That means that somewhere along the line, there was a car Jesus who got his tires nailed to a cross so he could die for the sins of car-kind.

...further proof that Cars is one of the most brain-breaking things Disney's ever put out.

A bit late to say Happy New Year, but here we are! With the new year, I'm also going to be ending my writing break really soon. I got a bunch of errands to take care of this week, but I plan to resume writing this weekend. I have to say that taking a break from writing did do me a world of good in refreshing myself.

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It's fucking HELLBOY!! HOLY SHIT!!

And no, it's not a sexually transmitted disease. You don't have to worry if I sexed you in the past or if I do so in the future.

I'd say I'm about 1-2 on the apple test. I can only see a basic shape with a stem in my mind. I can rotate it, somewhat (by moving the stem around). Don't even ask me to recall faces or the colors of a rainbow; I can't do something like that.

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1. Pinkie Pie's bathroom
Why would it be there? If the girl is crazy enough to handle chaos magic, then why would a normal item like a Dildo be in her house? Goodness knows she uses an alien appendage.

2. Donut Joe's coffee shop
No way Twilight would do something that ridiculous to someone she respects. Donut Joe is a respectful stallion and thus he doesn't attract raunchy mares. Unless they are business mare's like Harshwhinney.

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Stupid teeth. Even after taking care of them like I'm suppose to, I still need dental work. And it's so expensive!

Why, I have half a mind!

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So today's episode, as I'm sure stories will be pointing out within hours, involved mind control. Unlike previous hints of this, though, some ponies displayed the appropriate outrage. Well, Rainbow Dash did... Pinkie Pie was angry at the wrong thing, typically.

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In the private editor chat for F/F/T3K15, esteemed editor Crazy56U shared a story he found on DeviantART called Luna's Epiphany with the possibility of riffing it. It was turned down, mostly because it's a mind control fetish story, and that can look really weird to a lot of people. So he ended up coming to me to riff it; I suspect mostly because of my DA experience as detailed in the module below, and... well, I'm sure if you looked up my DA favorites, you can take a guess.

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Biology isn't really my strong spot. I'm more of a Quantum Physics kind of guy. But there is something about biology, about our bodies, that has always intrigued me.

Our limits.

Did you know that the body is actually capable of incredible feats of strength and speed, even without athletic training? I'm talking superhuman stuff. Strength that could lift cars. Speed that could match a rabbit. It's possible.

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As I am autistic, I take medications daily.

And as part of a test, my mom changed my doses.

And now I'm a half-depressed wreck. I can barely write, and I'm struggling to keep up in school.

I could use some support, guys.

Also, I need to trim my stories again. Just too many to keep up with.

Thanks for hearing me out.

Sooooooo... I got Super Smash Bros Ultimate... and I am addicted to it now I think. It’s SO GOOD! So much so that I had a really REALLY good idea for a story revolving around the ‘World of Light’ campaign mode.

The problem...I can’t write it yet. For a few reasons.

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Hello, everyone! 

In an effort to be less of an antisocial lurker on this site, and to reassure folks that I’m not dead, I decided to try and set up a little weekly blog about recent happenings and the progress of my stories. I thought that Hive Mind Blogs sounded like a cool title for these.

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Greetings and salutations, my name is Wrex and this is my review. Here's another EQNG Spin-off, the sequel 'Equestria Ninja Girls: Mind over Mutant'. Crash goes on another adventure with his best friends, this time it requires them to use their brains instead their muscles. There's also some returning faces from previous games. This story shows that it's never to late to do what's right, teamwork is as strong as a army, and adaptation to the situation is a smart idea. Aside from some

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