They literally almost had a laser Kiwi as their flag in 2015.

Learned that from a comment on a countryball video on YouTube.

Pretty much what it says on the tin! I got a DM today from the translation author asking if I'd let everyone here know about it. The link is to DA, as site rules prohibit posting the same story twice. Give it a look if you can speak the lingo.

Los alicornios de Oasis.

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I flew to New Zealand!

I spent two lovely days with my baby sister and her bf who is a sweetheart and we went souvenir hunting and climbed the Mount in Tauranga. I also got wool/possum yarn and it is lovely and soft.

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To amuse myself, I rewrote the conspiracy rant from Kiwi Farms' owner Joshua Moon (source: Kotaku) into a ponified feel-good newspaper article.
Enjoy!

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0/10 - AWFUL (unsalvageable, never should have been made, wouldn't recommend to anyone)
1/10 - HORRIBLE/BORING (tedious, hurts to watch, a bore, no reason to watch him/her, whatever positive things about him/her are tiny and not enough)
2/10 - VERY BAD (slightly less terrible, maybe there were one or two things you liked kept him/her from being a 1 but still very painful)

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The great SPANIARD KIWI has gone ahead and translated some of my shorter works into Spanish. Anyone who prefers to read like that or knows anyone who would, be sure to spread these around!

Physiology of Equus Alicornyus: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/La-fisiologia-del-equus-alicornyus-937900145

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