I'm just gonna copypasta the Author's Notes from the first chapter cuz I'm lazy and bonkers:

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MWAH AH HA HA HA!

These story ideas really do come from the darkest places of my mind, don't they?

Parody/Based off of that fucking movie "A Serbian Film"

I've had this song stuck in my head. I like the base in this song.

I didn't want to post the video of Mia Khalifa twerking in her underwear, but if you REALLY want to see it, here it is.

…And that’s not entirely a bad thing.

So, I was thinking to myself earlier today (or well, late yesterday, given it’s 1 AM and I can’t fucking sleep), after posting a simile I thought was bad in a Discord chat.

You see, I though the simile was a lacklustre simile; however, I got a collection of people telling me that the simile was perfectly fine and I was making it out to be worse than it was.

The simile in question was akin to, “The lava bubbled like boiled oatmeal.”

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Sorry, this came in a day late. I've been really busy the last few days from college to some injuries I received Wednesday. I wanted to get some work done but I fell behind when I literally fell backward of a stairway two days ago, I'm not seriously injured, but I did need an ice pack for my arm and ass afterword. Luckily I didn't hit the ground face first. Today I feel a little bit better, plus a story I have been wanting for a while finally got posted so some good news. But for now, I have

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And now, back to (if you haven't already...), the continuing stooooooory of a Brony and his quest for really good fanfics.

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Hey, guys!

So, I couldn't stand it any longer. I debated doing this awhile ago (almost a year, if you're curious), but refrained under the ideal that an avatar is, in the internet world, who you are. And I've been Ninjaloo for nearly four years here on Fimfic.

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It's my birthday! I turn 35 today and part of me wants to celebrate, but another part of me is just cringing over what that really means. I am no longer in my early 30's. I'm in a whole new target group for marketing. My email is going to get clogged with new, different spam, and I don't know if that's a good thing or not. I'm well out of my youth now, though I still have quite a bit of middle age to work through.

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I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH A GRETA BIG HUG AND FHFHJEUDJSHDIS! NANANANANANNANANANA

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Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only instead of Christmas, let's have mothers and horses.
Journeyman: Or we could mix it up and have humans instead of horses.
Journeyman: And make it super gay while we're at it. Like... okay, I really can't come up with anything for super gay right now.
Journeyman: Help a brother out.
Journeyman: Wake thine ass up, Pizor, what do your elf eyes see?

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Here. Here are all of the things I ought to work on.

Let's go down the list.

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Life has kinda sucked for a while now...

but seeing my princess Sunset finally get a whole 45 minute special all about her with all these ridiculously adorable expressions?

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What the heck happened?

I used to have these monochrom FluttersShy faces selected for my favorite tabs, and for each of my library tab things. Now they've all been replaced by shitty emojis! If I wanted emojis, I would have selected emojis.

As is, it feels like I was handed a head sized lolly, then slapped in the face just as I was getting into it. Then handed a chunk of poop on a stick.

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Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only intead of CHristmas it is Dadmas day.
Journeyman: How do we make Father's Day a massively day affair?
Journeyman: And gay affair.
Journeyman: Enough lesbian horses, let's bring out the dudes.
Journeyman: Fuck it, let's put it in EQG while we're at it.
Journeyman: ;_;

Pizor: Hey man I'm alive
Pizor: Sorry work has been a disaster

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This... this isn't Canterlot

WHERE AM I

That feeling when hardly any comments.

Not that I'm complaining.