They say it's better to burn out than it is to rust, but after a year of adapting to a 50 hour/week desk job and barely writing anything because of it, I say "Why not both?"

Do I still have fans on this site? I hope so, because I've got a new story out! It combines three of my passions: teenage dirtbags, mixed martial arts, and prescription stimulant misuse.

It's called Brawlers, read it here!

This voice line says it all.

Also this.

And lastly this.

She's coming.

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Hello all! Just wanted to let you all know that the second chapter of 'Doggy Style' is finished!

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Hey everyone,

Prismatic is complete with its second and final chapter, one year after I published the first.

This was not an easy chapter to write, nor the one I originally envisioned in 2017. There's a lot to be said for good intentions.

For now, I am glad to have completed Prismatic. I am proud of how the chapter (and ending) turned out, even though it doesn't line up with what I had initially planned for this story.

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Thanks man, it was about time my reign of terror came to an end.

-Fuzz

PS: In writing related news, once Inktober is done digesting me and shits me back out into the real world, I plan to go for a NaNoWriMo high score. A goodly portion of which should end up here.

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I just watched a couple episodes of Bordertown tonight.

Kill me. F**king kill me, somebody. And then someone kill Seth McFarlene before he poisons television with another abysmal pile of lazy racist garbage.

Seth, you're a twat. Once upon a time, you were a funny person. But now? Now I see only a man who I could honestly well and truly strangle and have no shame and regret for.

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This post is really only relevant to the linked story I just published, so spoilers ahead. Kind of. I'd still suggest reading the story first.

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Here's a link to the basic premise

I have 17 incomplete stories in my portfolio. That's not counting the few that I gave up and marked as "on hiatus".

I can't promise I'll get better or faster at writing new stories, but, here is what I will promise.

I will update all 17 incomplete stories before 2016.

For a good number, that means actually finishing the stories and gaining closure. For others, it just means they continue to march on.

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Welp, that big cloppy romance I've been working on is finally done, and I know some of you have been curious as to who it was about. I can now announce that the story features:

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So I'm sitting here on election night with this now nearly depleted bottle of Jack Daniels, wondering what the fuck is wrong with my country (yeah, not hard to guess my political persuasion). Just thought I'd mention that I'll do my best not to put a fucking bullet through my head, if for no other reason than that I'd like to actually finish Heart of Loyalty one day, and I consider it quite rude when authors up and die in the middle of incomplete projects. Still, fuck you America. Just...fuck

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Hey, guys!

So after a bit of dithering and planning and organizing and more dithering, I've finally got a gofundme set up for the hard copy of Reading Rainbow's One Full Day poem within the story. Details and donations go here. I'll make sure to pm those of you that expressed interest in the previous blog(s).

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Time: 0001
Date: 11/23/16

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5829008/1/Imperfect-Metamorphosis

It's true.

New chapter is up, and perhaps it's time to check in on the aristocracy! Surely the nobility will have reasonable suggestions on how to deal with the ever-growing Shiner threat... right?

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If you've read up to chapter XII of A Game of Kings and Pretty Pony Princesses you'd know that Hauteclaire gave himself his name from the French epic The Song of Roland.

Well, I found a translation at an antique bookstore and just finished reading it. Here are some fun facts about the story:

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That fic, that is just so godawful terrible in everything it does, that it actually makes you laugh your head off at how bad it is?

I have found that fic.

Don't any of you dare criticize it. If the author cancels it I may have to strangle all of you, collectively.

I need this.

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I don't remember how or exactly when I began shipping Twigate. But let me tell you, it was quite a while back; while I have deleted the original story page, I still have a picture on my phone dated to May 13, 2012, of a fic titled "Finding The Truth In Time." Honestly, the premise wasn't that great, (and relied on a really stupid level of misunderstanding about Celestia's opinions on certain matters to kick off) but I've held on to the very minimal, extremely scattered notes from that fic.

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