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Jun
24th
2016

The Document of PGS: Trivia · 11:56pm Jun 24th, 2016

[4:44:01 PM] Poshy Woshy: oh god.
[4:44:06 PM] Poshy Woshy: do you want to hear some embarrassing trivia?
[4:44:11 PM] Poshy Woshy: that reminds me of some embarrassing trivia.
[4:44:11 PM] Daniel Jay: Always.
[4:44:21 PM] Poshy Woshy: I wrote about this in a blog once.
[4:44:49 PM] Poshy Woshy: the genesis of the story was, of all things, a Cupcakes spin-off where Snake shows up right the fuck out of nowhere and kills Pinkie Pie before she can finish Rainbow Dash.

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Dec
27th
2014

DANNYJ REVIEWS: THE EQUESTRIA GIRLS HOLIDAY SPECIAL · 6:25am Dec 27th, 2014

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone! I hope you're all having a good time. Now, I don't remember if it's normal for me to do blogs like these on holidays, due to years of alcohol and head trauma turning my brain into a swirly paste-like substance, but if it is, then this isn't like a normal one of those! No, this year, I'm gracing you with content!

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Aug
21st
2016

Find yourself an editor who knows how to play on your insecurities · 5:51pm Aug 21st, 2016

[10:34:16 AM] Daniel Jay: ...Oh...
[10:34:19 AM] Daniel Jay: ...OH...
[10:34:30 AM] Daniel Jay: ...Ohhhhhh nooooo...
[10:34:34 AM] Poshy Woshy: wha?
[10:34:44 AM] Daniel Jay: ...I'm going to have a lot to bitch about this chapter...
[10:34:46 AM] Daniel Jay: Man...
[10:34:51 AM] Poshy Woshy: How's that?
[10:34:59 AM] Daniel Jay: Be prepared for... like... MASSIVE rewrites...
[10:35:07 AM] Daniel Jay: Like, an ungodly number of rewrites.
[10:35:10 AM] Daniel Jay: This is...

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Jul
1st
2018

Dragonfall, chapter 9 · 7:52pm Jul 1st, 2018

"Dragonfall is a city on its last legs, its populace so perpetually depressed that they're basically all just waiting to die. Until four days ago, they didn't even have a city guard. You are a gang of thieves and murderers. This is an environment you should be thriving in, yet you're camped out in the forest like a bunch of losers, subsisting on turnips and pig fetuses."

Dragonfall

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Nov
3rd
2018

Dragonfall, chapter 12 · 11:55pm Nov 3rd, 2018

Peacemaker chews his lip and nods his assent, shrugging. "I suppose an alcoholic is preferable to an out-and-out bigot... No offence, Hoofler."

Hoofler blinks at him. "Vhy vould I be offended? I do hate minorities."

Dragonfall
Chapter 12: Killjoy Company

May
7th
2020

The Winter, chapter 5 · 11:57pm May 7th

When I first came to this cabin, it had quite a substantial library, left by one of the previous occupants. Books, scrolls, journals, notes... all detailing everything their owner knew about the occult. My wife studied them first; she was more a scholar than I ever was. After she died, I took up the craft myself, to ward off the nightmares imparted by the spirits. I haven't had a vision from them in years. But... that's also how I know that the things in the forest are something

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May
10th
2020

Dragonfall, chapter 14 · 7:32pm May 10th

I never asked for any of this. I never wanted to negotiate with the orphans. I never wanted to be saddled with Cash's useless crotch-spawn. I never wanted to be in Dragonfall. Hell, go back far enough, I never even wanted to be a mercenary. I just wanted to get away from my parents and bang the recruiter. How did it all come to this? Why am I here? What's the point of anything? Does life truly have any meaning? Is there really a grand design, a destiny for us all that our cutie marks

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Mar
26th
2017

Discord's Will · 4:14pm Mar 26th, 2017

Hey, y'all. Thought I'd drop in right quick to share a particularly good reading of a particularly amusing story: DannyJ's Rest in Chaos. Oh, and leave the narrator comments if you do listen. He likes comments. :raritywink:

Sep
14th
2019

Story recommendation: Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord · 2:45pm Sep 14th, 2019

I don't usually do story recommendation blogs. I mean, I'm sure I have once or twice, but I don't make a habit of it (mostly because I can barely get my followers to read my own stories, let alone someone else's). But KitsuneRisu is a friend, and Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord, currently gracing the feature box, is one of my favourites of his.

