Anybody Who Wants a Free Commission... (CLOSED) · 1:42pm Jun 22nd, 2020
Alright, so if you actually enjoy my stories, writing style, and whatnot, then I can offer you something.
If a person can guess the song name and artist of the song I’m about to post, you can get a free one-shot commission of <10,000 words by me to redeem at any time*. Editing is included.
I will not write porn stories of any type, but anything else is fair game. Just note that I am a slice of life writer, and thus will write slice of life stories the best.
Why? I’m bored during quarantine, and I have nothing else to do. I also have no need for money at the moment, so I’m going to do this my way.
*Story isn’t guaranteed to release immediately.
So here we go.
...
Oh baby, don’t you want to go?
Oh baby, don’t you want to go?
Back to the land of California
To my sweet home Chicago
Oh baby, don’t you want to go?
Oh baby, don’t you want to go?
Back to the land of California
To my sweet home Chicago.
Now one and one is two
Two and two is four
I’m heavy loaded baby
I’m booked, I gotta go.
Cryin’ baby
Honey, don’t you want to go?
Back to the land of California
To my sweet home Chicago.
Now two and two is four
Four and two is six
You gonna keep monkeyin’ around with you friend-boy, you gonna get your
Business all in a trick.
But I’m cryin’ baby
Honey, don’t you want to go?
Back to the land of California
To my sweet home Chicago.
Now six and two is eight
Eight and two is ten
Friend-boy she trick you one time
She sure gonna do it again.
But I’m cryin’ hey, hey
Baby don’t you want to go?
To the land of California
To my sweet home Chicago.
I’m goin’ to California
From there to Des Moines Iowa.
Somebody will tell me that you
Need my help someday, cryin’.
Hey, hey
Baby, don’t you want to go?
Back to the land of California
To my sweet home Chicago.
...
Like I said, song and artist. Don’t reverse-word search this, because that’d kind of mess up the whole point of the competition.
An up to 10,000 word commission is up for grabs. Let’s go.
You can also just do this challenge for fun if you want.
Going by the chorus, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is Sweet Home Chicago by Robert Johnson.
5290633
Good job!
I expected more guesses for The Blues Brothers’ version, but yeah, it’s by Robert Johnson.
So, the order stands, up to 10,000 words, no porn.
5290642
How about an EqG story where Sunset and the Mane Six go on a camping/road trip.
5290645
Can do.
5290650
Awesome!
5290651
Do you want it written in any way.
Because I’m thinking something along the lines of National Lampoons.
5290661
I don't have anything specific in mind.
5290667
Alright, so I’ll be doing what I have in mind for this. This has since evolved to a normal camping trip but the characters constantly play off of each other.
5290870
It'd be weird if they didn't constantly play off each other.
Can't wait to see how this turns out.