New Story Is Live: In Which You Find Out That Pencil Is Secretly A Big Dumb Softie · 6:34pm May 1st, 2017
Welp, that big cloppy romance I've been working on is finally done, and I know some of you have been curious as to who it was about. I can now announce that the story features:
THIS hot piece of ass!
Now, I know what you're thinking: Oh hah-hah, Pencil, getting our hopes up for something serious and feelsy, only to write about weird dirty donkey sex. Yet another bait and switch.
At any other time, that would be a pretty fair guess. But not this time. This is honestly just purely romantic, emotional, schmaltz. No anon, no human, no gore or gross. I wrote this story as kind of a romantic retelling of when Matilda and Cranky first met at the gala, how they were caught up in passion, and why it is that this one night changed Cranky's life forever. The clop is vanilla, and probably the most rated-g clop you can imagine. I don't think I swear ONCE in this entire story. It's very unlike me I know, but to be honest? I wrote this because I really really wanted to do something sweet.
This couple needs more love. There's not much written about them and, I checked, there's not anything that depicts their first night together as a sort of impassioned one night stand. I know people really don't particularly crave reading about a pair of young donkeys going at it in a romantic light, and I'm pretty sure the target audience here is like five people. I don't expect this to be incredibly popular. 12K words of romance, only a little, artsy sex, and a very small touch of sads happen here. Heck, I even titled each chapter as a Frank Sinatra song, because I am THAT kind of rank sentimentalist, and videos of said song are included at the ends of the chapters. But I enjoyed writing this, and I'm glad I did write it this way. I like that couple. And, secretly, I'm a sucker and a romantic.
Gross, I know.
I'll get back to writing my usual stuff next. Expect hairball-coughing griffons, venom-sacked changelings, some Trixie finding out the magic of vibrators, and, of course, more LWTSIW. Thanks for reading, and thanks for sticking around.
-Pencil
I always suspected it
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Bah, nonsense, I am a giant scary shark lobster, no one can see past my giant claws and gnashing teeth. Please, ignore the soft unarmored underbelly!
For high-quality Donkle-related storythings, I highly recommend the mister Archonix and his many horsewords.
The story I linked isn't Cranky/Matilda stuff, but it's damn good stuff anyway.
Too late,
I can't stop thinking about the Anaconda song Hahahahaha!
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My anaconda don't want none unless you're an elderly broken-down donkey who almost missed his only chance for love, is balding, and pretends to hate the world.
Wait...I don't think those were the lyrics.
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You ass.