Welp · 4:25am Aug 2nd, 2021
Cadence: You lying, cheating piece of shit. You aren’t the stallion I married!
Shining: Fine! We’ll get a divorce, and I’m taking Flurry!
Twilight, pulling the Monopoly game away from them: Maybe we should stop playing...
Oof
Meanwhile, Celestia and Luna are placing bets on whether Shining or Cadance will be the first to use the Monopoly board as a weapon.
Twilight is just wondering how the argument escalated so quickly, completely missing the fact that the racecar is clearly the best Monopoly piece, and two ponies wanting to use it at the same time is grounds for total warfare.
I know this anger all too well.