Chapter three is up you degenerate wankers, thanks for waiting and sorry for the wait, but like I've told so many people - real life has gotten in the way for me and I haven't been all there honestly.

Emotional issues, depression, finding work and moving, it's taken its toll on me so updating was hard, especially when people were basically begging me to finish it. I am going to finish it, but at my own pace so I'm sorry if that means it takes a year or more.

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Hi, fellas. Been a small while again. My on-again, off-again relationship with horse fic has recently gone on again, and I'm happy to say that I'm doing my best to get back on the horse. I'm gonna be trying to put out a consistent flow of one-shot fics for you guys – little things underneath 10k, more palatable than whatever the hell I was trying to do before. I'm gonna be starting with a few entries into the

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Everypony,

For those of you who may have the interest, the sequel to Gleam or Shine, entitled Gleam or Shine II: Gleaming Wet, is now available! It takes place the afternoon of the same day as part one - Dusk Shine isn't quite done with his mission to make certain his B.S.B.F.F. doesn't leave him alone.

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Sooo... I've been listening to Lily Orchard's Glass of Water series.
For better or for worst, you've probably heard of this particular YouTuber...
It is my understanding that Lily isn't particularly liked in many social circles.

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Everypony,

I'm pleased to announce that the rough draft for the sequel to Gleam or Shine is now complete! Barring any complications, I should be able to get editing out of the way and have it posted by Tuesday afternoon. If you're interested and have been waiting on it, wait no longer!

Dusk's not done yet~

During the brief time that I've been back, there's a lot of things that I've seen that are extremely problematic: child porn (also known as "foalcon"), incest, and even rape... effin' rape!

I didn't want to believe this due to the nature of the material itself...

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My God! It's like the old case of kissing your sister when you think she's asleep! You kiss her, then she opens her eyes, you recoil back in surprise and she slaps you really hard in the face. It's that simple.

Bro kisses.
Sis slaps
.

Bro: I- I- uh...
Sis: IT'S ABOUT TIME IDIOT!!

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Adán: Real men don't molest little kids that they're babysitting. Real men forget all about the kids, that they're supposed to be babysitting...

*Crash*

Adán: Uh oh...

Adán: Well, just calmly explain to your sister about why her child is stuck where ever it is they've gotten themselves stuck this time around.

Bro: Oh God, she's going to be upset... again.

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You: ...you really don't want to know.

You: And we both know just how stubborn she can be.

~Few Months Later~

Mom: I'm really worried about your sister, she's been waking up with nausea for about a week now.
You: ...

*Awkward Silence*

~Some Time Later~

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Maybe when... uh... if...

If there's the possiblity that your sister might end up, uh, pregnant... her fault, really.

Well, maybe make sure that she's not in one of her pony phases.

Because... uh.

Human + Pony = Well...

Sis:

Bro: Don't look at me like that.

I love that humanized Izzy. So cute!

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Okay,
So I've got a new computer and can start writing again
And I have a lot that I want to write
So here's what you can expect

With the Incest is Wincest contest almost over, I'm going to focus on that
I'm going to go ahead and try writing both entries I mentioned beforehand
You can expect me to post the Celestia x Luna fic within the next few days
And the Dazzlings fic before the end of the month, hopefully.

Due to that,

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Guy: You plus me equals unplanned teenage pregnancy.
Girl: NO! You plus me equals mom and dad filing a RESTRAINING ORDER!!!

As A Couple: In the end, we were both right.

This Message Was Inspired By Shining Armor And Twilight Sparkle.

I think if you're wondering about someone's character, seeing how they react in a time of crisis, is a great way to really see who they are. - Lauren Chen


Sis: I'm pregnant.

Bro: WHAT?!

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As promised, after a long time writing, Twilight's Red Velvet has reached a Mature rating! Thank you everyone for helping us get this far and for the positive reception that we've received following Chapter 6's release. We hope you all enjoy and eagerly await upcoming chapters. Thank you, everyone; and we look forward to seeing you in December!

-R.Publishing

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Currently I have three projects on the front burner.

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I used to work at this pizza place while I was going through university. The bosses I originally had when I first started working there (I later found out) were married first cousins. As in the children of the aunt/ uncle on both sides getting married. I thought it was a little strange (I couldn't picture myself marrying any of my first cousins, or the children of my uncles or aunts) but they seemed happy so I didn't really question things.

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Terramar: Birb. Babe. Birbbabe, I said you're totally hot and suggested that anygriff who totally wouldn't is just gay.

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Izzy Moonbow: Best Pony

But it was her idea...

The look your sister gives you, when she wants you to follow her, somewhere... for reasons.

LeoMitsu

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I wonder if people are going to hate me... even more, once they find out that I'm probably Cozy Glow's father...

What's with all the talk of variously colored pills?
I say the only good pill is the pill, that keeps your secret relationship a secret. Birth Control!

Mom: WHY IS MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT?!
Son: A miracle? Like Jesus?
Dad: WHO'S THE FATHER?!
*Girl nervously glances at her brother*
Daughter: God?

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A new contribution to the Bad Dragon Clop Collaboration: Dear Celestia, I Love You (written by EclipseFairy)

Here's a Youtube Video for those of you who are too lazy to read it:

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