Source

Source

Read More

Source

Source

Read More

I HAVE BEGUN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

BEHOLD MY ELECTION CABINET MEMBERS!

VICE PRESIDENT FUU-MAN CHU!

SECRETARY OF STATE JOFFREY

Read More

Hello team, it's ya boi CategoricalGrant up in here!

I've got three new stories coming your way; my guess is that they'll be released one per week over the rest of the month as a last 'hurrah' to a summer of surprising writing productivity before the inevitable fall slowdown.

They are:

Read More

Hey everyone, Thule117 here. How's everybody doing tonight good? Good. Say, I just got finished watching My Little Pony The Movie, and all I can think of to say is: WHO IN THE 9 SHADES OF FUCK WROTE THIS GARBAGE!!? Seriously, it was like watching a visual checklist of tired disney movie tropes done by inept hacks!

Read More

Now look here. I am going to tell you all about my very favorite comedy podcast, whether you like it or not. It's called Wooden Overcoats, and it's about undertakers. The storyline is fairly simple.

Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't anymore.

Read More

Parodypasta: Ghost Monopoly

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: Just a quick parody I made of the game creepypastas on the internet which always made me laugh anyway. I hope you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224295/1/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly

Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly-496267039

Read More

Parodypasta: The Scariest Story of All time

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: I've been listening to a lot of creepypastas lately and thought I would write a parody since there aren't a lot of those out there. I hope you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224275/1/Parodypasta-The-Scariest-Story-of-All-Time

Read More

The Critic "Hi! I just read your story and made a collated list of grammar and spelling errors. I also made some notes about the plot and characterization."

The Complimenter : "Oh my goodness! I loved this story so much! Keep up the great work can't wait for the next chapter!"

Read More

...hopefully.

I hope to get a lot of work done on Equine Fall.

Wait. What?

Yep. So, I told you a detailed blog post on exactly what was happening with that story would be coming soon, and although it's been about a month, I can happily say that the newest chapter is close to completion.

Read More

In all seriousness, who did it better?

And now for something completely different

Drawn by glacierclear

Source

While working on a story, an idea came to me. It's too silly for the story I'm working on, and I can't really pad it out to properly publish on its own, so I'm just going to put it here.

Read More

(I should be much more sorry about this than I am.)

UPDATE: Song moved to the next blog posting!

The Spike story I promised everyone is done. And I tried. I kinda tried. A little. He has real feelings as a character. He's a sympathetic role. He has wants, needs, a driving force, and an emotional arch where he learns a lesson in the end which will change his life.

Read More

Source

Read More

I created this fictional textbook extract after getting a writing challenge from Pureheart 352, and I rather like the result. While it doesn't really count as a story, I figured it would make a good first blog post.

Read More

Parodypasta: The Most Horrible Curse in the Universe ZOMG TM

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: A parody of the do-it-yourself-curse creepypastas out there. I hope that you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224550/1/Parodypasta-The-Most-Horrible-Curse-in-the-Universe-ZOMG-TM

Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-The-Most-Horrible-Curse-ZOMG-TM-496627047

Read More

Parodypasta: Spyro The Dragon Haunted Sheep

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: A parody of the haunted platform game creepypastas that are floating around the internet. I hope that you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224316/1/Parodypasta-Spyro-The-Dragon-Haunted-Sheep

Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Spyro-The-Dragon-Haunted-Sheep-496292204

Read More