• Member Since 6th May, 2016
  • offline last seen Feb 7th, 2019

Spherical Narcissist

I regret nothing.

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  • 170 weeks
    Hooray for relapse!

    Just when I thought things were looking up, shit happened and I slit my wrist. Woohoo.

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  • 180 weeks
    In a self loathing cycle

    I've got the most gut wrenching cramps and have been rehearsing for a play nonstop. I have a performance in ten minutes as we speak. Currently, I'm stressing about my online class, WWIII, basically making it out of his year alive and free. It's been almost seven months since I've last driven. I'm extremely lonely and only see my friends once a month. I'm in love with someone I can never see and I

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  • 184 weeks
    Got turned down by three people

    All I wanted was a prom date. My life is already falling apart so can I at least have that? The first guy I asked said he wasn't going to prom. The second was uncertain and he's flaked out on me at the last dance. The third guy I asked seemed open to going, but then we learned there's a youth group party the same day, so yeah. Fuck my life. Pardon me while I go slit my wrist.

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  • 184 weeks
    Hey, guys.

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  • 185 weeks

    Hey, guys! Today my friends and I hung out and did a bunch of cool shit. We played Cards Against Humanity for the first time over some cheap cookies and pineapple juice. My lil bro joined in on the fun. Then we basically went around town and took cool pics, like this one of yours truly. Hope y'all are having a good day. :pinkiesmile:

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Good morning · 12:47pm Sep 23rd, 2016

I hope your day is less boring than usual. Cause girl you're perfect! You're always worth it, and you deserve it the way you work it! Cause girl you earned it!

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Comments ( 9 )

:moustache: I am now mentally in SPANISH MODE! but I don't really know spanish so it's more like HIGHLY ROMANTIC/ENERGETIC MODE!!! :trollestia:


Thou art by far the fairest and most quite quaint mistress i knoweth. Thy eyes shineth liketh the stars in Luna's wondrous night, yet the lighteth of those stars can not holdeth a candle to the lighteth within thy heart.

(#Shakespearean mode)

4222726 Are you hitting on me? I'm very flattered, I have to say.

4222829 lol t is highly plausible yond is what i wast just doing.

4222840 How sweet. :twilightsmile: You made my day. However, I have to decline since I'm in a relationship.

4222843 i can still compliment a mistress if 't be true i wanteth :derpytongue2:

4222858 Of course you can! You're such a nice, wholesome person and not trash.

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