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What?

Is that what happens when blm and antifa losers block streets?

Well, those leftist freaks finally got what they all wanted. Whites and blacks are finally being treated equally.

"SOMEONE, GET A MOP!!" - Some Poor Street Cleaner

This blog was brought to you by: Racial Insensitivity

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You can sign up for a snuggling service type website as a professional snuggler and get paid something like $30 - $80 per hour to snuggle people. You can also start your own snuggling business if you don't want to work for a snuggling company.

One of the largest websites that employs snugglers is Cuddle Comfort. There are no requirements other than just liking to snuggle with other people.

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I swear that this show is self-aware sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VgzOx1csnM

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So I won Dinohorse’s Tumblr raffle. Either I’m going to go with my rational side and get a good full body reference for one of the OCs I don’t have one for yet (probably Valencia), or I’m going to request Nurse Redheart in a Little Red Riding Hood costume. The rational side doesn’t seem to be winning.

Anyway, the next Glitched Stitches should be out next week. Look forward to it!

Should I use the enemies from the Castlevania games in my animation, or would you guys prefer I ponify them to some extent?

Also for anyone interested, I am doing the next chapter for Dash And The Furry-ous soon. Sorry for taking so long. I've been trying to live a life despite not having much of one.

Pro tip: when writing dialogue for Spoiled Rich, imagine her giving one of those '90s anime "oh ho ho ho" noblewoman's laughs. If you write a line, and you can't see her doing it afterwards, rewrite it so you can.

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Hopefully, the alphabet people won't call for hate crime charges against these poor horses.

Even the horses know can tell.

Poor horses.

NPC Twitter User: I'm so sorry you have to deal with this.

She must have heard the trans jokes Dave Chappelle told.

Well, there's more for us to enjoy. Ricky Gervais!

Don't believe it's all a joke to most people?

They're literally laughing about them on the other side of our little blue planet.

Even Bill Maher is commenting on the fad.

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Woke Liberal Soldier?
Instead of their name and rank on their uniforms, they'd demand their pronouns and pride flag emojis instead... right?

And their corpses?
The pronouns on the toe tag.

Dog Tags?
WokeSolidiers: Oh yeah! Kink belongs on the battlefield!!!

This news article cracked me up so I just had to pass it along. I hope that you get a kick out of it like I did.

A man who changed his middle name by deed poll to Mark ‘I Love Spam’ Benson is getting married in the world’s only Spam museum in America.

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Got a cute one-shot for y'all today! Enjoy a quick bit of them good feelings with this story featuring watches, Dr. Who references, and Derpy being her adorable self.

Went through Rarity learns Math! Hopefully now it's a funny fic and not a mostly coherent string of jokes from a hype-drunk gavier from two FIVE??? years ago

Don't worry. It's NOT actually a clopfic. Just a bit of a purposely badly-written piss-take of the clopfic genre.

Because even I'm an asshole sometimes. And since some of you said you liked that Friendship Is Witchcraft 'parody' series over on YouTube, you might like me for this. XD

Oh, and can everyone who is willing to bother doing so, please give a big warm welcome to our newest addition to the Unique team; Miniponies!

Here's a joke I've been working on.

What is the difference between UniqueSKD and an ordinary bag?

UniqueSKD may be passing himself off as something special, but the bag holds a hell of a lot more dignity than he does.

Congratulations to you if you have read this far into the joke, all...four or five of you who actually come here for the comedy...which actually might just be two out of the five hundred and fifty five people who know me.

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The 180 stone beast has almost killed his owners on more than one occasion due to his sheer size - but that doesn't stop them giving him the freedom of their home.

It might sound like a load of bull but this couple really do share their home with a 180 stone BUFFALO called Wild Thing.

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What is a terrorist's favorite video game to play?

BOMBERMAN.

I wrote a sequel. A rare event has occurred!

This time, it's a sequel to How to Catch an Applejack, BUT I thought It'd be fun to do it with Twilight this time, using a book as bait! What are the stakes this time between Dom the Human and Rainbow Dash? Read and find out, I'm sure you'll end up laughing at their shenanigans!

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