Es la verdad.

Alexander Hamilton:
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know how you changed the game?
The world will never be the same!

Aaron Burr, Sir:
You punched the bursar?
...Yes!

My Shot:
Rise up!
When you're living on your knees, you rise up!
Tell your brother that he's gotta rise up!
Tell your sister that she's gotta rise up!
The Story of Tonight:
Raise our glass to the four of us!
Tomorrow there'll be more of us!

The Schuyler Sisters:

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I love being normal, I mean transphobic.
Math is also transpho-
Oh wait, I forgot, math is racist.

The Latinx Movement is dripping with "American" stupidity.

Black people can't do simple math? - Must be that math is systematically racist.
White people can't understand simple Spanish grammar? - Must be that Spanish is transphobic.

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Das ist die Liebe auf den ersten Blick. Schon als Kinder, waren wir ineinander verliebt.

Love=[Romance/(Bro+Sis)*[Sex/(Incest+Heterosexuality)]=Purity

TerraStream=[Ship/(Terramar+Silverstream)*[Rule 34/(Hippocest+Straight)]=OTP

¡La pureza del amor vencerá!

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Ah, just click and read. I'm lazy today.

That night Gob turned Coalstone into an infant, he had decided to turn in early. Feeling quite tired after that day of doing nothing but pranking his stone cutting contestant. Gob snuggled into his levitating bed and almost fell right asleep until remembering a very important detail.

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I spent it with my friend and his grandparents and it was awesome. First we saw the new Madea movie and it was pretty funny. Then we drove all over creation and went to a fuckton of stores. Actually, we only went to two. Sam's club and Michael's. We had dinner at Cracker Barrel. Since my mom and his grandparents were going to have wine together and he needed to drive home late at night, we decided to go to Starbucks. His Starbucks app said he could get a free

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#AdánDruegoDidNothingWrong
#IDidNothingWrong

English Keyboard Layout
She said: "You're going to the zoo!"

Spanish Keyboard Layout
She saidÑ [You{re going to the zoo![

German Keyboard Layout
She saidÖ ÄZouäre going to the yoo!Ä

So, I just got off work, checked fimfic, and, low and behold, someone apparently went and translated my story, Making an Old Lady Cry (and other hazards of espionage), in Spanish.

And here it is!

So... that's really neat.

And, hey, if for some reason you were waiting for a Spanish translation... there you go.

Widow Peak translated I Have This Friend into Spanish.

Sadly, I cannot really read Spanish (French is more my speed), but it is always neat to see that someone thought so much of one of my works that they wanted to translate it into another language altogether in order to share it with folks.

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Her voice actor died during childbirth, the child didn't survive either.

Haha! It's very depressing. I don't know why it's personally sad to me, but it is. Feels like the character died herself.

Edit: Probably important to note we're talking about Spanish Sonata here.

When your imaginary friend starting telling you to murder everyone, you realize that the whole experience would make a pretty good song.

When the little voice in your head start speaking to you in Spanish only, you realize just how awful google translations actually are.

When your sister starting making it very clear just how willing she really is, you realize that the old say, "Where there's a will, there's a way," is always true.

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"Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. McMahon, I'll see to it your company is in GOOD hands... Right, sorry, half the company is in GOOD hands." Gob smiled with triumph as he thought about his recent deal and success. It would be a very wonderful surprise to the finalists of the OCA. Gob leaned back in his leather chair and sighed a satisfied breath of air. Suddenly, he heard a knock at the door.

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Kamala Harris - North America's least liked diversity hire.
People in the U.S. don't like Kamala and now we know certain Latin American countries don't like her either.

Joe Biden - Weirdo

Latinx - What a disgusting term forced by white liberal.

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Yes, it's true.

While I never watched either presidential debates, I have heard and seen clips where President Trump referring to coyotes at the border bringing people illegally into the US.

Some of you may know what I'm talking about.

Well, this is proof that President Trump is, at the very least, more informed and knowledgeable about the tropic than most on the left.

Coyote... that's what a person who brings people across the border illegally is called.

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Er, yes. I most certainly do. It's... very much clear at this point that I'm a bit stuck, I think. Not with writing, but with actually having time to sit down, catch up on what I have, and write the rest of stuff. I wish what I had was writer's block or a simple need to outline things because that would mean that I've had time to write and realize I'm stuck in that regard. But it hasn't been like that, and no matter how much I've wanted to write, and have been working toward getting the

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The great SPANIARD KIWI has gone ahead and translated some of my shorter works into Spanish. Anyone who prefers to read like that or knows anyone who would, be sure to spread these around!

Physiology of Equus Alicornyus: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/La-fisiologia-del-equus-alicornyus-937900145

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I'll tell you what's great:

Nachos and salsa. Old El Paso style.

Even better with some mature cheddar cheese and melted together in a microwave. Mmm. Everytime you go out somewhere and nachos are on the menu, go for it, dude!

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So, for the past while, I've been asking various questions to various people about countries from East and Southeast Asia. It all started when I thought to myself, "Hey, Japan is pretty cool!" And it just divulged and diverged from there. Now there are several countries in and around East Asia that I cultivate an interest in, including China, Japan, South Korea, Malaysia, and Vietnam. And by far—by far—the thing I love the most about them would be to learn their languages.

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There's a reason why I sounded like I didn't give a damn about audio quality.

It's because I didn't give a damn about audio quality.

Send me a real microphone if you don't like the sound of my audio, and maybe the UniqueSKD channel will slightly improve a little bit.