The Worst OCs Ever! · 5:02pm Jan 2nd, 2016
I have gone out of my fucking way to find literally the most amazing OCs I've ever seen. You can say best or amazing (both satirical), but at the end of the day, they're just... bad. Like actually bad. And I know that bashing on another person's... *ahem*... "Art", would be disrespectful. But you know what? I've just about HAD it with fandoms! Yes, from this day onward I shall simply be a lone fan of a franchise, never again to be a part of a fandom. Think of it as a new year's resolution that actually gets followed.
Ready? I didn't think so, but here we go anyway!
(And please remember that this is for comedic purposes only. I have no intent on actually threatening anyone who may have made these OCs, and anything I actually say is not my true opinion. Well, some of it is, but exaggeration will be used. You don't need half a brain to figure out when and when not I'm exaggerating.)
Number One:
"Coldsteel the Hedgehog"
...I have nothing to say about this, I think it's self-explanatory. 
Alright, alright, I'll give my opinion. That's why you clicked, right? This OC is... bad. Beyond anything I've seen, really. I would love to first point out that it's a recolor of an actual Sonic pose and not original art. I usually can't bear to look at shit art, but at least be original, kid! Yes, I said kid. There is no way this is an adult taking ownership of this OC, unless somehow he was flipped on his head as child. The spelling mistakes and even the childish uses of swearing towards a... Mr. khaoskid663? May I also remind you the threat is IN the bio of the character. Classy.
Now time for a show I like to call: Comments with Kamek. On this show, I point out everything wrong with this bio. Ready? Okay, let's go! First off, we have "Hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts". Well, on one hand, that's just offensive, but on the other hand, if you're going to swear at least man up and say Tits. Geez... Anyway, moving right along to "kevin robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin evryone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit". I'm actually on Kevin's side here; not only is he SUPPORTING your deviantART page by directing people towards it, but if you were the little shit you claim to be, I honestly wouldn't blame Kevin if he had ill intentions. Finally, and my personal favorite, "dislikse: my dad". Well, I would have a joke for that, but that's actually kinda sad. Then again, I wouldn't blame your dad if THIS was the way his child was acting. Hell, if I was a father to a kid like this, I'd be disappointed beyond belief.
The bulk of the OC is in the bio, but it's still a pretty poorly made OC. It's just... *sigh*... for god's sake, it's purple. It's disgracing my favorite color. Ugh... Well, whatever, I suppose. By the by, I tried looking up this kid's deviantART, and believe it or not, it's still up! Only... everything's gone. I personally don't blame him since he was probably ridiculed for making such a bad OC, but...
...huh. I guess I actually feel a little sorry for him.
Number Two:
"Nightmare"
Yeah, I'll be having nightmares after this one.
Now, before we get into anything, the creator of this OC has since DENIED it's creation and has actually, seriously gone onto better things. You can check him out by clicking here, if you're curious. That being said, this is still a terrible OC. In fact, if the timing when the show came out is correct, this might be the very FIRST red and black Alicorn OC that ever was. Actually kind of impressive. But we're not here to praise this unholy abomination from the pits of hell itself, we're here to ridicule it relentlessly.
...but I can't. It's just your standard red and black Alicorn OC. Wait... OR IS IT?! It''s certainly a lot lankier than some of the others, and I just "love" those zebra markings as well. Truly the mark of an... OC. Yeah, that's all I have to say about that. I only brought this up because there's a high chance that this was the first of many. Honestly, it should be recorded as a history record until further notice.
Seriously, check TheLivingNightmare13 out. His art's gotten WAY better since... this, and he has a great taste in "naughty images", if you catch my drift. I can respect people who recognize when their past art is bad when it actually IS bad.
Number Three:
"litter elsa with water powers"
Well, had to come across something like this one day.
I just want to make this point very clear: I think that Frozen is... okay. It was a decent movie with some cute moments, but nothing really more. I mean yeah, it had that one song... that one very, very, VERY annoying song, but I digress. Do you think the movie would have the same impact if that song wasn't in it? Me personally, I don't think so. But you can love the movie all you want. Hell, that's not my problem anyway. What IS my problem is recolors. If you're going to make an OC, fine, make one. It might be shit, but hey, at least you MADE IT, and that's what I can actually respect. Just don't be lazy and recolor another character, then claim it as your own.
Then there's this shit. When it's so lazy, you can't even make the recolor look 3D as to go along with the actual character. I just can NOT deal with laziness to this magnitude. It irks me in the stupidest way even though I know I should just ignore it and go along my life playing Xenoblade Chronicles X or something. But no; here I am bitching about OCs like this... ugh...
...so, this is "litter elsa with water powers". Yes, that is the ACTUAL name for the OC, no capital letters and everything. I should LOVE this OC for how absolutely stupid it is, but I can't. All life... has been drained away from me. I can't feel happiness... and... food! Food doesn't taste the same! Am I to just... wander about the endless plain of darkness, burdened by this demon? Is this my fate? Is this... how I'll spend the rest of my days? Just pointing out horrible OCs?
...no, I refuse! I'll finally end this once and for all!
This OC is beyond terrible! It's the pinnacle of the laziness that I hate so much! Everything about it sucks and honestly, it deserves to be burning in the pits of hell! Actually, no, I don't want to be disrespectful to Lucifer and the gang down there, so I'll send it to the SUN!! YES!! BURN AND EVAPORATE IN THE HEAT OF OUR SOLAR STAR!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
*ahem*
Sorry about that, I must have blacked out. Where am I?
I won't pretend I haven't made some terrible OCs myself in the past as well. Remember Rage Quit? Before he actually was the actual mirror of my personality, he was cold, brooding, and boring. I have since come to accept this and have done everything in my power to reverse my mistakes.
Have you ever made a bad OC? Post down in the comments below and tell me what he or she was like! If you don't, you're gonna have a bad time. And yes, I did just quote Undertale. Remember when I said that I would drop out of any fandom I was in and start anew as a lone wolf sort of beside the franchise, cheering it on from the sidelines?
Mood: 
(You've been trolled, you've been trolled~)
At least Coldsteel likes Nine Inch Nails (the band)...
3658750
You, uh... you looking a little sad there, mate?
3658757
I still have no idea what that is.
Huh, it's bad but i'll admit I've seen worse.
(OC wise)
Now the real question waits, which are your favorite OCs?
Also, I checked out Nightmare's page and some of his art is pretty cool.
3658782 Yes
. That water Elsa and... red and black OC...
make me very sad...
3658800
There IS probably worse, but I think these three pretty much sum up OCs in a nutshell.
3658801
But I also like it when people take the time and effort to make a good OC, as evidenced here when my friend LongSean22 made a few of them for RWBY:
Well, first off, my own OCs.
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/582840/another-baby-o-o
3658802
It makes all of us sad, mate. This is what people think good OCs are like, unfortunately...
3658823
True enough, but if you wanna read a story that does bad OC humor well (IMHO) check out Those Lacking Spines on Fanfiction.Net. one of the few stories over there I'd call pretty good, and it's an entertaining parody.
3658836
I'll look into a bit later. Right now I'm just preparing to go over to my friend's.
3658840
KK, have fun.
3658842
I'll still be here until I go, but y'know.
Thanks!
3658846
yay for talking to new person.
3658783
Check them out on YouTube.