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Feb
12th
2016

Deadpool. Fucking Watch It · 6:14am Feb 12th, 2016

So, I went with my aunt to go see the new Deadpool movie

Get your ass up and watch that narcissistic spandex wearing bastard name Ryan Reynolds make you laugh for 1 hour and 48 minutes straight. Like, now.

Thanks for 30 followers everyone. I wanna buy each and every one of you a yacht and a bughatti or however you spell that but ya know.

Money

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Report Zyrah · 262 views · #Deadpool #bitch
Jul
30th
2018

Butch Hartman Says: "I created your childhood." · 4:49pm Jul 30th, 2018

Report MythrilMoth · 940 views · #bitch hartman
Dec
24th
2017

1 DAY TO GO · 9:54pm Dec 24th, 2017

Get ready to take the Mystery Cubes out from under the Dying Festive Cone! The Red Intruder comes tonight!

-Fuzz

Dec
26th
2019

Hey. · 11:26pm Dec 26th, 2019

Kept you waiting, huh?

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Jul
9th
2020

Need To Bloody Write More Horse Smut! · 5:46am July 9th


My bloody Bread and Butter!

I tried to dump off the shite once upon a time, but go on... Give her a look-see.

Romantic shite just was a dead end, I need to pump out more Smut.

People actually read my shite when it was all smex jokes and reverse rape.

Sorry if I'm sounding like bit of a bitch.

Just the last few months have been less than bloody ideal, in fact it's been horrible!

Anyways expect more horse word filth.

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Report Mew With Me · 34 views · #Horse #smut #bitch
Dec
15th
2016

Guiness is my Vicodin · 6:57am Dec 15th, 2016

What is up everyone I'm back from my surgery again and wish to Celestias fluffy flank that I could feckin sleep. More veins removed, more stabbing, more liquid stitches. I honestly think the feckers use Elmer's Glue and charge me an arm and a leg for it. Feck those quacky fucks right in their lab coat covered arseholes.

BARTENDER IN EQUESTRIA IS CANCELLED!

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Dec
25th
2017

Merry Christmas. · 2:10pm Dec 25th, 2017

Yep, Merry Christmas everyone!

And maybe an update will come out today, too!

Report Mkchief34 · 152 views · #Merry #Christmas #Bitches!
Jun
15th
2016

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (again!) · 1:46pm Jun 15th, 2016

Yes! People today was my last day of school and I had a 1/2 day so that's why I'm out so early. NO MORE DEALING WITH SCHOOL STRESS!!! (at least until September.:twilightblush:) but even then I'll be content because I'll be a senior!:pinkiehappy:

May
4th
2019

Just a small update · 2:41pm May 4th, 2019

Hey, so if you've been checking in on this place the past few months, you know it's been pretty quiet and stuff. I took a bit of a hiatus to get some personal stuff figured out, mostly changing jobs and scoring one that looks to be a permanent place for me. The pay is great, the benefits are amazing, I'm not working myself to death and it's even got the cherry on top. So with all of that stuff going on, my time has pretty much been focused on getting all of that smoothed out lately.

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Aug
12th
2016

I feel so rich guys · 4:03pm Aug 12th, 2016

I got the last salary from my summer job today and I realized that I now have over 100k Norwegian Kroners (NOK) in my bank account. Just look: I've never had this much money before. :pinkiesad2: I fucking love money it's not even funny!

In case you're wondering 100k NOK is $12 231 USD.


It's too good to be true! :raritycry: (das be happy tears)

Oct
1st
2015

>mythril moth featured · 12:32am Oct 1st, 2015

Jun
22nd
2015

About the newest chapter... · 3:35am Jun 22nd, 2015

I'm effectively going out of my way to make Moxxy look like the most despicable pony that's ever existed. Even more stuck up and awful than Diamond Tiara. Have I succeeded? Please tell me. :trollestia:

Like, you think she's bad now? I've RPed her a LOT. From what you've seen so far?...Pffff, you don't know the half of it.~

Apr
21st
2016

Damn I hate cowards. · 8:05pm Apr 21st, 2016

Ever run into one of those total asshats who is pissed off as hell at you but he or she... it.. can't hurt you, getting super frustrated he instead moves to attack your friends?

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Nov
2nd
2018

Mandatory Megadeth #9 · 2:02am Nov 2nd, 2018

I was going to talk a bit about the story this week, specifically on its setting, but I'll be honest: I've been sick as a dog all week, and I'm just not feelin' it.

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Dec
4th
2015

AH PURBLISHED A CHAPTARD · 10:13pm Dec 4th, 2015

Like, holy shit.

Five months, guys. I took me five months for f***-all.

But hey. Sunset is worth all of the rewrites. Sunset is cool.

Oct
17th
2015

I'm not dead! · 1:34am Oct 17th, 2015

And I have a new story coming! The long promised and hopefully long awaited sequel to Storytime. I actually started writing this soon after, but was never able to finish it. The rough draft of the first chapter is complete, and now just needs to be edited!

Hide and Seek
Featuring: Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rainbolt, and a not-so-secret collection of sex toys.

Report 314 · 338 views · #Foalcon #clop #I'M BACK BITCHES
Mar
25th
2018

Ocellus: What's in a Name · 5:46pm Mar 25th, 2018

I'm writing a story with changelings in it and I literally named somebuggy Ocellus.

Then I see the premiere. :facehoof:


Ovipositorblocked!

It took me time and research to come up with that name. :raritydespair: I guess great minds think alike. Well, great Hasbro mind thinks like wolf mind, at least.

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Aug
27th
2017

yay for depression relapse · 9:01pm Aug 27th, 2017

it has nothing to do with deh i swear

someone pls end this endless cycle of self hate blehehh

i know exactly how I could do it (that isn't killing myself)
I'm just not ready to do it

Aug
29th
2016

Bruh · 8:11pm Aug 29th, 2016

I've been on a school trip for the past two days. Today I did a ropes course for the first time. It was amazing! I also made a couple of friends. :yay:

Feb
6th
2020

Dick Potato · 5:52am February 6th

Feeling a little like shit. Wish I had lots of energy to constantly write, but I get caught up on too many mid-writing fantasies. Fuck me, man.

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