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Greetings everyone, Thule117 here, just wanted to make a few announcements regarding my story going forward. Particularly how I plan to handle the lore of the coming Doom Eternal. As some of you are likely aware, ID Software has stated that they plan to do a bit more storytelling with Doom Eternal and expand on the lore of the Doom universe. Now, as to what that means for Guardian my plan is quite simple: I'm largely going to ignore it. I know I probably do not need to tell you all this,

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I promise you I'm not drunk.

So, with all this talk about "Rise of Skywalker" (which I have still yet to see) and it got me wanting to watch the Family Guy Star Wars episodes (which I hadn't seen since "It's A Trap" aired). Which seems kinda weird, because, I'm like "when was the last time I watched a full Family Guy episode and not just a compilation video on YouTube?"

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Hey there, dedicated reader! Let's make this quick:

Part 2 Part 2 is by far the shortest part, being only eight chapters. The first three will be posted one a week, on Wednesdays if I can keep to the schedule (which shouldn't be a problem). Then, on the Fourth Week, I'll be dropping one of the last five chapters each day from Monday through Friday, in a big, fun, comprehensive finale. It'll be great.

Welp, that's about it. Thanks so much for reading!

--Bonster

There will be a new story upload next week, and on the week after, I will post the next chapter to Elements! YES! YOU HEARD IT RIGHT! I HAVE A CHAPTER OF ELEMENTS MORE-OR-LESS AT THE READY!!!

*calms down*

So, uh, yeah, be on the lookout for that, and I hope you enjoy the current chapter and the new story next week.

I'm not going yet, however.

I want to be here for the people who also have to watch their friends leave. I refuse to leave the site anytime soon. I may be gone for a few days, but usually that means my family dragged me somewhere else in the world where I couldn't bring my phone.

I feel a bit upset that the guy I love is most likely leaving, but I'm not following him out. I'll go with him to the "gates" but no further. His work here may be done, but mine is not.

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On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 10 William Defoes...

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Hello again, everyone.

Been a while since I posted a blog. Even longer since I really posted about anything movie-related. Hope that you all are doing okay.

Decided to play some catch-up on what movies I'd seen, both for the rest of 2022, and so far in 2023. Some of them will be familiar, no doubt, and others may be a bit more of a surprise.

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022; watched July 21st))

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 3rd analysis on a member of the James Bond franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take on Sean Connery's third outing as the title character: "Goldfinger".

Here's the rundown of it:

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No, there's no joke this time, no trolling or misleading information; this time I'm serious. Well, as serious as I can possibly be anyway. ;)

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So back in the day there was an amazing soul by the name of The Descendant. He has since moved onto other things but we still remember him for being the nicest gorram soul in existence.

We also remember him by donning festive cheer for the holiday season. This can be done very easily.

Step 1. Take your avatar image. If you lack the original take it from the largest source you can find on fimfic (usually your userpage)

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That wave of kinda fluffy stuff I've been writing?

It ends now.

Enemy of Mine is coming.

Soon.

Really soon.

Super soon, dammit.

I hope your day is less boring than usual. Cause girl you're perfect! You're always worth it, and you deserve it the way you work it! Cause girl you earned it!

Apparently legendoflink drew a thing for this story over a year ago.

Description:
"Sighing, you tuck Pinkie under your arm and walk into the living room. Pinkie stretches her legs out to the side and makes airplane sounds as you walk."

Was reading a story and decided to draw a little snippet of it.

I stumbled upon it while scouring ponybooru for pictures of Pinka Pank. I like Pinka Pank.

Reminds me of that all the times, a guy had to crush up those morning-after pills to slip them into his younger sister's cereal, the next morning, like, before school, on the weekend or whatever.

BECAUSE SHE JUST REFUSED TO SAY WHETHER SHE'D TAKEN IT ALREADY OR NOT!!

It's not a game and it isn't funny.

It certainly won't be very funny when mom and dad find out about it!!

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