No review blog next week, folks. I’m on break.

Finally getting around to watching Season 7, and I noticed something that mildly annoys me. Has anyone else noticed that the CMC appear to be getting a little bigger? I first noticed this with Sweetie Belle, who is now tall enough to almost match Rarity in height. I thought she was smaller than that in Season 1.

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When you come up with an amazing new OC with an adorable color scheme specifically tailored to your interests.

When you come up with an interesting backstory for that OC that ensures optimal character development.

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Yep, after many months and requests for an Equestria Girls crossover, the new story in The Iron Horse universe is here... and no, this is not a joke this time. After all, the best kind of joke, according to Turing Test, is an anti-joke.

-it's my birthday!

[unenthusiastic celebratory noises]

You know, I had a couple silly directions I was considering taking this post, but... I guess I just wanted to say thanks to all of you. All you madlads sticking with me as I write more and more sexually charged awkward horse romance and cathartic explorations of trauma and spirituality means a lot to me.

So, cheers, to all of us.

Yikes, okay, hello again.

I'm just checking in to let you all know that I'm not doing nothing, and I'm, in fact, writing stuff. I just wish I wasn't so lethargic at times.

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My ego, having swollen to the size of an overripe pumpkin over the course of the last half-year, drove me to Google Jelly God recently, and I came across a review of it from several years ago on a blog that is apparently managed by someone named Chris, which I think is actually a pseudonym for a colony of crab people.

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At first I thought I was hungover but it's been three days.

…The third part of that title doesn't really line up with the first two, but oh well.

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A new mystery is coming to Silver Phoenix Productions, and Coco's out to solve it as best she can with an unlikely partner...Suri?! Check out the new part for more!

Veil of Virtue

After some delays, it should finally be coming out tomorrow! It won't be quite on her "birthday," but hey, close enough, right?

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I almost don't want to talk about it since I'll end up NOT doing it since I'm talking about it and I'm notoriously known for not doing things I talk about doing. But, I'll still talk about it.

I've actually started production on the story, however, something hit me.

It's written almost like a normal fictional story with fictional characters. Normal names, an actual location/setting (Implied to be LA), and a more mature setting. So then I thought:

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tl;dr up front: No, it isn't getting a sequel unless I get an idea I feel is good enough to follow it up.

So I've seen some comments asking me to make a sequel for The Immortal's Burden, and they have a couple upvotes, so it seems like at least a few people want this. I'm sorry to bear bad news, but that's probably not going to happen for a couple reasons.

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And then I started writing it down, and realized that I had no idea how to resolve the conflict in a way that won't feel forced.
Welp.

A year ago, I quit my last job. My last job ever.

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I HAVE CREATED THE ULTIMATE GAINK PICTURE FOR YOUR OWN PLEASURES. ITS SO INTENSE AND MAJESTIC, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY SEE IT.

...But where's the picture?

You thought it was that easy? Nah, I'm going to make you lads looks for it.

https://i.imgur.com/???????.jpg

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Original Song: Campfire Song by The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical

Key:
Hero
Griff
Ocellus
Melody
Smolder
Sandbar
Thorax
All

“Come on! Grab some food, and let the cider flow!”

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Isn't nature beautiful? I mean just look at all the magnificent followers, the trees and the happy birds outside. But I think I just fond something thing that's far more gorgeous!

Super pretty art below the break. Almost NSFW!

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