Warning this blog contains many things that you the viewer may find offensive, overly sexual, disturbing, cruel, highly unusual, and just WRONG...... You have been warned. Also this thing is long as fuck !!

[7/5/2015 7:48:38 PM] *** Lucy added Written Sound ***

[7/5/2015 7:48:50 PM] Loki NU Empire: Hello

[7/5/2015 7:48:56 PM] Written Sound: Ello

[7/5/2015 7:48:58 PM] Super57s: Hi Dante

[7/5/2015 7:49:07 PM] Written Sound: Hey, its Written

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Fine. You douchebags win.

I won't piss people off by writing clopfics that aren't actually clopfics...

But in my opinion it would have been hilarious to see the comments if you ask me.

You tits always make me feel bad.

Party poopers. No cake for you.

Anyway, here's a random video because I've got nothing else and I'm busy tearing my hair out trying to do this Christmas animation.

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You find yourself in Equestria! After making friends with all the ponies, you realize how spooked you are to be away from earth...and how nice it'd be to get a hug!

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-it's my birthday!

[unenthusiastic celebratory noises]

You know, I had a couple silly directions I was considering taking this post, but... I guess I just wanted to say thanks to all of you. All you madlads sticking with me as I write more and more sexually charged awkward horse romance and cathartic explorations of trauma and spirituality means a lot to me.

So, cheers, to all of us.

I think I might have a problem.

Imagine if I spent all that time WRITING.

Also have a random pic of Fluttershy for no reason.

Curse these horses with the voices of women that lead my mind to sinful thoughts. (sauce)

...

Alright, with that season’s greetings out of the way, time to confess a few things.

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BAHH!
Badubah,
Badu-Ba-ba-Ba-BA-Ba-ba
Ba-ba-Ba-BA-Ba-ba
BUH BUH BUH BUHHHH
Santa Hooves isn't real.
And that's all I have to say on the matter.

For anyone who isn't Ponky, what do you think o'this?

A Christmas present worthy of kings, wouldn't you say?

It's been a long time.

Only the first 20 seconds are relevant, but I do reccomend watching the full video if you somehow haven't seen it before

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So I've got a new one out now. It's just something meant for fun. I'll be prodding it with short stories told from the perspectives of AJ and Gem as I think of 'em. Nothing will be too grand, although some might get a little hectic. I plan on letting go of my inhibitions with this collection.

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A certain chitin-faced slime-drooler refuses to post a certain story that's filled with magic and wonder and light unless all of your glorious and lovely peeps retweet a certain Twittery tweet 124 times.

So what will it be, people? Will we let such an inconsiderate tyrant of a bug dictate what he will or will not post?

(Hint: NO WE WON'T!)

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Guess it's time to go over the games I want to acquire. Shouldn't be much though. I'm a fag that constantly plays Payday 2 or crappy Mobas like Heroes of the Storm. Anyway, let's see...

Well Dark Souls 3 comes out soon (avoiding any spoilers for that like the plague and you should too, the best way to play a game like that is blind), so I better buy that in the near future...

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