I promised you guys a new story this week, and I've done it. 13.5K words of it. It's been a long time coming, but I really feel like I needed to do this story.

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THIS IS AN IMPORTANT CONVENTION POST- ALL CONVENTION-SAVVY PONIES, PAY ATTENTION

As you all know, Whinny City Pony Con 2019 is THIS WEEKEND! This is my 'hometown' con so to speak (I grew up 20 mins from the venue) and I'm so jacked that it's finally here! So, that being said, I have lots to say about attending, so if you're going or even thinking about going, here it is:

1. If you're still on the fence about going, GO. You won't regret it; Charlie runs a great con!

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I wasn't gonna continue this one, but what if Lemon and Sugarcoat invited Fleur over?

Warning this blog contains many things that you the viewer may find offensive, overly sexual, disturbing, cruel, highly unusual, and just WRONG...... You have been warned. Also this thing is long as fuck !!

[7/5/2015 7:48:38 PM] *** Lucy added Written Sound ***

[7/5/2015 7:48:50 PM] Loki NU Empire: Hello

[7/5/2015 7:48:56 PM] Written Sound: Ello

[7/5/2015 7:48:58 PM] Super57s: Hi Dante

[7/5/2015 7:49:07 PM] Written Sound: Hey, its Written

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Fine. You douchebags win.

I won't piss people off by writing clopfics that aren't actually clopfics...

But in my opinion it would have been hilarious to see the comments if you ask me.

You tits always make me feel bad.

Party poopers. No cake for you.

Anyway, here's a random video because I've got nothing else and I'm busy tearing my hair out trying to do this Christmas animation.

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You find yourself in Equestria! After making friends with all the ponies, you realize how spooked you are to be away from earth...and how nice it'd be to get a hug!

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-it's my birthday!

[unenthusiastic celebratory noises]

You know, I had a couple silly directions I was considering taking this post, but... I guess I just wanted to say thanks to all of you. All you madlads sticking with me as I write more and more sexually charged awkward horse romance and cathartic explorations of trauma and spirituality means a lot to me.

So, cheers, to all of us.

I think I might have a problem.

Imagine if I spent all that time WRITING.

Also have a random pic of Fluttershy for no reason.

Curse these horses with the voices of women that lead my mind to sinful thoughts. (sauce)

...

Alright, with that season’s greetings out of the way, time to confess a few things.

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BAHH!
Badubah,
Badu-Ba-ba-Ba-BA-Ba-ba
Ba-ba-Ba-BA-Ba-ba
BUH BUH BUH BUHHHH
Santa Hooves isn't real.
And that's all I have to say on the matter.

For anyone who isn't Ponky, what do you think o'this?

A Christmas present worthy of kings, wouldn't you say?