GO TELL HER HAPPY BIRTHGAY GDI

It's true.

Introduction

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You know what that means, eh?
It's time for fucking god damn mother shitting crab walking SKELETONS

ahh yes you probably expected that one eh? well how about this underrated beauty

people should use that one more.

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So just recently today, while I was re-reading Regret, I came across this little gem of a comment by HeroOfTime:

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I know no one probably gives a crap, but yeah, happy V-Day. Though, there really isn't much going on to speak of to make this blog worth a post, 'cept for the fact that I'm getting back into writing, and I'm going to try to get a chapter or two of "Elements" out this month. Here's hoping.

It's here! Those of you suffering after the last cliffhanger can breathe again!

Fillies and gentlecolts, I give you...

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link

story

Go check out @AxelGear11 he a cool dude and the one who is doing all the voice of Arackniss

https://www.youtube.com/c/AxelGear/videos

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You: ...you really don't want to know.

You: And we both know just how stubborn she can be.

~Few Months Later~

Mom: I'm really worried about your sister, she's been waking up with nausea for about a week now.
You: ...

*Awkward Silence*

~Some Time Later~

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You know that feeling when you go to wipe your ass after a steamy shit and you feel the heat radiating from your ass? My little brother doesn't think poop has steam but it definitely does! People call making out steamy but all it does is induce boners.

A year ago, I quit my last job. My last job ever.

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My wisdom teeth have finally decided to make themselves known y’all.

I don’t think there are going to be any doctors that will let me keep these fuckers in my jaw, not with the hell they’re wrecking.

They fucked around and now they’re finding out.

Unfortunately, there’s no room left in my jaw for them to grow out.

Hello, there everyone; it's me, Fireflower with even another new announcement, this time at night for those who didn't read the title: for those who had been staying with me, I'd recently not only finished Alumni After All, there have also been seven new stories I've managed to publish earlier today, or rather late last night. Now that I've been able to pace myself and get focused in onto making some new stories within this year, this post should serve as an update to tell you what I'm behind

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A while ago, Fimfic user Oroboro—the one person whose description I had to edit in the Bronycon blogs, since my editors told me that I came off as Too Horny—hosted the third Sunset Shimmer contest in this very website. It was quite an event, and I wasn’t part of the judging panel, because Oroboro told me I came off as Too Horny (and then winked at me). I’m telling you about this because—listen.

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EWielder of the Orb: Third Time's the Charm

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

A story that just about dumps one of the characters in its cover art and turns from a comedy into a fantasy adventure. Nothing much.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 7.1k words  ·  15  4 · 429 views

this heckin' thing ^^

has not received any updates in almost two years now.

and fractures is on the way to bulldozing wielder of the orb and eating part of its plot up as a pseudo-fourth attempt at the dang thing as part of my plans to make a weird tonkusverse-sort of inter-story referencing inside joke thing :V

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Good news everyone.

I've finally, after much bashing my head against the keyboard, managed to finsh the first draft of Hot Dam - Chapter 3, alongside Beetle & Blood - Chapter 5.

Going to send the GDocs link to the pre-readers/editors after I wake up tomorrow.

In the meantime enjoy some funky bass.