I just thought I'd write a top 5 list of MLP fanfictions that I love. Now these aren't in order because who cares.

1. Fallout Equestria- One of the first Fanfictions of MLP I found and thanks to Visualpony the Narrator I was able to listen to it because I'm a very slow reader. Steelhooves became one of my favourite characters and I loved Littlepip.

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1). Scarlett Johansson

2). Hailee Steinfeld

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Hey, guys! Mr. J here!

Quick announcement: my movie review for "Law-Abiding Citizen" is postponed until tomorrow. Reason is that I had a fantastic time in going out to lunch with my mother and taking an hour-long walking exercise around a central park on a hot, sunny day. I'm really tired because of that, and I wanna have a nice, relaxing evening to save my remaining strength.

With that said, here is my review list for August--aka, MonsterVerse Month!

Aug. 6th—Godzilla (2014)

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As the blog is titled, these are the characters of "Product of Friendship" I have so far commissioned. This blog is prone to updates as I am often requesting new artwork. (I will notify you of updates in new chapters)

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So, I got to thinking about my various stories today. Mostly, about why they're not progressing.
Yes, there will be spoilers be warned.
Yes, I'm going to be rambling a lot here. If you don't want to read it, nopony is forcing you to. Except Zeus (the Bolo from Iron Mountain, not the Greek god)... but he's fictional.

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I tend to write on more than one story at a time, so I figured I could make a blog post like this to give you guys at least some idea of what's to come next and what I'm working on. And, as an added bonus, this gives you guys another way to interact with the world's okayest fetish writer.

Updates:

• I started a new story: Silver Sable's Substantial Spheres. Currently 1457 words.
• The Road Less Traveled has been bumped up to from 713 to 830 words. I know. Real big.

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10. Ferdinand the Bull (Ferdinand)

9. Jewel (Rio)

8. Ronin (Epic)

7. Walter Beckett (Spies in Disguise)

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First Blog, Origins of Writing, and Introduction to the Fandom
How I Watch MLP/My Take on the Season 3 Backlash
The Companions of "New Who" - Part 1

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1). Optimus Prime

2). Batman

3). Simba

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July 2nd—Alien (1979)

July 9th—Aliens (1986)

July 16th—The Crow (1994)

July 23rd—Strange Days (1995)

July 30th—Law-Abiding Citizen (2009)

TV Show reviews

July 1st—MLP: FIM season 8 episode 4 “Fake It ‘Till You Make It”

July 8th—Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

July 15th—MLP: FIM season 8 episode 5 “Grannies Gone Wild”

July 22nd—My Life as a Teenage Robot

July 29th—MLP: FIM season 8 episode 6 “Surf and/or Turf”

One more week till new ponies! What more can we expect from our characters this time?

100 to 1 odds there will be nothing like what's below the break.

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With the possible exception of comedy, erotica is hands-down the hardest genre of writing to get right. One slip, and your perfectly crafted sex scene immediately goes tits up. As a connoisseur of fanfic, I've read many a terrible sex scene or erotic fic in my time, and have compiled a short list of the things that I personally cannot stand to see in any form of erotic prose.

IKEA Erotica

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does not include ponies we are not familiar with due to canon ignorance (we'll catch up one day)

S-Tier: Babs Seed, Derpy, Bonbon, Celestia, Applejack
A-Tier: Rarity, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Luna, Lyra
B-Tier: Rainbow Dash (we have a special fondness for her butt despite its tier placement), Cadance (the underappreciated butts tier)

there are no butts below B-Tier in our estimation.

this is our 100th blog post.

stay tuned for pony-puss tiers. <3

I wanted to give you guys this post because for some reason...it sort of clicked in my head that there were some episodes of MLP: FiM’s eighth and ninth season that hold no mentioning or share a certain element of continuity with the other episodes of those seasons. I figured it’d be fun to show you guys what episodes I found that can very much be considered prequels to both those seasons and the movie.

So, without further ado, here they are:

• The Maud Couple

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At the time I first wrote this, I was celebrating A Little Space getting featured. That's always a great feeling, and I appreciate everyone who helped make it happen.

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Hiya, lovely peeps!

Today is Christmas, folks! It’s time to celebrate with your loved ones, warm by the fireplace while sipping a mug of hot cocoa. And I know that the holidays are different this year, what with the virus and all. So I’ve compiled a list of my favorite holiday for you to enjoy!

Uz Naimat’s holiday-themed works:

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So yeah, nowhere near actually caught up but the Big Master Review List now has a total of 10,000 titles on it.
I took the opportunity to update the basic master review list here so that the non-browser crashing version is more up to date. If someone could check to make sure the link works, I'd appreciate it. I'll do it again when I get all caught up, but that'll be months down the line.

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Hiya, lovely peeps!

The year has finally ended. 2020 has been bumpy and eventful, to say the least. It’s been an incredibly long year, so to celebrate, I’ve compiled together a list of my favorite long stories. Happy New Year, everypony, and enjoy!

Uz Naimat’s favorite multi-chapters:

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Gosh. I loved this show. I still love this show. That hasn’t changed at all. I could re-watch every episode forever, I think. Still, I’d like to spend at least some time talking about it too. It’s nice to share, and I don’t do it often enough.

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