Old Sonic was hopping around, Video games like a big playground.
When suddenly Light jumped from the shade, and hit him with a big grenade.
Sonic got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to get blocked by hacks. Who proceeded to open a can of hack fu. When Amy came out from the blue. And she started beating up all of the hacks. But they all got flattened by the Light mobile.

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One more.... The Ultimate Finale is coming... Are you prepared?

Mine would have to be:

• Mario
• Link
• Samus
• Pit
• Ness
• Pikachu
• Marth
• Inkling (Purple one)

Not sure why I chose them. I just wanna write a Smash story focusing on these guys. I’d call them “the Ultimate 8”.

But I ain't never smashed a bro that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like Luigi, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're tauntin' and where you're blockin'
Or you and your homies might be smashed in bulk, fool

Some of the Classic Mode sequences in Smash Ultimate are massive fuck-yous. Seriously. Others can be a bit...disappointing.

Whoever's running the weekend Events thinks they're funny. This weekend, one of the spirits is the Cucco from the Zelda series. The battle opponent? Three mini-Falcos.

I tried battling online for the first time today. Holy crap I suck against real humans. Ah well, having fun.

Sometime next week I'll post videos of me sucking at Smash.

“Correct.”

“...Why is R.O.B in here?”

Today, the third member of my core Smash team fell into place, and Moth's Angels are set to make their mark...in the epic annals of online fail.

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I've now cleared Classic Mode with almost half the character roster.

Anyone who can main Snake has mad respect. I can NOT figure out how to play Snake for the life of me.

I've spent most of today bouncing back and forth between the Spirit Board and WoL (still have a LOOOOOOOONG way to go there.)

I'm also trying to master Wii Fit Trainer as my sub-main. Not sure why.

So today's highlights:
- I am absolutely maining Zero Suit Samus now. It's official.
- After spending some time in the Spirit Board, I checked out Tourney Mode and Classic Mode (1 game each).

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- My Classic Mode clear scores tell an...interesting story about how competent I am with characters I don't use/haven't used/can't use properly. For most characters, I'm clearing Classic Mode with a score between 250k-350k. For Zero Suit Samus (my main)? 840k.
- Nintendo kind of hates Luigi, don't they? I mean, they go out of their way to make him a whiny bitch.

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I finally got around to uploading some actual videos of me playing Smash. They're not fancy or anything, just straight rips off my Switch's microSD card. Behold as I suck in all my noobish glory!

(I'm player one in all of the following videos, obviously.)

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But sometimes things get a little...weird.

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Legend battles on the Spirit Board
Especially when I finally manage to tip the odds in my favor and am within 2 good hits of winning, and then get KOed with one solid hit. After trying for like 40 minutes.

The whole shield minigame thing after ANY Spirit Battle
ESPECIALLY when I'm out of SP and have just beaten a Legend or Ace by the skin of my teeth. GAAAAH. That just makes you want to throw EVERYTHING in the toilet, man.

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Not much Smash to report today. I've started working my way through Classic Mode with the fighters I've unlocked. So far I've cleared it with Mario, Link, DK, Samus, and Zero Suit Samus.

Master Hand needs to go find a dick to play with. Seriously.

My friend Kody The Ultimate Brony needs help! According to this blog that he made today, he may end up homeless. Please help him out in any way you can. For more information, please check out these three blogs from Leondude, DmitriTheWriter, and Twilight Glimmer below.

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So I've had Smash for a couple days now, and...

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This is a special time of year. A time where people gather around the fire with their loved ones, sharing in the warmth and closeness with their family and friends. The spirit of the holidays. Or, if you’re me, time to hunker down in your parents’ basement and play video games. It’s also a time where not many people are writing new stories here on Fimfiction, save random Hearth’s Warming fluff. Recently, though, I had an epiphany, thanks to all those things. A most glorious idea, for a

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