Alright, so if you actually enjoy my stories, writing style, and whatnot, then I can offer you something.

If a person can guess the song name and artist of the song I’m about to post, you can get a free one-shot commission of <10,000 words by me to redeem at any time*. Editing is included.

I will not write porn stories of any type, but anything else is fair game. Just note that I am a slice of life writer, and thus will write slice of life stories the best.

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My next chapter is just about ready, it just needs some fine tuning. I have mixed expectations about this one, and I'm pretty sure that some of you will love it, while others will despise it for some of the creative choices I've made.

Mainly, I don't show Shining Armor's battle with the changelings, because it 1: doesn't last long, and 2: is extremely confusing to write and read in this formate. So I just show the aftermath.

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Yep, three videos in one week. Seriously, never take car styling advice from this guy. You'll just ruin your car, probably hurt yourself and make yourself look like a complete moron/clot/idjit/your word choice here in the process... As James and Richard shall now show you.

What a idiot. That big ape...

I was supposed to publish a lot of things today, but I received this and decided to give it a little test drive. As you can guess, getting used to it is hellish a bit tricky. I'm writing this blog post at the amazing speed of 10 words per minutes, the eyes focused on the keyboard. So the few things I had planned for today are delayed for a few days.

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Sooooo Yeah.

I quite messed up that last chapter didn't I?

Sometime between now and next update I'm going to rewrite it. The fundamental events won't change - but I'll expand on what did happen and I'm pretty sure I'll remove one of the two 'pointless' scenes.

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Yeah, I know that's an album cover for Jackie Gleason, but I'm troubled.

I'm not all that up on the happenings of the internet, social media, and the like. There has been one thing, though, that's been a god send for me when either my turntable was out of commission, I couldn't find a specific record I owned, or hell, if I didn't own it.

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i gotta say

everyone else was asleep and couldn't comfort me about my dog, so to the people who commented on the last post, you really did help me through those first rough 24 hours (i was up all night crying or trying not to cry, i was feeling pretty rough in the morning)

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Yona overhears something she shouldn't, ends up somewhere she doesn't belong, and is forced to smash the place up.

Based off a ridiculous thought of "Yak hear about glory hole, want glory for self!" and the ensuing fallout.

There's porn.

And banter. Lots of banter.

And more porn.

So... hope you doing fine, lad. I wanted to step over here and announce that my current fic is still in progress...
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Yes, it's another clop...

So the thing is that, instead of keep working on it and finish it before the next 6hours blackout (usual thing here in Venezuela), I spend my time doing a pose for the fic's cover(using koikatu models).

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Hello everyone!,

So I have been doing some.....research, and found out a little about the "new mlp", and thought I would share it with you guys.

So as we all know (or some of us) that mlp ended with season 9 episode 13, Between dark and dawn. OR SO WE THOUGHT!
So I found out that this is NOT the last episode of My Little Pony, because....THERE TWO MORE EPISODES!!!!! (or more)
I don't think that there out yet, but if they are I'll be sure to keep you updated!

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THAT'S RIGHT, MY FELLOW FIMMY FICER'S, IT'S THAT TIME ONCE AGAIN. WE HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD ALL YEAR, AND I THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT THROUGH THESE TRYING TIMES.

I'VE COME TO YOU ALL WITH EMPTY PROMISES AND BROKEN DREAMS, YET WE PUSH ON, AND WE SURVIVE, SO DO NOT FRET. I WILL WIN THIS ELECTION, FOR YOU. YES, YOU, BECAUSE THIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN IS ABOUT YOU, NOT ME, BUT SORTA ME EXCEPT REPLACE YOU WITH ME AND THEN IT'S ABOUT YOU!

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So, yeah. Jingleclop is alive again! Two seasons later. But honestly, spacing it out means more delicious fun throughout the year, and what's summer without a little sauce?

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Remember the spring break bucket list I posted about a month ago? Well, it's time to look at the results. And I'd say I did quite well. Especially if you consider how much I added since the initial post. Who knows, I might be able to cross off a few more the next couple days, as my initial plan to be already playing Persona 5 Royal at this point took quite a hit.

• Finish The Saga of Tanya the Evil and watch the movie

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I'm sorry for the wait, and I promise it won't be as long this time. Nothing can beat a wait of over half a year, that's for sure. So to make up for it, chapter 3 is up and raring to go. Also, I'm still working on the TV Tropes page if anyone wants to.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/StarfleetRedone

You know, if you're still interested at all.

Go us, boo everyone else.

So yeah... the finale has arrived, a bit earlier than expected but it's here nonetheless.

And to be quite honest, I really don't know how I feel about it.

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Hi all. Finally got something to say.

So as we all should be aware, the show aired its finale a little over a week ago. I... kinda broke down at the end, though I'm aware many people also have, so I'm not going to pretend I'm special and unique because I cried when a show about ponies stopped being made.

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