So, I think it's only natural to be a bit iffy on touching things sometimes. You get the feeling that adding a cherry to the sundae you built is a bad choice. Maybe its rotten, maybe someone has a crippling disgust of cherries. Maybe their immune system is total shit and for some reason that cherry is the metaphorical straw that breaks the camel's back and BAM, suddenly your ice cream parlor is in ruin because you forgot to make them sign a disclaimer when they walked into your damn store to

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Condensed items of interest, just add readers:

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Okay! Okay! I am just going to say this once. This chapter I am almost done with. Is. *Beep*ed! Up! I cannot for the life of me even realize how much *beep*ing *beep* I have written in this thing. It is just insane!

I was at 30k words two weeks ago. One. Week. Later. I am at 42k words. This. Bloody. Thursday. I am at 55k. Annnnd then! And Then! This. FRIDAY. FROM 5 PM to 1 AM I WROTE 15 THOUSAND WORDS!!! Making it by Saturday. A 70K WORD CHAPTER.

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Ok, so a lot of announcements for the new year and some of the plans I have for it all,

Get ready, some of it may shock and amaze you.

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Hey everybody, hope you're all doing good this Monday. I unfortunately have to go back to classes today, and now I get to sit in a 3 hour lecture in Biosimulation II. Sound fun?

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Wanted: Volunteer only. A YouTube reading of a highly acclaimed one-shot story called "Discord Teaches Philosophy." It is an alternative universe, comedy, slice of life story that currently has 443 upvotes to 9 downvotes. Fully edited and proofread by three people.

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You may or may not have heard of the breakup between me and my boyfriend. We're still friends.

I just wanna say I won't be back around for some time.  I have a few things I need to work out but I will be back.  That is part of the reason The One has been so into entertaining you guys and has been on here so much.  Anyway, see ya'll!

Because I can't come up with a title.

Anyway, hello again, dear followers. I'm here again to give you a little bit of information of what's to come soon. 2019 is gonna be a doozy of a year, but I promise I'll deliver some of that good stuff.

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On a rainy night when the world has turned into black and white, a card game was going on a particular street in Ponyville. Inside a cafe where all the lights except for one that shines down on a table. Discord looked up from his hand at the stallion across from him. This said stallion held up his cards like a shield, scanning through his glasses.

"So I've heard your latest little dare turned out well."

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Twilight Sparkle has been abandoned.

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https://www.patreon.com/posts/33408202

Every month, I hold an open poll to determine which story I'll write among a list of Patron-suggested prompts. This list is composed of suggestions from followers who have a $10 tier or higher, as well as an additional sequel entry from this month's Advisor-Tier Discussion Thread. The entries for this month's poll include:

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Hey hey hey, everyone. 

On the 11th of September, we launched this Change of Pace contest with the hope that it’d stand out from other contests and promote a new opportunity to try out a different kind of writing challenge, and I personally very much hope that everyone found it engaging, interesting, and a good opportunity to learn new things.

I did, however, also promise prizes, which means I’ve got to announce winners.

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Welp, folks, I feel like crap now. I just realized the books I was browsing through amazon for to get a feel for price range were physical books, and the $15.00 price I thought was cheap next to what I was seeing was, in fact, money-grubbing levels of expensive for an e-book. You have my most heartfelt apologies for that. I don't buy many books nowadays, so I was out of the loop. I've submitted something to amazon to change the price from $15.00 to $8.00, which falls more in line with

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Hi everyone. So I was going to save this blog for after I finished Rise of Griffonstone, but writer's block is being an inconvenience. So to not hold this off forever, I figured it is best to have the voting now. It'll last longer than usual so more people will have a chance to vote for the story they want, but also to give me more time to finish my new planned stories. I'm still trying to work on Dip and Dodge.

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You know, there's something that I want to say to all of you, what I feel needs to be said.

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It's apparent I like adverb-comedy, but my first writing love has always been something a bit different: the murder mystery. Hell, here's an absolutely true fact about me: I partly learned to read with this delightful book one of my older siblings had lying around. (This may start to explain other things about me, too, come to think of it...)

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Hey everyone, it's pretty late where I am right now, and as of writing this, it's 2:34am. But I'm crunching for time like Hell because I recently moved and got a new job, so yay me, and my co-author has also been dealing with their IRL schedule too. But I have exciting news! I have spent my limited time off to provide the stories you love. Expect at least one update and a new story. If I can complete the Equestria Chronicles Chapter tonight, that'd be great, but I might have to post it on

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Hello Everypony!

I wanted to let you know that I have published my first story and it is yet to be approved! After the story is approved, please read it and hope you enjoy it!

Thank you so much!