JK Rowling · 2:02am Aug 1st, 2021
I'm no fan of Harry Potter, since I know nothing of the works, be they the books or the movies, but I'll stand with J.K. Rowling.
I'm no fan of Harry Potter, since I know nothing of the works, be they the books or the movies, but I'll stand with J.K. Rowling.
So, I'm thinking of rewriting The Wayfarers summery for the coming year. I've been tinkering with it for a while, but I'm thinking of trying something else completely. Maybe something a little more in the vague side? I want the reader to have an idea of what they're getting into, but I also don't want to be so wordy. I don't know. I'm open to suggestions.
For now, though, bed. Swamped from work.
In which Starlight and Pharynx square up to decide the fate of a certain chompy box monster...
Warning: Incoming cringe and/or spaghetti.
Brace yourselves...
10. I find the sentance mixing in YTPs to be disproportionately hilarious, and I've seen some dozens of times despite them not really having "jokes" to begin with.
Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.
No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.
So, tomorrow, after seven years and some change, I am finally moving out of my parent's home and out of my adoptive home state of Louisiana.
GUESS HOW OLD THE TEL ONESHOT IS TODAY
I wasn't originally going to write a blogpost because it's been a bad week, but then LILFUNKMAN spent an entire night doing that GIF so now I had to.
Featured Song: Till Our Planet Dies
by Triple-Q
Seriously US America's birthday was past three days ago, Washington. I'm surprised people in my state still have some leftover, particularly in my area. So this about this particular blog post, it might be a thing. Life Updates: where I just tell you guys what's going on with my life. Kinda simple enough.
So. Fifteen tips for y'all, straight outta the mouth of the biggest idiot this side of Europe:
It’s gonna be a little while for my epic tale of adventure Up North (and in Gary, IN), so while we wait, let me regale you with the tale of the newest vehicle in my fleet.
Speaking of holiday presents!
The big Bronycon panel where the show VAs read my script? They told me it couldn't be recorded for legal reasons. That doesn't mean there weren't cameras rolling, though! And technically, we can't write fanfiction of the show for legal reasons, either…
There's something I think I need to say...
So I hear a lot about how some people prefer films that are 'so bad it's good' over average or mediocre films.
So, for instance, people prefer Batman and Robin by Joel Schumacher to Batman VS Superman by Zack Snyder.
I mean, I see how this works. A film can certainly be entertainingly bad and gain more attention that way.
But then I hear how people wish films were made in the manner of 'So Bad It's Good'.
I'm sorry but...that doesn't work.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 4 dead nutshack memes...
I’m not a huge fan of sweet or sappy stories.
Somehow, today, I stumbled into five of them.
I really need to watch my step, or else I’ll end up looking like the crusaders after one of their misadventures.
Still, even so, I found something to like.
Today’s stories:
Let a Smile be Your Umbrella by Pascoite
Change is Good by ocalhoun
Gone So Long by Skywriter
Today, I Marry My Best Friend by Jade Ring
I'll get right to the point: I found out this morning that my grandfather passed away. He was 89 and on the wane, so it was sudden, but not totally unexpected. I'm holding up all right, but I'm making an emergency flight home to be with the family.
Between that, some work stuff I have to take care of, and all the other stuff involved with this sort of thing, there's no way I'll be able to finish this next Iron Horse chapter. It has been worked on, but it's not there yet.