Aaand six.

I missed the date with a few days, dammit.
Regardless, sixth year of pony. Gotta' keep the tradition up!

To be honest, I don't have that much to write this year. I guess I've been falling out a bit; I've not even finished the last season of the show yet.
But, I still visit this site, as well as a few others, daily.
To see if any of my old hanging favorites have updated.
To see if any of the people I follow have posted something.

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Okay, I've finally decided what to do with my Fallout Equestria story. I Walk the Firing Line. Been laying around for months with... nothing happening to it or it's characters. No, no, I'm not scrapping it. At least not entirely.

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“The Radio of the Apocalypse! I am your DJ, Cover Version!

”Word around the street is that the raiders present in South River have been challenged by a rival group. The public is getting more and more restless waiting for something exciting to happen in this run-down town. It’s not like we’ve done much rebuilding despite having plenty of chances to. Seems that the grip the raiders have is too strong, and we simply haven’t gotten the chance.

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Cadence: You lying, cheating piece of shit. You aren’t the stallion I married!

Shining: Fine! We’ll get a divorce, and I’m taking Flurry!

Twilight, pulling the Monopoly game away from them: Maybe we should stop playing...

If you are reading this, there’s a possibility you don’t know who I am and clicked this title out of curiosity. All of my stories are like that, seeming to attract a different crowd everytime.

If you’re part of that camp, hey, I’m Dashie. You might’ve read The Endless Cycle, Reinventing Music, or the story we do not speak of here, sadly my most viewed. Hell, you might’ve even enjoyed those stories.

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...even though the majority of chess stories I see in this world are NOT really my bag.

As I commented on gapty's latest chess story:

I love how this story is both about chess AND about life, and the protagonist's realizations about how to live it. She makes meaningful progress in personal growth during a chess game against Twilight Sparkle.

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I probably could have posted this a few days ago, but I didn't want to get anyone irritated with too many blog posts in a short period, and I've also had a really long week, so I was generally pretty tired after work the whole week anyways.

After my last blog post, about Robsa990's fanart for Cubic Zirconia, he saw my suggestion for a scene I personally would like to see, and he decided to draw it:

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What if, in an alternative universe, Mare Do Well is her own pony? An alicorn in hiding.

In the show, Mare Do Well is presented as an alicorn, based on her capabilities to have all the abilities of three races. She seems to focus on her duty in saving ponies while being a symbol of what it means to be a hero. Somepony who do the right thing for the sake of doing the right thing.

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InkRose98

Look at her 'Awesome Stuff People Have Made For Me!' section and see if you notice a picture with a certain anthro white pegasus in it surrounded by four other well-known OC mares...

Also, InkRose98 sent me a comment a while ago saying that she would totally do it with Unique. How's that for a response?

Rotorix's avatar may be awesome, but it looks like my dude is the sexiest. Hi Ho!

Well, another year since I first signed up to chew bubblegum and write thing. I was all out of bubblegum back then and I'm right now, so let's write this one up.

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That in Equestria, MLP is just a show to the ponies as well.

I find it funny to imagine that the actresses for each character are vastly different from the ones they portay.

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It is because it's not really about anything specifically besides two horses in a cardboard box?

Do you like seeing Celestia in a more casual manner?

It is because it's two characters having unusual conversations with no general purpose?

Well if any of those reasons is the reason you like Home is for the Weak, take a look at this one.

I enjoyed this fic, and I have a feeling a lot of you would too.

How do I love and care about myself as much as I say I love and care about my friends? I want to stop disappointing myself so I stop breaking my mom’s heart, because she already lost her husband to shittyness, she doesn’t want to and can’t watch me squander my amazing potential on idle hedonism every single day year after year.

P.S: this extends to writing as well. Believe it or not, I would like to write more than just shitfics all the time.

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This blog ended up being rambly enough that I've trashed and rewritten it more than once now. I said things were going to change this year, without going into detail about what things or why. So before I get into the details...

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“I don’t get it, Thorax. You manage to stay positive all the time! How do you do it?”

“Well, Pharynx, let me tell you a secret.”

Thorax leans in closer to him.

“I lie to myself.

Everyday when I get out of bed, I tell myself that ‘everything will be fine,’ but I’m lying.”

...

“Uh-“

Thorax grips Pharynx shoulders tightly.

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I'm not usually one to commission artists. Most of my ideas work better in a written context, and even the ones that don't can be incorporated into stories. But sometimes I get moments of inspiration that only work in pictures, and my own artistic skills consist of halfway competent collage skills with preexisting backgrounds and vectors. So, I turned to better talents.

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Slightly altered to keep it PG-13:

It's coming...

It's here...

It smells you...

I sees you....

It knows where you are at all times...

It knows what you fear the most...

It's the bogyman that everyone fears...

And it's coming to get you this Halloween night...

The My Little Pony: Universal Halloween Sppok-tacular Magic Special coming this Halloween night @ 7:00 P.M./8:00 P.M. CST/ EST

Only on FIMfiction...

Be afraid...be very afraid....

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Throwing out a blogpost because the thought came to mind but

I really feel like Crimson would be a really solid original fiction, so I’m starting to really considerrrrrr making it original fiction, but that would mean having to take it off Fimfic, and I don’t know what to do.

I’ll probably finish it here while simultaneously converting it to original fiction and then once that’s done take it off here?

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That Mare-Do-Well shit is finally done being shat. RIP.

This week is the continuation of my greatest dread. It's our penultimate installment before we just discard it like spoiled leftovers.