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Jul
4th
2020

New story: Ragnarok · 3:09am July 4th

Mar
27th
2019

Dragonfall, chapter 13 · 9:40pm Mar 27th, 2019

At first, they're just creepily silent; then they begin creepily humming in unison. I feel that sense of unease again, and it only becomes all the worse as their humming transitions into a surprisingly upbeat and jaunty tune. The foals bounce in place as they follow along with us. Worry transitions into sheer dread, and I finally let out a pained groan when the air suddenly fills with the sound of musical instruments from an unknown source, matching their tune. It's exactly as I

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Mar
25th
2020

Something Cosmic, chapter 3 · 11:54pm March 25th

Twilight Sparkle reached the top of the staircase and burst through the wooden door, emerging into the freezing night air. It had gotten darker since her arrival at the castle, and the blizzard was worse than ever, but still she galloped out onto the ramparts. The skeletal gargoyle followed close behind, his wine-stained robes billowing in the winds.

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Dec
15th
2016

The Dead Are Not Silent · 6:43am Dec 15th, 2016

[10:26:12 PM] Poshy Woshy: I have this dream.
[10:26:15 PM] Poshy Woshy: It's the same one every night.
[10:26:41 PM] Poshy Woshy: I ascend into heaven at the end of my life, draped in a white sheet. My skin is shining and iridescent as the sun's rays wash over me.

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Jul
15th
2018

Dragonfall, chapter 10 · 11:20pm Jul 15th, 2018

"Wow, how convenient! So she's totally my foal, but just so happens to have had any physical identifiers that would confirm her as such removed! So, entertaining this stupid line of thought, why would you have done such a thing?"

Dragonfall
Chapter 10: Papa Agony


Next chapter will be a short one, but shorter means more expedient updates sometimes. Expect it sometime tomorrow.

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Jul
26th
2018

Dragonfall, chapter 11 · 9:43am Jul 26th, 2018

"I knew a filly in my youth, who stayed at the local hospital in my hometown for all the time that I lived there. She was a blind-deaf burn victim with fragile bones that constantly broke, and an inability to digest solid foods. Healing magic gave her seizures, and she was somehow allergic to literally all medicine, but painkillers most especially. All she did, all day every day, was repeatedly chant 'please kill me,' and all night every night, she would have the same persistent

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Mar
4th
2018

DANNYJ REVIEWS: MLP SEASON 7 PART 2 · 12:04pm Mar 4th, 2018

Holy shit, so I've got to split this in two, because the full review is too long for a single blog post. I didn't even know blog posts had a character limit, but there we go.

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Jul
21st
2018

So does anyone still care about all those alternate timelines from The Cutie Re-Mark? · 1:41am Jul 21st, 2018

Well, if you do, boy do I have a... something... for you.

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Jan
10th
2020

Site Post » DannyJ's "Just Dodge!" [Royal Canterlot Library] · 2:28pm January 10th

The quality of today's story is hard to escape.


Just Dodge!
[Dark] [Comedy] • 9,961 words

Lyra thinks Discord is an idiot for not thinking to dodge when the Elements of Harmony were about to strike him. Discord thinks this is the perfect opportunity for a game.

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Nov
30th
2016

Review #6 - No Place Like Nowhere, Rest in Chaos · 6:01pm Nov 30th, 2016

This time I have:

No Place Like Nowhere by CoffeeBean
Rest in Chaos by DannyJ

No Place Like Nowhere by CoffeeBean
(Adventure, Dark, Mystery)
Princess Cadence and Flurry Heart wake up… Somewhere
Takes place 16 years in the future.

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May
10th
2015

DANNYJ REVIEWS: FIENDSHIP IS MAGIC · 11:55pm May 10th, 2015

So anyone who knows me at least reasonably well will know that I'm an avid reader of the MLP comics by IDW. I've followed them basically since they started, and in that time I've seen all their dizzying heights and their darkest depths. By which I mean that the overall comics massively vary in quality.

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