Hey.

Apologies for my absence.

I've been focusing on my career a lot so I haven't had the drive to write as of late.

IN THE MEANTIME, I will share with you some interesting religious tidbits about Jews and snakes, as I am Jewish.

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At last, after 1(0,000) years, I’m free!
Righteousness and superior horseword output have triumphed, and Rider on the Storm lies complete at my digital feet!
And like the titular character, I had a fantastic time writing it.
Now I’d like to take a minute, so just sit right there,
And I’ll tell you a few little behind-the-scenes diddies about how this story was made.

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So I expected to, after writing my prior blog, I expected to do some writing. Instead, I finished the Bitchette/Washouts tape. I gotta say, I really like this one! Many images under the cut.

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If you've read up to chapter XII of A Game of Kings and Pretty Pony Princesses you'd know that Hauteclaire gave himself his name from the French epic The Song of Roland.

Well, I found a translation at an antique bookstore and just finished reading it. Here are some fun facts about the story:

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And with a couple o' days to spare too.

Stay classy.
-Fuzzy

I've just gotta say, this is really good news.

Tomorrow, we're going to see Dolly

And I'm just kinda like because ohhhhh my gosh, I'm going to see Dolly!

And my dad's coming home this evening!

So, sometimes I'll get like 10 new favorites on an old fic just seemingly out of nowhere, so I'll go poke around Groups and References to see if it got added or mentioned somewhere, just out of curiosity. It happened to Passing The Time today, and it seems the current traffic may have been from a new Celestia group picking it up. But then I noticed there were a handful of views from a Reddit source I hadn't noticed before in the References. I followed the link and found this:

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And now I'm in the Baltimore/Washington D.C. airport, with more than two hours to wait for my first flight. You know what that means: time for more BronyCon writeup! Unfortunately, this probably won't get posted until tomorrow because I was a moron and put my wi-fi hotspot in my checked baggage.

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So keep this in mind, folks. If you can draw your ponies or whatever to look like how they're supposed to look, you're on the fast track to being a thousand times better at animation than the idiots behind this show. Hell, my animations make this look like a load of bollocks, and that makes me feel so good about my work. :)

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IN WHICH INSOMNIA BREEDS IDEAS

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TTempest Shadow: Mooby Road

• MLP: FiM
• Equestria Girls
• Adventure
• Slice of Life

In the Human World, Tempest is safe from the Storm King’s minions, and from pony reprisals. But she isn’t safe from her greatest enemy: herself.

• Sex
• Violence
• Death
• Profanity
• Pinkie
• Rarity
• Tempest Shadow

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You can have a lot of milestones if you do one every tenth story. Anyway, new one. Hammered out in two weeks to meet the extended deadline for FoME's Villain Exchange program contest.

It's good. You should read it. That's all I have to say. I'm too tired for self promotion right now. :P

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Yet again I've posted a new chapter, yet again it has gotten to the feature box (very bottom this time), and yet again it was quickly kicked out... I counted this time. It stayed there for 5 minutes...

I honestly thing I'm only getting there via technicality. It's been around for so long, after all. It's very likely that it really isn't as good as any other decently written fic, or even close to being popular to warrent a spot.

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Or at least give my instant impressions on recent MLP episodes.

Partly inspired by a certain someone who thinks he has to call every episode shit or a personal attack to his beliefs.

So anyway, stranger than fanfiction, aka. the episode where we see people make fun of fandoms 101.

This one was freaking fantastic.

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Sorry for the rapid blog-stream. Just after I posted the blog ranting about my internet going out, it came back on again, and the page that timed out on my computer reloaded.

It's creepy, as if Comcast knows that you're complaining, and grant you access to the internet again just to lull you into believing that they're tolerable for a 1-year contract span.

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Dearest Readers / Followers,

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Progress
Words - 13,288 + 810 / 50,000
Days - 13 / 30
Average - 1,022 words a day (-85) [Required average - 1,667]
Pages - 25 + 2
Chapters - 3

Total Progress - 28.20% (+1.62%)

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But before I tell you about Monday, let me tell you about Friday. Which, you might remember, was the 13th. And the moon was full-ish.

Y’all know what to do.

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A trip to Manehattan results in a chance meeting that involves cute banter, a little light romance, and ponies with funny accents. Check out the latest addition to the "Scenes From A Hat" anthology! Pips and Seeds is now available!

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And so we bid adieu to the hiatus and hello to what may be an even more metareferential episode than “Slice of Life,” though with far less Derpy. Let’s dive in.

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