in the far left's fight to have authoritarian thought control over mass media, fyi

Hey fellas!

I'm gonna be putting out a twenty-thousand word story tomorrow. Just thought I'd let you guys know. I know I'm the premiere writer on this site and every frequent new release is hotly anticipated, and that I'm totally not a washed-up has-been who everybody forgot because there are actually active writers on this site. I've been pumping out stories on a regular basis for all of you and it's been absolutely fantastic.

I'd like to make it clear, though, that this fic is the dirtiest thing I have ever written. It's so dirty and disgusting and gross it'll make some people physically ill, but thankfully that's some people's fetish. I know that there are other sources for coprophilia, watersports, evisceration and racism, but I also know that I'm the best and most talented writer for the job.

As a final note, this is not a pony fic. No, not at all! I've actually completely fallen out of favor with the fandom, and have moved on to the hottest next thing. I know that a twenty-thousand word long scatological piss-and-guro fic about Gen Zed seems out of the norm, but people who have followed me for a while know for a fact that I've been meaning to put out that kind of content for years. This is a show I truly believe in from a content creator I can really rely on.

It really is the best thing

Alright, I think that's about everything I needed to let you guys know. I'll probably be nuking all of the pony content from this page later today. Just fyi. Thanks!

I'm sorry the April Fools gag this year isn't as funny as imitating a horrific pedophile or pretending to be a North Korean knighty analogue and is instead a long, passive-aggressive rant about my continued failure to deliver any content to you guys whatsoever College is still kicking my ass pretty hard and I've been working on kicking it right back.

Comments

[Grimm]

I'll be honest, I'm amazed it's taken you this long to get round to something like this. It's so hard to find enough racism in scat erotica nowadays.

[Sorren]

and that I'm totally not a washed-up has-been who everybody forgot because there are actually active writers on this site.

...yeah

Me neither.