In that case, acid spewing penises are banned.

My mind is a fucked up place.

You know, if you had asked me on Thursday what I'd be doing for the weekend, I could have guaranteed the answer wouldn't have included spending Friday night writing a story about bake-it-yourself sexual tutorials. Nor would it have included naming anything a Cupcanus. But guess who ended up doing exactly that?

Me. It was me. Feel free to be ashamed of me.

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IN WHICH I (sort of) GET INSPIRATION
Hi everyone! Did you miss me? Of course you didn't. But I'll serve up muzix anyway. Here's cover singer Caitlin "Mom0ki" Myers.

Yes, it's just as good as the original, which keeps getting taken down thanks to a greedy photographer. Anyway…

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Brace yourselves...

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IN WHICH I KEPT MY PROMISE AGAIN
Today is a day of minor celebration, as far as I'm concerned. Have some Yes.

I'm sleepy, so not much below the fold, but there is some if you're willing to Read More.

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Spooktober is still in session, and I have some news!

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For those who do not know, HaHcon is, in their words:

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This week has been fucking exhausting. All the 12-15hr work days are finally starting to catch up, I suppose. I'm walking about 10-12 miles (15-20km) a day in the warehouse, so I've been losing weight and toning out a bit (Silver linings! 😂). Mentally I've been miserable, setting 'lofty goals' and failing to achieve them really kicks me in the dick... More than I'll ever admit on here (Because I don't like being a 'downer').

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I...haven't written anything sensual since my FanFiction dot net days, and I gotta say...I think I'm doing it horribly at it despite a dear friend of mine's attempt at helping me to clear the rust from my lewd mind I'VE FAILED YOU, MY DEAREST FRIEND!!! *Sigh* But that'll have to wait until later. Been up since early morning, going on less than two hours sleep and it's past 0300 atm. Think I'll turn in for the night. Then back to writing the naughtehs.

Hello everyone, I know it's been a long time and things have been pretty dead around here, but as many of you may have noticed with the kind of out of nowhere release of Dream Sickness, I am, once again, hopefully back, and for good this time.

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Remind me to never make promises I can’t keep.

That being said, I have a Patreon now!

Just kidding. For now. Probably won’t set one up until I get a good flow going. Anyhow, this is just a... misc post, I guess. A good old fashioned “oh I disappeared haha better update my dwindling audience of a few dozen fap heroes.”

...That was a bit mean. Meant it in jest. Love you all.

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Hello everyone, as you may have noticed recently things have been kind of dead here. Well, I'm not about to go too deep into personal detail but real life had really been giving me a whole load of issues over the past month and I've unfortunately had to set aside writing to deal with other things.

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Another week another Wednesday, another chapter of MLaaII for you all. Not time to really check out where this story is going, we're sure not in Ponville anymore!

Please, check it out here if you're interested!

Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy!

Hello everyone, back here again with another story chapter. This time, 13 of My Life As An Interdimesinal Insect!

You can find the new chapter here!

Thanks for reading everyone and I hope you enjoy!

Is anyone really going to be surprised that Super Trampoline is responsible for something like this, though?

In any case, I wrote a fair amount of this and giggled like a loon all the while. Try to guess which bits Stramp, Dobe and I wrote! I'm sure my unique style will shine on through

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There will be a more coherent, organised, and interesting blog tomorrow, detailing actual stuff about this story, it's creative process, and my future plans.

But for now, it's 4:50 AM, I finished this with like an hour to go, and I'm on some kind of caffeine/adrenaline high right now.

So I will just say this: I have finally published a new story. Please go read it, and tell me how much you love it or hate it. Either is good, as long as you actually read it.

...Time for bed.

the most recent one I saw was the Cutie Mark Crusaders getting their cutie marks.

I am well aware I missed the episode with Pinkie Pie, Shining Armor and Cadence, and today was the episode in which we finally meet Pinkie's family. Which I haven't seen either.

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At last we can unveil our first riffing project under our new banner... and it's Chatoyance. It's a marvel we haven't covered her before, but she's so divisive and volatile a topic that we couldn't resist. Our inaugural riff of F/F/T3K15, of "Ten Minutes: Aftermath," can be found right here. Clench your butts, people, because a lot of 'em are getting hurt.

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