Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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I've never tried stand-up comedy.

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This particular GTX 2070 prototype is a very late sample, with the main (and possibly only) differences being that it has "GTX" instead of "RTX" on its cooling shroud and is missing the "RTX 2070" lettering on the black area between the fans. It's also got an earlier BIOS than retail cards which I've since backed up and uploaded using GPU-Z.

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Both Drown In Blue and So Many Words Never Said have been in the popular list all day long.

I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW HOW.
I mean, by the looks of it, it must have been a recommendation? These are oooold stories.
Either way, whoever busted these two stories up, Thank You! I've been having some stressful days lately, and this definitely is encouraging and nice.

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That's all, in one hour I'll see Steven Universe's 'In Too Deep' and die. (also, unrelated, but then I'll thrown a party on my sister's house for my mom who's coming around, yaya)

ALSO CAPS LOCK BUT WE'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT, HAHA! A NEW STORY HAS SORTA BEEN RELEASED. IT'S REALLY TWO STORIES, A ONE-SHOT AND A LONG COLLAB STORY THAT HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FOR MONTHS AND HAS SIGNIFICANTLY LESS CAPS LOCK THAN THIS BLOG DOES. IT ALSO HAS PLENTY OF WORDS, WORLD BUILDING, AND ALICORNS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ ANY OTHER STORIES FIRST WHICH IS NICE BUT THERE IS THE WHOLE EXCEPTION OF THIS: THE TWO STORIES ARE MUTUAL SEQUELS WHICH YOU COULD READ IN ANY ORDER. IF YOU'VE READ

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And look who I've gone gay for!

Nah, I'm still straight really. But if I did ever need to go gay, it'll be for this guy right here. Fuck off Superman. You've been replaced by the best OP hero of all time.

Sorry, I got that last part wrong.

I meant to say..."he's just a guy who a hero for fun."

A little bit of wee comes out at that line every time.

I must change my pants...

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Tis the season for all sorts of stuff. Whether it's shopping, shipping or heading to church there's something that you're going to be doing. I can't offer much in the way of advice as to what to do at church though if I followed the rules set forth for me it was, "Sing when they sing, don't talk or fidget and drink what they give you."

"But dad," I'd say, "It's blood!"

"You're a vampire now son! Drink up!'

"And the cracker?"

"That's his flesh."

"How BIG was this guy?"

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[Mandatory comment from some weirdo]

You're fabulous.

Question. What kind of bear is best?

I like black bears because they are the ones you can't escape.

What's a drangus?

They're kinda like danguses and dinguses.

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Another EGID episode idea just came into mind... surrounding this picture.

Stay tuned!

Now I can suck dick at writing in a fresh year!
Meeester I hope you're proud of me
You're the only reason I suck dick at life, so that one day I can see you in real life

senpaiiiiiii Meeester

Spoilers ahead.

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

-Antoine de Saint-Exupery French writer (1900 - 1944)

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Well, it’s that time again. The time where I start catching up on reader supported blog posts… from last month. Whoops.

Courtesy of A.P.O.N.I. Let’s check in with our favorite animated stuffed bear who doesn’t get his own movie about growing old and trying to recapture the wonderment of a forgotten childhood.

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Embrace true patrician music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKU2iS4OMq0

My life has not been too busy to write horse words. I have not done ANYTHING in the last month and some amount of time before that. I haven't worked, I haven't really gone anywhere, I haven't hanged out with anyone besides my cousin once.

I'm just really depressed~

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You know, I keep forgetting to mention this, but yeah... I was in the most recently released episode of "Daughter of Discord," by DisneyFanatic2364!

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The puns will continue until morale improves.

The last Multipart Blitz is all set. Congrats.

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To the surprise of all, the doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once again. Five stories await judgment. Which ones are worth reading, and which ones will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Click the button below to find out.

In this edition:
—Rarity subverts expectations by not subverting expectations.
—Twilight adopts Sweetie Belle.
—A pegasus bursts into flames.
—A rabbit just bursts.
—I make up a new question for Cards Against Humanity.

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I actually haven't considered this, and maybe I really should have. Anyway, for months there's been talk of Bronycon organizing a bookstore where you can purchase fanfiction hard copies. Now, the idea of a fanfiction hard copy is really neat to me. I've always wanted personal copies of some of my stories! I still have no idea if I could make it to this year's Bronycon, sadly. I really want to, but the whole thing is up in the air, especially because I'm going to have a lot of stuff on my plate

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